This is the one Total Drama Yuri chapter that has been converted into a multi-chapter story. It had enough material for at least five chapters. By the way, if you have read that chapter before I deleted Total Drama Yuri, I beg of you not to reveal anything about what will happen in the future chapters of this story! Just don't spoil anything for the people who haven't read it, okay? Cheers!
Enjoy!
Watch Out Girls! It's Sierra!
Not So Happy Females
After the fifteen original contestants were introduced, Chris had the honour of introducing the two newcomers. "And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors! He's an honour-roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species! Alejandro!" Spanish music plays in the background as Alejandro steeped out of the bus and removed his sunglasses. He noticed the heap Bridgette, Ezekiel, Izzy and Tyler were piled up in and smiled.
"Perhaps, I could assist," Alejandro offered, helping up Izzy and Bridgette.
"Wow-E!" chirped Izzy.
"I-I have a boyfriend!" Bridgette sheepishly stated. She was nevertheless grateful for his kind gesture. Alejandro was understanding of Bridgette's reaction and diverted his attention towards Tyler and Zeke.
"And amigos, please, allow me," said Alejandro, helping up Tyler and Ezekiel.
"Wow, eh," said Ezekiel.
"I like girls!" Tyler quickly stated.
"And she's a sugar-addicted super fan with eleven Total Drama blogs of the females," Chris barked, "Sierra!" Sierra ran out of the bus in excitement.
"Oh my gosh, I love you guys!" she squealed. "And this is the greatest day of my life!" She hyperventilated and asked: "Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?!" She noticed that only seven of the eleven female competitors were participating that season.
"What a minute, aren't we missing Beth, Eva, Katie and Sadie?" Sierra wondered. She shrugged apathetically and said: "Meh, I'm too much of a fan of the Katie/Sadie relationship for them to endure any more drama, I'm terrified of Eva and Beth actually built Brady, who's a cyborg, in her garage, and I don't like desperate people. All that matters is that all of the sexy girls are here!" she added.
"Yeah, the obsessive lesbian fan girl is here," Chris chuckled, "so good luck with that, girls. You will need it." The girls – save Izzy – observed Sierra in utter terror.
This was going to be one long season.
Needless to say: it was true. The first day was no candidate for the best day of any of the girls' lives… except for Sierra and Izzy, of course. Desperate for an alliance, Heather allowed Sierra to team up with her as they raced through the pyramid while they were in Egypt. She quietly asked Cody to follow them just in case Heather's plan backfired. Despite loathing Heather, Cody agreed. He always wanted to be in close proximity to a sexually-hyperactive homosexual female.
Sierra basked in the joy of being around Heather. Thankfully, they just had a conversation about the show as they navigated through the twisting, turning paths of the pyramid. Sierra gabbed about how awesome it was that Gwen broke up with Trent and went on to verbally pray that Courtney and Duncan would break up. This sent tremors of profound relief across Heather's body, knowing that she won't be the only one stalked by Sierra. Heeding Heather's advice, Cody maintained a low profile as he followed the girls through the pyramid; fearing Sierra would maim him if he got caught.
Chris put Sierra on the team with Tyler, Noah, Owen and Alejandro, much to her dismay and the relief of every other girl on the show, except for Izzy. However, half-way through the second part of the challenge, Sierra had a conversation with Izzy.
"Oh my gosh, I really want to be on your team," Sierra squealed. "You are so lucky!"
"But it would be even better with you one it," Izzy chirped. "Not only because you would liven up the mood, but also because Noah and Cody would be together!"
"I know, right!" Sierra replied. "With Noah and Cody together, Gwen's status as a single will no longer be threatened! In fact, ALL of the men should be gay so there'd be more women for us!" she added.
"You know what we should do?" Izzy suggested. "We should convince Chris to let you swap teams with Cody! Then all of our problems would be over!"
"OH MY GOD, I WOULD LOVE THAT SO MUCH!" Sierra shrieked in ecstasy. This alerted Cody, Courtney, Gwen and Heather, who were not too keen on having Sierra on their team. It was also Cody's dream to be the only guy on a team. A few seconds later, Chris showed up on his boat to analyse the progress of the three teams. Sierra immediately ran up to him and hugged his legs.
"Today is officially the best day of my life," she squealed. "So I really hope you allow us to swap. But, of course, you'll make the best decision because you're the best decider ever." The egoistic host beamed and said:
"And that's why I'm going to allow it."
"Smiley face!" shrieked Sierra, over-excitedly. Izzy grabbed Cody, carried him over to Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot and shoved the tech-geek in Noah's arms, much to Noah and Cody's dismay.
"But it's been my dream to be the only guy on a team!" Cody protested.
"And considering that we are perfectly heterosexual males, Noco will never be a thing," Noah deadpanned. He dropped the tech-geek.
Despite being uncomfortable around Sierra, the girls were still impressed with Sierra's basket-weaving skills. Team Amazon came in first place, followed by Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot and Team Victory. Because Ezekiel lost the stick, Team Victory was sent to the elimination ceremony. Bridgette, LeShawna and DJ were voting themselves off; Bridgette and LeShawna because they refused to be on a plane with Sierra, and DJ because he believed he was cursed and he wanted to go home. Apparently, Ezekiel was the one who was eliminated. Harold voted for him simply because Ezekiel never had a Nintendo64, and Lindsay, meaning to vote herself out because Sierra scared her, accidentally voted for Ezekiel instead. Ezekiel abstained from the vote because he was sure he wasn't going to be the first one voted out.
The news hit him hard.
"Ezekiel, you've been eliminated," Chris informed him, tossing him the parachute. "It's time to jump." Finally, Ezekiel broke.
"WHAT THE F***, EH?!" he exploded. "WHY AM I ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE VOTED OUT, EH?!"
"Because you never had a Nintendo64," Harold replied. "Curse your lack of respect for the gaming industry! IDIOT!"
"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, EH!" Ezekiel roared. Chef grabbed Ezekiel and kicked him out of the plane.
"I'LL GET YOU CHRIS MCLEAN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, EH!" Ezekiel bellowed. "IF IT'S THE LAST F***ING THING I DO, EH!" Chris ignored him, but what he did not realise was that as Ezekiel sailed past the plane he grabbed hold of the wing.
"Ha!" sneered Duncan. "What a f***ing eejit!"
"You should talk, Duncan, because you're going home as well," Chris laughed, handing him another parachute.
"What? No! You're supposed to take me home!" Duncan protested.
"Yeah, well we're going the other way," Chris informed him. "So…" Chris shoved Duncan off the plane and called out: "SAFE LANDING!"
"YES!" Sierra squealed. "That means there'll be no Bridgette/Ezekiel, Gwen/Duncan nor Izzy/Ezekiel, and Courtney/Duncan will be more likely to come to an end!" Bridgette, LeShawna and Lindsay looked at Sierra in utter horror.
This was definitely going to be one long season.
So what do you guys think? And for those of you who have read the original chapter, what do you think of the changes I've made?
By the way, several of the canon episodes of Total Drama World Tour may be crammed into one chapter; especially since I'm still working on Total Drama: Island Renewed. I barely have a quarter of the story complete. I'll be posting a few more updates for my stories, and then I'm back to college next week. From then one, only one update may occur per week altogether, so you guys have a lot of anticipation on your hands.
FUN FACT: This story is one reason why I deleted Total Drama Yuri.
