Author's notes: for continuity purposes, this story takes place some time in the middle of season 4. What's important is that takes place before and ignores the events of the episodes 'Stop Team Go' and 'Homecoming upset.'

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Bonnie was in her car, en route to do something that she knew was probably a bad idea. For almost two years, Bonnie had been using a web site that was basically a Kim Possible haters forum. She knew that it was primarily used by villains to bitch about the goody two shoes redhead, but people like her who just didn't like Kim for whatever reason also used it.

During her time on that web site, Bonnie had gotten really close to someone who went by the alias ObsidianAndEmerald584 (as close as two people can get conversing over the internet). This same person had recently expressed an interest in meeting Bonnie in person. Bonnie knew that meeting any one that you had first met over the internet was a bad idea, but she really wanted to meet this other person, especially if ObsidianAndEmerald584 was who Bonnie thought it was.

Bonnie parked her car outside the apartment building where she was told to meet her soon to be friend. She grabbed a bottle of pepper spray in case things turned ugly and went inside. She walked to the specific apartment she had been told to go to and knocked on the door. The door opened from the other side, and there stood the pale green thief that Bonnie had suspected who she had been talking to all along.

"ObsidianAndEmerald584?" Bonnie asked, seeking confirmation.

"Yep. BonBon1024?" Shego said, using Bonnie's screen name for her own search for confirmation. Bonnie nodded yes in response and was brought inside. The emerald eyed female's apartment wasn't as upscale as Bonnie's house, but she had to admit that it was still nice.

"So tell me," Shego said. "What exactly does a non-villain have against Kimmie?" she asked. She knew from her online conversations with Bonnie that she wasn't villain, yet had as much disdain for Kim Possible as any would be world conquerer.

"Before I get to that, I should probably tell you more about myself," Bonnie said, then started telling shego a little about herself and about her and Kim being rivals on the cheer leading team. "Now to answer your question, what I have against Kim is that I think she has way too much good stuff going on for her without her having to work for it."

"What exactly do you mean?"

"She has a family that doesn't treat her like crap and she has the respect and admiration of everyone at the high school without having to jump through the same hoops as the rest of us. She's probably never had to deal with issues of sexual confusion either," Bonnie said, then her eyes widened in shock as she realized she had just said too much.

"Care to elaborate on that?" Shego asked.

Bonnie sighed as she realized the best way to get out of this without aggravating the pale green thief and having the living crap beat out of her would be to just come forward. "If you must know, I'm bi. But I'm not happy about it," she said.

"Why's that?" Shego asked as a tiny angry twitch graced the corner of her mouth.

"For one thing, it's not normal. And after high school the only women who will want to sleep with me are colossal, hairy dikes."

"Look, I'm gay. So if you know what's good for you, you'll take back everything you just said in the next five seconds."

"You can't be gay," Bonnie said matter of factly. "You're thin, you have long hair, you..." Bonnie was interrupted in her listing of stereotypical lesbian traits as Shego show off her glowing green hands. Needless to say, this scared the shit out of Bonnie. "Okay, I take it all back."

"Good girl," Shego said as she powered down her plasma. "For the record, not all lesbians are like that. But not all of them are hot like me. It's a little from column A, a little from column B. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to why you're here."

"I recently decided that I'm tired of working for the incompetent nut jobs that make up the villain community," Shego continued. "But at the same time, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail. I figure the best way to get out of serving jail time would be to switch sides."

"So, just switch sides."

"It's not that simple. I can't just go up to the head of GJ, tell her I want to defect and instantly be given amnesty. But I have a plan: I'm going to challenge Kimmie to one final battle with the stakes being that if I win, she's going to vouch for me about wanting to switch sides."

"Now this where you come in," Shego said. "I don't have the best track record when it comes to fighting Pumpkin. So what I have in mind is to train you to fight, then challenge Kimmie and her buffoon to fight. With my training, you'll be able to beat Stoppable then we'll double team Kimmie for the win."

"Interesting plan," Bonnie said. "But explain one thing to me: why would I want to go out of my way and risk jail time by aiding and abetting an international criminal?"

"Well, you'll get a chance to show princess up at her own game. Maybe even cause her some bodily harm," Shego countered.

"I'm in," Bonnie said without any hesitation.

"Perfect," Shego said. "We'll begin your training tomorrow."