Disclaimer: Don't own a thing. Grey's is owned by ABC. The brilliant lyrics in this story are by the very talented Jason Mraz. The song is called "I'm Yours"
Author's note: I'm not sure if you would consider this a drabble or what it really is…It's just a silly little story that has been in my head, that for some reason has been in my head for a very long time…
Monday Morning Mishap
Derek Shepherd slipped silently into the bathroom where is fiancé, Meredith Grey, was showering. He smiled at the fact she was singing. He shrugged he never thought Meredith as a singing in the shower type of girl, but he liked it.
He quickly undressed as she sang. "I won't hesitate no more no more. It cannot wait, I'm yours. Well open up your mind and see like me. Open up your plans and damn your free. Look into your heart and you'll find love love love."
Steam from the hot water filled the bathroom as he crept in the shower. "Surprise." He whispered as his arms snaked around her waist.
Her hands stopped lathering the shampoo in her suddenly and she spun around. She let out a small scream. "Derek! What the hell?"
Derek jumped back. There in front of him was a very naked Lexie. "Uh…I…I uh…Sorry…I thought you were Meredith." He was too stunned to even move.
Lexie grabbed the shower curtain and struggled to cover herself. "Why are you still in here?" She covered her eyes with her hand. ""Get out!"
"Sorry." Derek apologized again as he scrambled out of the shower and threw his clothes on and ran out the bathroom door, slamming the door behind him.
"Hey." Meredith walked out from the kitchen, "I made some coffee if you want some."
"I thought you told me you were taking a shower."
"I was, but Lexie beat me to it." She studied him for a second. "Are you okay? You look a little pale."
"I just walked in on Lexie taking a shower…"
Meredith laughed. "Oh my God…Are you serious?"
Derek nodded. "I was naked."
Meredith began to laugh harder; tears began to escape her eyes. "What did she say?" She asked through fits of laughter.
"Get out." Derek told her.
"Who told you to get out?" Mark walked up behind Meredith, was still laughing. "What happened to her?"
"Derek just walked in on Lexie taking a shower." Meredith stopped laughing long enough to tell Mark the story.
Mark's eyes narrowed angrily. "You…Saw my girlfriend naked…In the shower."
"So you slept with my wife." Derek shot back as the three of them walked into the kitchen, where Alex was eating a bowl of cereal.
Alex looked up. "What's going on? Sloan looks like he is going to kill someone."
"By the way Mark…" Meredith said. "Derek was naked."
Alex eye's widened slightly. "I missed something here."
"Derek walked in naked on MY naked girlfriend while she was in the shower." Mark spat out angrily.
Alex laughed. "That's hilarious." His laughter quickly stopped when Mark glared at him. "Sorry…"
"Mark really, I thought Meredith was in the shower…"
"If Lexie is traumatized because of this I' m going to kick your ass." Mark threatened.
"I hardly think Lexie is traumatized just because she saw Derek naked." Meredith attempted defend Derek.
The room fell silent as Lexie entered the room with out a word. She poured herself a cup of coffee and sat down. Still no one spoke. She cleared her throat, and smiled slightly, "I know who has the biggest penis."
End
