Title: "Already Charmed"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blanche has no need to impress Dorothy for she already won her over with her charm long ago.
Warnings: Femme Slash, Drabble
Word Count: 250
Date Written: 25 October, 2011
Disclaimer: Blanche Deveraux, Dorothy, all other characters mentioned within, and the Golden Girls are ᄅ & TM their respective owners, not the author. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"Dorothy?" Blanche called from the lanai.

Dorothy stepped out to see what she wanted, and her eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Blanche!" She laughed nervously as Blanche fanned herself innocently. "What are you doing?"

"Just sayin' hello, dahling," Blanche crooned, continuing to wave her fan. She was laying all the way back in the lounger, her head tilted back, and her blouse opened mid way. She'd opened several buttons on her dress' bodice; her breasts peeked out at Dorothy in tantalizing glimpses of bared, if slightly wrinkled, flesh.

Dorothy's mind whirled back to the conversation they'd had just a little while ago, and she smiled as she realized what Blanche was doing. She'd shown her what gravity did to women their age - how it pulled at their flesh, causing either their faces to look withered and dried out or their breasts to sag -, and Blanche had declared she'd have to meet men laying down.

Dorothy laughed again, and Blanche blushed in the face of her laughter. "Ya don't have to laugh," she snapped, closing her fan and sitting up.

"Oh, sweetheart, I'm not laughing at you!" Dorothy exclaimed, trying to quell her laughter. She pressed her lips hard together and sat down across from Blanche. She took her hand in hers. "It's just, you don't have to impress me, is all. You already did a long time ago, and I love you, Blanche Deveraux, for you yourself, sagging skin, gravity damage, and all." She sealed her words with a kiss.

The End