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Split Personality: what goes on in Gogeta's head
The following scene may be weird, and has nothing to do with anything, just a crazy impulse I had!
"You're through!" gogeta yelled to gotenks, who promptly gave him the finger.
Moral of the story: don't fuse with bakas!
A very different one on my behalf...
"Just try and get me old timer!" gotenks yelled back.
'Those little bastards!' vegeta thought- disgusted.
'Vegeta! Please!' goku tried to get vegeta to shut up.
'Kakarot! You saw what those little brats done!'
'Vegeta?'
'Yes kakarot, what do you want?'
'GET OUT OF MY HEAD!'
'Are you kidding! Your head you insolent baka! It's my head too!'
'Well be quiet! I am trying to spar here!'
'Bakarot! Shut up!'
'That's what I have been trying to say!'
'This is the last time I fuse with you baka!'
Their thoughts fell silent.
Gotenks ran off, Gogeta followed closely, shooting the occasional Ki blast.
"BRATS! GET HERE!" vegeta managed to gain control for a second.
"Vegeta! Please! Let me handle this!"
Gotenks turned to look at him.
"Man, and to believe that's our fathers." He said in his double voice.
"He's acting like a two year old!"
"Look! I am not a two year old! Your grounded for a month brat!" vegeta took over again.
"VEGETA SHUT UP!" Gogeta roared.
"Ooh! Look! I'm Gogeta! I fight with myself!" Gotenks laughed the punched himself.
"Ow!" he moaned, then started laughing again.
A sound issued from gogeta's gut that sounded like a big clap of thunder. Gogeta smiled sheepishly.
"Well, I guess, uh, we're a little hungry right now..."
Gotenks scrunched his face up, trying to conceal his laughter.
'Kakarot! This is no time to be stuffing around!' vegeta thought, 'clobber the brat while he is laughing'
Vegeta gained control of gogeta's right arm, sending it hurling towards gotenks' face.
Gogeta's other arm shot up and caught the other one. He then attempted to hold it tightly by his side, this wasn't working. To gotenks, it looked like gogeta was trying to have a wrestling match with himself. The hand launched for his throat.
By this point, gotenks was rolling around on the floor, crying with laughter.
"Okay, that's it!" gogeta stopped wrestling himself and cracked his knuckles. He slowly approached gotenks with a menacing grin on his face.
Gotenks stopped laughing and sweat dropped.
" Uh…. I think we might have to run now." He said and took off. Gogeta hot on his heels.
Gogeta ended up catching gotenks and was about to hit him hard when the fusions wore off. The 2 chibi's still crying with laughter were sent to their rooms. Vegeta turned around to Goku and was about to slap him when he teleported away.
"My god what a load of idiots!"
THE END.
I decided to write that one after watching a music video which had goten and trunks preforming the fusion dance!
QUOTE OF THE DAY DBZ STYLE: 'yamcha'
"cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah yeah!"
