At a 2D like setting to the Mushroom Kingdom; two Goomba's were between two pipes and walking around.
"Alright new guy, you've got this. Just show those plumber's what you've got." said one Goomba.
"Yeah we'll show them." said the second Goomba.
However; a blue blur ran by, crushing the second Goomba to death.
The first Goomba became shocked.
"SIMON, WHY!?" yelled the first Goomba, "HE WAS ONLY A KID, HE WAS MY KID BROTHER!"
He then became mad.
"YOU BLUE BLURRED SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!" yelled the Goomba.
He tried to walk past the pipe the blur ran over, but couldn't.
"HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF THIS THING!?" said the Goomba.
The blur continued to run off before eventually stopping at a basketball court, revealing that it was Sonic with a blue basketball.
Sonic smiled.
"This is going to be a wonderful day." Said Sonic.
Then a dimensional portal appeared and Duncan who was holding a pair of green Dimensional Scissors and Lynn emerged from the portal before Duncan closed it up.
"You know we're not as fast as you." Said Lynn.
Sonic chuckled.
"Just be glad one of you managed to get Dimensional Scissors just for helping that Hekapoo character out of that scrap of an incident involving Brainiac and Bushroot." Said Sonic.
Duncan snipped the scissors.
"Yep, definitely worth having to wait sixteen years in her dimension just to get these things." Said Duncan.
"You were there for eight minutes." Said Sonic.
"It still felt so long." Said Duncan.
Sonic pulled out a calculator and did some math.
"Two years wasted per minute." Said Sonic.
"I still feel like a lady wrestler." Said Lynn.
Sonic threw the basketball in a hoop.
"Let's just do what we came here for." Said Sonic.
His friends nodded.
The three then started playing some basketball.
"Prepare for my super speedy dunk." Said Sonic.
Lynn chuckled.
"Bring it on, I can-"Lynn said before she and Duncan heard the basketball bouncing behind them and turned to see Sonic was hanging from the basketball hoop.
"You were saying?" said Sonic.
His roommate became mad.
"Show off." Said Lynn.
Then the giant koopa Bowser appeared and roared.
"GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" yelled Bowser.
The others became confused.
"Your property?" said Duncan.
"Yeah, I've got it labeled outside the court." Said Bowser.
He pointed to a sign that said, 'Bowser's Basketball Court, no trespassing.'
Sonic is shocked.
"Oh boy." Said Sonic.
"Now get out of here before I burn someone to a crisp." Said Bowser.
Sonic approached the giant fire breathing turtle like dinosaur.
"Look, we've both been in video games together, so why don't you just let us off with a warning?" said Sonic.
Bowser realized Sonic was right and sighed.
"Well I guess since we have been in video games together." said Bowser.
Sonic nodded.
"Alright." Said Sonic.
He grabbed the basketball and started to walk off with Duncan and Lynn.
Bowser then started sniffling and eventually sneezed out tons of fire that burned Duncan and Lynn, knocking them out.
Sonic became shocked.
"HOLY SHIT!" yelled Sonic.
Bowser became shocked.
"Uh oh." Said Bowser.
He started walking off while whistling.
"Nothing to see here." Said Bowser.
Sonic pulled out a stethoscope and put it on his ears before putting the listening part to Duncan and Lynn's chest, hearing seperate heart beats.
The hedgehog sighed in relief.
"Rest easy guys, I'll get you home." said Sonic.
He picked the two up and took off the stethoscope.
"Nothing bad is going to happen anymore." said Sonic.
He then ran off.
Later; Duncan and Lynn were in their own beds with bandages on their arms, legs, and chests.
The two woke up groaning.
"What happened?" said Duncan.
"I feel like a rotisery chicken." said Lynn.
Duncan looked at Lynn.
"Same here." said Duncan.
Then Sonic ran into the room.
"Hey guys, how're you feeling?" said Sonic.
The two stood up smiling.
"Better, ready for some more Mushroom Kingdom action." said Lynn.
Sonic chuckled nervously.
"Yeah, about that." said Sonic, "I've got good news, the two of you have earned early retirement."
The two roommates became confused.
"Early retirement?" said Duncan.
"Yep, you'll be able to do some interesting stuff with all this free time. Watch every episode of every Star Trek show in existance, convince Cartoon Network to cancel Teen Titans Go!, and to talk with your grandchildren." said Sonic.
"We don't have any kids." said Lynn.
"Now's the time to get some. It's for the best." Sonic said before hugging his former roommates, "See you around."
He pushed the two out of his room before tossing out two suitcases and closing the door to his bedroom.
Duncan became confused.
"Wait, what just happened?" said Duncan.
Sonic opened the door and poked his head out.
"I fired you two as my roommates." Sonic said before closing the door.
"Okay just checking." said Duncan.
Lynn became shocked.
"Wait what?" said Lynn.
"We've been kicked out of Sonic's room." said Duncan.
Lynn then became confused.
"Wait, I thought that was yours and Sonic's room?" said Lynn.
"Not at first, I just started crashing with Sonic due to Max and Roxanne's children crying all night long, and it eventually became a permanent thing." said Duncan.
Lynn nodded.
"I see. Well, better find our own rooms from now on." said Lynn.
"Yeah, maybe I'll crash in my old room if no one else took it." said Duncan.
"Yeah okay, I've got an idea for myself." said Lynn.
Later; she was at the bottom of the attic/Lincoln's room showing puppy dog eyes to her little brother.
"Nope, not like last time." Lincoln said before closing the attic door.
Lynn sighed.
"Well I tried." said Lynn.
In Hal and Bubbles's room; Bubbles was on his bunk playing Mario Party Top 100 on his New 3DS and Hal was on his computer when a knocking was heard at the door.
Hal stood up and Bubbles jumped on his best friends head and the toucan opened the door, revealing Lynn.
"Hey what's up?" said Hal.
"I've been kicked out as one of Sonic's roommates as well as Duncan, can I bunk here?" said Lynn.
The two birds looked at each other before looking back at Lynn.
"This place is cramped." said Bubbles.
Lynn sighed.
"Guess I'll sleep in one of the bath tubs." said Lynn.
Hal smiled.
"That's a great idea." said Hal.
Lynn looked at the two with puppy dog eyes, only for Hal to close the door on her face.
"See you." said Bubbles.
The two birds went back to do their own things.
In Randy's room; the Norrisville Ninja was doing crunches from the side of his bed.
"Oh yeah I need this." said Randy.
He heard a knocking on his door and fell off his bed.
"Crap." said Randy.
He stood up and walked to the door before opening it, revealing Lynn.
"Hey Lynn, what's up?" said Randy.
"Can I crash in here?" said Lynn.
Randy did some thinking.
"Let me think." said Randy.
He then saw that Lynn was doing her puppy dog eyes.
"Alright." said Randy.
Lynn smiled and jumped onto Randy, hugging him.
"Thanks, you wont regret this." said Lynn.
"Sonic started to with Duncan." Randy thought.
With Duncan; he walked into his old bedroom and looked at his original bed.
"Oh baby girl, did you miss me, did you miss daddy?" said Duncan.
He smiled at the bed and got into it.
With Sonic; he was next to a copy machine that was currently printing out flyers.
"Good thing we bought this copy machine that prints out in color." said Sonic.
The copier stopped printing and Sonic pulled out the flyers and sighed before grabbing a staple gun.
"Well, better see what all I'll get for candidates tomorrow." said Sonic.
He ran off and managed to post flyers all over town.
He posted one flyer on a community board at a Fred Meyer before leaving the store.
Then a shadowy figure appeared and grabbed the flyer before disappearing with it.
At the F.O.W.L headquarters; Steelbeak was looking at the same flyer with the Deadly Six.
"Currently searching for two new roommates who share my love for adventure, auditions are tomorrow." Steelbeak said before looking at the Zeti's, "Can you believe the crap that people put on community boards and trees these days?"
The Deadly 6 nodded.
"Tell me about it." said Zor.
"It's stuff like this that makes me want to vomit." said Steelbeak.
"Same here." said Zomom, "But I can't since I always end up eating after vomiting."
Everyone nodded.
Steelbeak did some thinking.
"Wait, we may be able to use this to our advantage." said Steelbeak.
Zeena looked at the flyer.
"Oh wait, no we cant. The fine print says 'no villains' so that's out." said Zeena.
"Agreed." said the other zeti.
"No, we still can find a way." said Steelbeak.
Everyone turned to the metal beaked rooster.
The rooster then turned to the reader as we zoomed into his face, only to get a look at his face.
Steelbeak then grabbed what turned out to be a security camera and put it back in place.
"Damn security camera's, we've really got to get these things fixed." said Steelbeak.
