One day edwerd was vaery angrey at beela because she wasa an obsasvace hore so he went and had gay sexores with jecob and they had many gay crap hole babys then he comes back and atempst to kill beela but she said no and den stephenie mayer of edwards god came out and said no this is all wrongan and go back to loving . then ben aflace came and said no I like when the vapmirer and the werewolf had the gay secores she screans and say no go back to macking sparkily loves in the beach at DAY. Den lesat comes out of know where and kells all the vaimpiers because they sparking in the sun he used a sub macing gun to kill them all but all of a sudden chuck norris came out and said no this is the best fan fic ever so he rivecd the vampiers and sednt lesat back to his rock concert . out of no where jebus cama and said no using mu powers or else olny I bring the dead back chuck norris and jevus went to talk over the conflict with a glass of wine mis with beer. Then harry potter came out of nowhere and said hay beela with herminote standing neztt to him he shouted come know wi have threesome together so beela left .then edwrad was mad so he calld ron to have a gay threesome with him and jecovbe. Out of know stephen colbert said what the hell is this ok that is it I am adding edwared to the alfa dog of the week saying that he deseves it becuas he admited his gay pride in a book. Then ranma came and push them all in the jewganksiton spring and gendre bended them all then jecod and edwerad and ron had lesbian wizerd vvampier werwolf sexores harrys shouted look I got booooobssss .then apllo justis shouted OBJECTION those arent boobs those are just IMPLANTS so harry went and cry all night long in a corner sudenly link came and saw the gender bend ing katastraofie so he use the triforce upsidone and backwords to use the ultimant move the mad plastice sugrgent reversalysugary.it returnd theme all to normall ecemt harry who just had implants.septumis heap cama and said wow herry you suck harry said in reture well at lest it dosint take me five mintuts to cast a spell semtumiss shouted well at least my wight didn't give up have way thought her last book and dinds kill doumbledore.septumis lefet to wait for when he was on the noew or at least agnolaged . then inuyashe came and said screw all you gays and wind sacred them all. Sallire moon came and said to harry how dare you try to be a women whail hermoine and beela where sing I KISSED A GURL AND I LIKED IT. So sallero moon soomeeddn all the salore stars and beat him up then weezer said this is perfect for our next song and went on to make and nother song like Pork and beans PAUSE-- now some may think I would stop but no I will post the continuation latter--PAUSE
Author's note: It took me forever to transelat this to engaish for hylaian. did you know i recousted a keyboared with hylaian on it but he said that it was ant a lagngwage (whaterver that means)oh dose any won no how to coure tektek bites? hay did you see me appere in the story i ROKED
