All Text in ' ' are characters thoughts.

And no of course I don't own naruto or any of its properties; if I did then Akatsuki would be every Yaoi Fan girls DREAM!!

There is male love, so if u don't like don't read :)

Deidaras P.O.V.

I wouldn't say I stalk him, I wouldn't say I'm crazy...I would say maybe I'm a little unwell. I know I shouldn't feel this way, especially for him. My partner, the one I kill with...the one I'd die for. He barely even acknowledges me, but I can't help but want him.

This yearning is inhuman; it has a hold on my heart. Every time he looks at me I feel this strange tug, as if he had surgically attached strings from my stomach to my heart. The scary thing is he controls these strings. It's funny...in some ways I'm his puppet, to do with as he pleases.

I'd accept anything from him...even his spit. If he were to lose the little respect he holds for me now and begin to hate me, I'd hate myself more than he ever could...

Today's my day to cook, I suppose I don't mind. It gets my mind off several things...but never my beloved, sasori-danna. I melt into my own little world, where my Danna loves me and yearns for me as much as I do for him.

Regular P.O.V.

As Deidara started serving up his creation, Akatsuki members started to accumulate. Deidara made sure to give everyone the EXACT same amount, because he sure as hell didn't want to hear Tobi's whining. Ugh, he could hear it now "b-but Dei-chan hes got more noodles than I do!". 'I swear I could KILL him sometimes!'

Itachi and Sasori took their regular seats at either side of the rectangular table. Kakuzu and Hidan sat next to each other to Itachi's left. Tobi and Deidara to Itachi's right (Sasori's left).

"What the fuck is this, Dei?!" began Kakuzus endless string of profanities. "It's spaghetti, what else, un?". "What's this green shit?"

Deidara sighed and put down his fork to rub his temples..."Seasoning Kakuzu...seasoning, un". Kakuzu grunted and continued eating.

One complaint down five left to go."Deeeei!!", here we go.

"What Tobi, un?", 'keep control Dei'. "The noodles are hard!"

At this comment Deidara lost it. "You're lucky I even cook for you! Your always whining, ooooh he has more noodles than me, or some other BS! Now...oooh now my fucking noodles are hard! Well you know what, un? You can shove my noodles up your ass, un!" With that Deidara stomped off to his room, leaving a flabbergasted Tobi.

"But...but Tobi is a good boy...", with that Toby left to his own room.

Leaving Itachi , Sasori, Kakuzu, and Hidan in an awkward situation. Luckily this was Akatsuki and not an episode of , so everyone just went their own way after throwing away their disposable plates.

Sasori to his room to work on his and Hidan were ordered to report to Leader after dinner, and so they did.

As for Itachi...

Two simple knocks were delivered to Deidara's door. "Go away, Tobi...un!" Itachi chuckled at Deidara's misconception, "Deidara if you're going to turn me away, at least call me by my name". Even though he didn't mention his name, who could mistake the velvet feel of Itachi's words? 'Itachi at my door? Speaking more than one syllable? I must be delusional...'

"You know Dei-kun, it's not wise to keep me waiting" Only a fool would ignore Itachi's advice. Because the only time Itachi gave advice, was when he was getting aggravated. And Deidara was no fool, so Deidara opened his door to Itachi clad only in sweat pants.

Deidara loved Sasori, but only a straight man could look away from Itachi's body...and even then it probably was damn near impossible.

The lean muscle that was his arms and abdomen, then those V shaped lines leading down to his... Deidara had to rip his eyes away and place them on Itachi's face...Itachi's smirking face.

"Mmm...like what you see?"

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