Disclaimer: I like so many others do not own Rurouni Kenshin. Even if I wanted too. Or any other random shows, books, movies, etc. I might mention. Maybe... ok I don't or ever will unless I want to pay lots and lots of fines... I'm done now. I think... Yes I am.

Chapter one: What if she knew?

Kenshin: Uh who knew what?

Me: Umm, uh I don't know.

Kenshin: How can you not know?

Me: I'm a girl and the title is what if she knew.

Kenshin: Then how are you going to tell the story?

Me: IT'S A SPECIAL STORY! Where I know everything even though I don't know everything!

Kenshin: Oro?

Me: I'm magical; I can make stuff up as I go, because I'M SPECIAL! That I am.

Kenshin: Ok special in your own little world that you are.

Me: Uh hello the word special used in the context must be capitalized, italicized, and bold!

Kenshin: Fine then! Let's just get on with the story now.

Me: Uh I need a narrator some who won't contradict me.

Yahiko: I will!

Miss Kaoru: Little boys shouldn't narrate!

Yahiko: I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY!

Me: Uh hello you two are part of the story you can't narrate.

Kaoru/Yahiko: Oh...

Me: I know I'll pick a character randomly from another anime! (Pondering)

(Someone random shorty from the audience raises their hand)

Person: I will.

Kenshin: Oro?

Me: Ok but just because you talk in italics ok.

Person: Ok!

Me: So what's your name and what anime are you from.

Person: Lauren and I'm you friend not from an anime.

Me: Oh yeh (really quietly so no one can here) I forgot. (Back in normal voice) Any way since your short and I don't want to offend anyone by calling you what I normally do; I dub you Shorty for the rest of the never ending story!

Right now no one: Uh wrong story you were going to do it about Kenshin remember?

Me: Oh yeh oops heh eh. I knew that, or did I? Never mind any who, as I was going to originally say, I now dub you Shorty the Master of Italics until the end of the Kenshin story! Oh and by the way you have no say in what you say.

Shorty: Huh?

Me: No more of this, on with the story!

Now the real chapter: What if she knew?

Shorty: Our story begins in the city of Tokyo more then a century ago.

Kenshin: Miss Kaoru!

Kaoru: Yes Kenshin?

Kenshin: I'm going in to town for a bit is there anything that you would like me to get?

Kaoru: Uh... (Pondering for a bit) yes could you get some more tofu?

Kenshin: Fondue?

Kaoru: No, Tofu! Tofu!

Kenshin: Oh ok, I was gona say I think your getting ahead of your self fondue won't be around for another century or so. But ok I'll pick some up on my way back.

Kaoru: Thank you.

Shorty: Kenshin then wondered to down town Tokyo were he bumped in to Miss Megumi literally.

Kenshin: Oh I'm sorry Miss Megumi that I am.

Megumi: That's alright Sir Ken, I wasn't watching were I was going.

Kenshin: I'm afraid I must be on my way or else I'll end up running late. It was nice to see you Miss Megumi that it was.

Megumi: Good bye Sir Ken. (To herself) Now were could he be off to in such a hurry? (A little light bulb went on over her head) What if he's seeing some one! I should go tell Miss Kaoru! How fun it would be to see her face when I tell her! Then Kenshin will leave her and be all mine! Muahahahaha!

(People passing by look at her as if she's nuts.)

Megumi: (glaring at the people) well what you are looking at!

Shorty: Now back with Kenshin as he strolls down the street.

Kenshin: Now where was that place again?

Shorty: Just as Kenshin round the corner a yellow rat ran by him.

Kenshin: Oro?

Rat: Pika?

Shorty: Yes that's right it was a Pikachu not just any Pikachu ether.

Ash: Pikachu! Where are you?

Pikachu: (looks back to see Ash coming closer) Pika! Pi, Ka...

Kenshin: What a funny looking creature?

Pikachu: (looking up at Kenshin) Uh can you hide me that kid is scary. Then I'll go back to my own anime. Ok.

Shorty: Just to point out Kenshin does NOT speak pokemon for some bizarre reason behind which I know Pikachu can now speak English...err uh but Kenshin can't speak English? (I give evil glare reminding Shorty that she is unable to contradict my authority on the story) Uh any how on with story.

Kenshin: Uh I don't have time to hide you. That I do not. Good day yellow rat.

Pikachu: I'll have you know that I'm not a yellow rat I'm a Pikachu!

(Kenshin already walked off)

Kenshin: This is a very bizarre day that it is. I hope I don't run into anyone else.

Shorty: And of course since Kenshin has no control of what happens so...

Kenshin: Oh no a huge crowd I need to get through. This is evil! Oh well.

Shorty: So Kenshin starts weaving through a huge crowd of random people.

Kenshin: (at the end of the huge crowd) finally I got through. Huh and I'm already here.

Girl: Welcome Sir Ken.

Kenshin: Hey. How are you/

Girl: Fine. Now hurry it's about to begin.

Kenshin: Oh goodie.

Shorty: Uh WRONG LINE KENSHIN!

Kenshin: Oh then I better hurry, that I should.

(Kenshin walks inside to find a room full of...)

Kenshin: Hello ladies!

Every single girl in the room: Oh Kenshin's here!

Kenshin :( just smiles)

Shorty: That is all for now tune in next time to see... (Another evil glare from me to tell her not to ruin the so far plot less story)... Uh the... Uh next chapter... or something like that.