Inspired by the Noble Platypus, I decided to write a mono-syllabic story too! Only for the sake of originality, it's a Kingdom Hearts fic. Kairi's name has been changed to Kai, Sora's to Sor. Riku's name was changed to Ree. You get the general idea...

Disclaimer: I own nothing Kingdom Hearts. Sob. Or the Noble Platypus. I don't own her either.

Sor and Kai's Big Day!

Sor: *is on dock, deep in thought*

Kai: Hi Sor! What's up?

Sor: The sky!

Kai: *smacks face* Why? WHY? Why do I have to be with HIM?? *sobs*

Ree: *throws log at Sor* You're a slob, huh?

Sor: *is now sad* Ree! You are my pal! Pals don't call their pals slobs! *joins Kai in the sand*

Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;; *walks over to tree*

Walk [Wakka]: *is at tree* Hey Ree. Sor and Kai got you down, ya?

Ree: Yeah. Want to duel?

Walk: Ya! *the two fight for some time*

Sor: *is at steps* Hey, why does Ree not want to fight me?

Kai: 'Cuz he hates you?

Sor: What? *begins to cry on Kai's head* WAAAHHH!!!!!

Kai: Hey, stop it! *hits Sor's head*

Sor: Hey! That hurt! *hits Kai back*

Kai: Hey! *the two do this thing over and over 'til Ree and Walk stop and stare at them*

Kai and Sor: Aaahhh! The mean glare of doom! *runs to Tree Place*

At the Tree place

Kai: You know...it's just us...no one else is here...*winks*

Sor: Huh?

Kai: *rolls eyes* Sor, you and....

Sor: Me?

Kai: *smiles* Yes!

Sor: What does that mean?

Kai: *blinks, then faints*

Sor: Kai? KAI?? Oh well. *leaves*

Kai: *thinks 'bout how she's stuck with a dope like Sor for eternity* Sigh. *begins to sob* Oooh...a dime! *is happy now*

Ree: I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks. -_-;;

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A/N: Ok, for you people who need a guide-

Brackets indicate me, the author, saying something.

In ABC order, changed names:

Original Name-New Name

Aerith-Air

Ansem-Ans

Barrel-Bare

Cloud-Cloud

Colloseum-Call a See Um

Daisy-Day

Destiny Islands-Des Islands

Donald-Don

Dr. Finklestein-Doc F

Goofy-Goof

Gummi Ship-Gum Ship

Hades-Hades

Halloweentown-Hal Town

Heartless-HS

Hercules-Herc

Jack Skellington-Jack S

Kairi-Kai

Leon/Squall-Lee/Squall

Lock-Lock

Mayor-Dumb Boss

Meg-Meg

Mickey-Mick

Minnie-Min

Oogie Boogie-Oog Boog

Olympia-Oh Limp Pia

paopu-pao

Pegasus-Peg

Phil-Phil

Pluto-Plu

Riku-Ree

Sally-Sally

seagull-gull

Secret Place-Tree Place

Selphie-Sell

Sephiroth-Seph

Shock-Shock

Sora-Sor

Tidus-Tee

Traverse Town-Trav Town

Wakka-Walk

Wonderland-Won Land

Yuffie-Yuff

Zero-Zee