Dear Diary,

It's a new year…not sure how I feel about that. As I look out my window on this cold winter evening, I think about all of the fun things I did last year. There was the time that I rode a roller coaster for the first time and puked all over my brother, Luigi. That was funny and gross.

Then there was the time I went over to Peach's castle. It was so…luxurious and elegant. Everything was spotless. I should probably thank her servant for that. But, I don't know who her servant is. I'll have to remember to ask her the next time I see her.

Peach…she's a beautiful princess. She wears that pretty pink dress, and has such lovely blond hair…Man, I really need to stop thinking about her.

The last fun thing I did last year was probably the best of them all. I kicked Bowser. Yeah, that might not seem like fun, but it was. Because he got all mad and started chasing me around and breathing fire. It was amusing, really. Especially when he tripped and fell off his throne.

Anyway, back to the present. There are some goombas outside my window playing in the snow. It makes me want to go stomp them. I think I will.

I'm back! That was easy. All of them didn't mind being stomped. In fact, they were happy about it.

Luigi told me something interesting earlier today. He said that whatever you do at the beginning of the year shows how your life will go for the rest of the year. So, if every day goes like today, I think I'll have a pretty good year. Maybe I'll get enough courage to ride another roller coaster!

Anyway, my hand is starting to get tired…I'm not really used to writing. I just got this diary for Christmas and haven't even written anything in it until now.

Speaking of Christmas, I got a few nice things. But most of the presents I got sucked. I got a book of rules from Luigi and a Bob-Omb from Bowser. The diary was from Daisy. The best thing I got was a card from Peach. …Darn. I'm thinking about her again.

I should probably end this now, before I start blabbing about stupid things. So, the end.

-Mario-


Note: All spelling/grammar mistakes are to make it seem more like Mario's writing.