Wait, they're giving the Enterprise to Kirk?!
What in the name of sweet Mary Jane are they thinking?! The kid hasn't event finished his time at the Academy and they're bumping him up to Captain!
That has got to be the most bullshit call I've heard since, well, pretty much the last fucking thing that Kirk's managed to pull off. If he was anyone else, his ass would've been cashiered months ago, or even let into the Academy.
But he's the son of George Kirk and got the backing of Pike, so of course the powers that be are bending over backwards to give him a break. 'Course I'm not the only one complaining, but Admiral Pike is shuffling our complaints into the recycling bin.
Asshole…
