i own nothing, i have no idea what I'm doing and as bryan adams says, please forgive me

It was an extremly dull day in magnolia, whether which seemed to reflect the mood of a certain fairy queen. She had repeatedly been pissed off by her rambunctious guild mates until she had to beat all of them close to death. They hadn't said anything for the rest of the day. the scarlet haired warrioress smiled remember how much fun it had been. slowly beating her loved ones while they screamed for mercy."you really are a psycho aren't you" Erza spun around from where she had been seated at one of the guild's various tables to face the ice mage whose lack of clothing was very evident."your clothes Gray" she said while blushing." Besides i don't know what you're talking about. "Don't play dumb with me" Gray replied while nonchalantly putting on his previously abandoned clothes. Erza couldn't help but let her eyes linger on his perfect abs but she quickly corrected herself."i know you enjoyed every moment of beating the living crap out of our guild mates". As he said each word of this sentence he slowly took a step forward, until he was right up in Erza's personal space. "I know you inside and out scarlet". he slowly retreated after that to watch from afar the damage he had inflicted on the fairy queen.