Where's my suit?!


Spider-man in Italics

Deadpool in Bold


"Deadpool!"

"Oh shit..."

"Where is my super suit?!"

"I don't know Frozone, where ever you left it."

"Wade! Tony asked me if I wanted to go out for drinks! I can't say no to Tony!"

"They're not going to let me into the Avengers"

"How do you know?!"

"How many times have you applied now?"

"Nick said they lost my applications!"

"I bet they did."

"Where did you put it?!"

"I didn't take it-"

"You're full of shit!"

"Yes I am, but I didn't take your suit."

"IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE SHAVING CREAM INCIDENT?!"

"..."

"Give. Me. Back. My. Suit."

"Will you give me back my bongos?!"

"Not if you're going to play it at 4 in the morning!"

"Then I guess you're shit out of luck"

"Damn it man, I need it!"

"Have fun without it. Bring me back a taco, Webhead."

"God! You piss me off." *Slams Door*

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on, Sugar tits!"

-Hours Later-

"Well hello there handsome. Do we have anything to celebrate?"

"..."

"They didn't ask you to join, did they?"

"..."

"They didn't even show up"

"Shut, the fuck up."

"..."

"..."

"I got you some Ben and Jerry's and The Lake house"

"...thanks"

"No Problem."

*sigh* "I'll get some popcorn."

"Wait, No-"

"WHY IS MY SUIT IN THE MICROWAVE?!"

"…"


Well, that was fun to write. Forgive me if it was a little off. Never been much of a comic reader but i thought this would be a fun story to write. Hope you enjoyed it. don't forget to review! it makes me happy:)