Romeo and Juliet: Darien and Pikachu
A Yaoi fanfic written by Catherine Lambert 9B, starring:
Darien from Sailor Moon
Shoaran Li from Card Captor Sakura
Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura
Sakura from Card Captor Sakura
Frieza from Dragon ball Z
Ash from Pokémon
And finally…….PIKACHU!!!!!
Darien stared into Li's eyes, hardly daring to breathe. As he leaned in to kiss him, Li smelt Darien's fish-breath, only covered by the stench of his body-odour. Suddenly, they stopped, time paused, the birds stopped singing, and Tomoyo and Sakura stopped filming them with Tomoyo's video camera. Darien burped, a massive burp that uprooted half the cherry-blossom trees. Tomoyo and Sakura smirked and ran away. Li walked off disgusted.
Darien stood sadly alone, rejected, beneath the cherry-blossom trees.
He sighed to himself "Well I suppose it could have been worse. I could be dating a Space-Monster!"
"Speaking of which I've been meaning to have a word with you!" Frieza stepped out from behind a tree. "Sakura tells me your single."
Darien gritted his teeth. Sakura was the one who had set him up with Li in the first place. Worse yet, she had to film them meeting each other beneath the cherry-blossom trees with that darn video camera!
He supposed it was his own fault really. If his BO didn't put people off then his fish breath did. That was why Sailor Moon had run off with that guy from the arcade.
"I'm sorry, I'm not ready for another relationship yet. I-Im still getting over Li…" Darien's voice trailed off.
"Oh I see, its because I'm all weird and slimy is it? You don't look so good yourself!" Frieza sneered. "Well anyway, I didn't mean ME, I meant him!"
Frieza pointed to a little yellow rodent on the ground.
"Pikachu how could you?!" cried Ash, running on to the scene. "I thought you loved me!"
"No, Ash! Its not what it looks like!" Pikachu crossed his fluffy yellow fingers behind his back.
"Oh sure it isn't!" Ash nodded his head sarcastically. "I saw you touch his ass just now!"
Pikachu blushed and nudged Darien's foot. Darien looked terrified.
"Look Pikachu I don't –" he was cut short by Ash grunting loudly and stomping away.
Pikachu looked shyly up at Ash.
"So are you gonna propose to me yet?" Pikachu asked.
"Darien screamed and ran away; "Liiiiiiii!!!!!!!"
1 THE END
A Yaoi fanfic written by Catherine Lambert 9B, starring:
Darien from Sailor Moon
Shoaran Li from Card Captor Sakura
Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura
Sakura from Card Captor Sakura
Frieza from Dragon ball Z
Ash from Pokémon
And finally…….PIKACHU!!!!!
Darien stared into Li's eyes, hardly daring to breathe. As he leaned in to kiss him, Li smelt Darien's fish-breath, only covered by the stench of his body-odour. Suddenly, they stopped, time paused, the birds stopped singing, and Tomoyo and Sakura stopped filming them with Tomoyo's video camera. Darien burped, a massive burp that uprooted half the cherry-blossom trees. Tomoyo and Sakura smirked and ran away. Li walked off disgusted.
Darien stood sadly alone, rejected, beneath the cherry-blossom trees.
He sighed to himself "Well I suppose it could have been worse. I could be dating a Space-Monster!"
"Speaking of which I've been meaning to have a word with you!" Frieza stepped out from behind a tree. "Sakura tells me your single."
Darien gritted his teeth. Sakura was the one who had set him up with Li in the first place. Worse yet, she had to film them meeting each other beneath the cherry-blossom trees with that darn video camera!
He supposed it was his own fault really. If his BO didn't put people off then his fish breath did. That was why Sailor Moon had run off with that guy from the arcade.
"I'm sorry, I'm not ready for another relationship yet. I-Im still getting over Li…" Darien's voice trailed off.
"Oh I see, its because I'm all weird and slimy is it? You don't look so good yourself!" Frieza sneered. "Well anyway, I didn't mean ME, I meant him!"
Frieza pointed to a little yellow rodent on the ground.
"Pikachu how could you?!" cried Ash, running on to the scene. "I thought you loved me!"
"No, Ash! Its not what it looks like!" Pikachu crossed his fluffy yellow fingers behind his back.
"Oh sure it isn't!" Ash nodded his head sarcastically. "I saw you touch his ass just now!"
Pikachu blushed and nudged Darien's foot. Darien looked terrified.
"Look Pikachu I don't –" he was cut short by Ash grunting loudly and stomping away.
Pikachu looked shyly up at Ash.
"So are you gonna propose to me yet?" Pikachu asked.
"Darien screamed and ran away; "Liiiiiiii!!!!!!!"
1 THE END
