Disclaimer: We do not own most of these characters. Just Quantum Physics and anonomiester in this chapter. If you use the nicknames we spent seconds coming up with we WILL hunt you down. Speaking of nicknames, see if you can guess all of them!

Quants: Be nice! This is our first story and I don't think we're very good. Text= anon getting the story from me :-)

[text]=telepathy


Quants is dragged into Landon's office by Zomi. Landon immediately starts with rapid-fire interrogation. "Who are you? Who do you work for? Do you know the location of the nine-tails? Are you working for Orochimaru?" Quants stares at him blankly, then asks him to repeat the question. At this, Zomi and Landon start growling threats in unison. So Quantum bursts into flames.

I take this as my cue and teleport in.

Zomi flips out, Landon shows minor concern, I say "A little excessive, don't ya think?"

BBWRC members: o_0! After Zomi starts (unintelligibly) spurting out questions, I can make out some thing along the lines of "Where'd you come from? What was that cloud! Fire?"

Landon tells Zomi to get out before his head explodes.

Quantum asks before the silence gets too awkward "Soo.. Can we join?"

"What? First off, who are you," Landon points at me, "and second, neither of you even has a solid charka signature." He decrescendos.

I start off because I'm better with explanations. "I'm most widely known as anonomiester, though I doubt you've heard of me. She's Quantum Physics. We don't use charka; we use magic, which is supposed to be unpredictable."

"Magic?" he asks. "What are you, sorcerers?"

I mutter "Sorcerers, Casters, Wizards, Witches, Warlocks, Fiends, Wiccans, Magicians…"

After the first couple Quantum interrupts "We're Spiral witches." She pauses for a moment, and when Landon doesn't respond, she says "I'm fire and she's storm."

There's a 'thoughtful' silence, then Landon says "What if I don't believe you?"

"Preposterous," I start. "you're believing every word we're saying."

He just stands there, appalled. "How would you possibly come to know something like that?"

"You're not even in denial." I say with a smirk. No response.

Quantum brings back the original topic. "I'll take that as a yes?"

"A yes to what?" He's terrible at hiding his thoughts.

"The original question of us joining the Akatsuki."

He sighs and gives up "It won't really make a difference what I say, will it?"

[He's fast] I telp quanty.

She reacts by punching the air above her. "We're in!"