"I will never exchange my sword for a ring" Elizabeth Bennet said to her sister.

Suddenly a bright green light flashed. "I take offense to that!" Yelled a voice.

"Who are you?"

"I am Green Lantern and what you said offends me"

"How so?"

"I use a ring as my weapon"

"What do you do, throw it at people?"

"No but lets have a contest, we go kill unmentionables and whoever has the most wins."

"Agreed"

Later that day

Elizabeth stacked the last unmentionable in the yard. Her 21 zombies were sure to win. Then a shadow passed overhead. She looked up to see the green lantern carrying what looked like tens of thousands of the wretched beasts. He lowered them in a field near by and walked up to her.

"I am sorry, but I am afraid you cannot trade your sword for a ring." With that he flew away, leaving a zombieless England and a confused and upset girl.

A/N I bet that wasn't what my fans were expecting. Though it is hard to expect something when you don't exist. If you want any other stories or a continuing of this one ask in the Reviews, thanks.

Walle Ras