Inspired by the Noble Platypus, I decided to write a mono-syllabic story too! Only for the sake of originality, it's a Kingdom Hearts fic. Kairi's name has been changed to Kai, Sora's to Sor. Riku's name was changed to Ree. You get the general idea...
Disclaimer: I own nothing Kingdom Hearts. Sob. Or the Noble Platypus. I don't own her either.
Sor and Kai's Big Day!
Sor: *is on dock, deep in thought*
Kai: Hi Sor! What's up?
Sor: The sky!
Kai: *smacks face* Why? WHY? Why do I have to be with HIM?? *sobs*
Ree: *throws log at Sor* You're a slob, huh?
Sor: *is now sad* Ree! You are my pal! Pals don't call their pals slobs! *joins Kai in the sand*
Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;; *walks over to tree*
Walk [Wakka]: *is at tree* Hey Ree. Sor and Kai got you down, ya?
Ree: Yeah. Want to duel?
Walk: Ya! *the two fight for some time*
Sor: *is at steps* Hey, why does Ree not want to fight me?
Kai: 'Cuz he hates you?
Sor: What? *begins to cry on Kai's head* WAAAHHH!!!!!
Kai: Hey, stop it! *hits Sor's head*
Sor: Hey! That hurt! *hits Kai back*
Kai: Hey! *the two do this thing over and over 'til Ree and Walk stop and stare at them*
Kai and Sor: Aaahhh! The mean glare of doom! *runs to Tree Place*
At the Tree place
Kai: You know...it's just us...no one else is here...*winks*
Sor: Huh?
Kai: *rolls eyes* Sor, you and....
Sor: Me?
Kai: *smiles* Yes!
Sor: What does that mean?
Kai: *blinks, then faints*
Sor: Kai? KAI?? Oh well. *leaves*
Kai: *thinks 'bout how she's stuck with a dope like Sor for eternity* Sigh. *begins to sob* Oooh...a dime! *is happy now*
Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;;
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A/N: Ok, for you people who need a guide-
Brackets indicate me, the author, saying something.
In ABC order, changed names:
Original Name-New Name
Aerith-Air
Ansem-Ans
Barrel-Bare
Cloud-Cloud
Colloseum-Call a See Um
Daisy-Day
Destiny Islands-Des Islands
Donald-Don
Dr. Finklestein-Doc F
Goofy-Goof
Gummi Ship-Gum Ship
Hades-Hades
Halloweentown-Hal Town
Heartless-HS
Hercules-Herc
Jack Skellington-Jack S
Kairi-Kai
Leon/Squall-Lee/Squall
Lock-Lock
Mayor-Dumb Boss
Meg-Meg
Mickey-Mick
Minnie-Min
Oogie Boogie-Oog Boog
Olympia-Oh Limp Pia
paopu-pao
Pegasus-Peg
Phil-Phil
Pluto-Plu
Riku-Ree
Sally-Sally
seagull-gull
Secret Place-Tree Place
Selphie-Sell
Sephiroth-Seph
Shock-Shock
Sora-Sor
Tidus-Tee
Traverse Town-Trav Town
Wakka-Walk
Wonderland-Won Land
Yuffie-Yuff
Zero-Zee
Disclaimer: I own nothing Kingdom Hearts. Sob. Or the Noble Platypus. I don't own her either.
Sor and Kai's Big Day!
Sor: *is on dock, deep in thought*
Kai: Hi Sor! What's up?
Sor: The sky!
Kai: *smacks face* Why? WHY? Why do I have to be with HIM?? *sobs*
Ree: *throws log at Sor* You're a slob, huh?
Sor: *is now sad* Ree! You are my pal! Pals don't call their pals slobs! *joins Kai in the sand*
Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;; *walks over to tree*
Walk [Wakka]: *is at tree* Hey Ree. Sor and Kai got you down, ya?
Ree: Yeah. Want to duel?
Walk: Ya! *the two fight for some time*
Sor: *is at steps* Hey, why does Ree not want to fight me?
Kai: 'Cuz he hates you?
Sor: What? *begins to cry on Kai's head* WAAAHHH!!!!!
Kai: Hey, stop it! *hits Sor's head*
Sor: Hey! That hurt! *hits Kai back*
Kai: Hey! *the two do this thing over and over 'til Ree and Walk stop and stare at them*
Kai and Sor: Aaahhh! The mean glare of doom! *runs to Tree Place*
At the Tree place
Kai: You know...it's just us...no one else is here...*winks*
Sor: Huh?
Kai: *rolls eyes* Sor, you and....
Sor: Me?
Kai: *smiles* Yes!
Sor: What does that mean?
Kai: *blinks, then faints*
Sor: Kai? KAI?? Oh well. *leaves*
Kai: *thinks 'bout how she's stuck with a dope like Sor for eternity* Sigh. *begins to sob* Oooh...a dime! *is happy now*
Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;;
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A/N: Ok, for you people who need a guide-
Brackets indicate me, the author, saying something.
In ABC order, changed names:
Original Name-New Name
Aerith-Air
Ansem-Ans
Barrel-Bare
Cloud-Cloud
Colloseum-Call a See Um
Daisy-Day
Destiny Islands-Des Islands
Donald-Don
Dr. Finklestein-Doc F
Goofy-Goof
Gummi Ship-Gum Ship
Hades-Hades
Halloweentown-Hal Town
Heartless-HS
Hercules-Herc
Jack Skellington-Jack S
Kairi-Kai
Leon/Squall-Lee/Squall
Lock-Lock
Mayor-Dumb Boss
Meg-Meg
Mickey-Mick
Minnie-Min
Oogie Boogie-Oog Boog
Olympia-Oh Limp Pia
paopu-pao
Pegasus-Peg
Phil-Phil
Pluto-Plu
Riku-Ree
Sally-Sally
seagull-gull
Secret Place-Tree Place
Selphie-Sell
Sephiroth-Seph
Shock-Shock
Sora-Sor
Tidus-Tee
Traverse Town-Trav Town
Wakka-Walk
Wonderland-Won Land
Yuffie-Yuff
Zero-Zee
