This is my first story on Fanfiction, so be kind when you review it.
Inspirations: The house of madness had many inspirational sources. The two main inspirations were: "The Place that sends you mad" from the movie The Twelve Tasks of Asterix, and "the Pandora Department" from the comics of Herman Hedning.
The House of Madness
Homer and Lisa walks into DMV, where Patty and Selma are working.
"I told you, you can't avoid the cops by driving up on a vertical wall."
Homer has to get a new driver's license, since it was taken away by a cop. It all started when Chief Wiggum turned on the siren and the lights, when he reached the wrong buttons. Homer, who was in the car in front of him, thought the cop wanted him to pull over because his number plate wasn't so clear. So, instead of pulling over, he sped up the car and went through a red light. Wiggum noticed that, and chased him. So it turned into a car chase.
Homer sped up even more. Then he scratched another car. Then they both saw a bascule bridge that was already rising. None of them doubted when both of was driving across it. And then Homer got really desperate, and tried to drive up on a wall, Matrix-style. But it didn't work, and the car fell down on the ground and crashed. And so, when Wiggum got to the place, he simply asked for his license, and received it without any complaints.
And Lisa? Well, she was just there with him. You can't imagine what she felt during that ride. And trust me, you don't want to ask her either.
So understandably, Homer and Lisa looks pretty downbeat and roughed up when they enter the DMV. Patty speaks up (but of course Homer couldn't tell, since Patty and Selma look almost indistinguishable from each other.)
"Well, well, well, it looks like Fatman returns to renew his driver's license."
Now the other twin speaks: "I'm going to be honest, you have done that so many times, you simply can't get a new driver's license."
Homer groans. "Isn't there any way I can get a new one?"
Now it's Patty's turn to talk again. "Well, there is, but it's a very hard way. You would have to get Permit X-13 from the Department of Burocracy. Nobody knows who runs the place, but it's a place where one can get any forms of bureaucratic sheets and permissions."
"Permit X-13, Burocracy Department. Got it!" He grabs Lisa's hand and almost leaves, but is stopped by Selma talking.
"But beware! No one has ever went out from the Burocracy Department with the mind left intact. They call it 'The house of madness'."
Both Patty and Selma laughs. As Lisa and Homer leave, he's muttering something about what they said was stupid nonsense.
But he's wrong. Oh, how he is wrong.
To be continued...
