hi guys so this is my first fanfiction and i personally think the this chapter is terrible but im trying and thats what makes it good right? no? ok then

i know the title is really corny but oh well

this story will be the worst crack pairing ever .


Chapter 1

I walked to the guild after having so many parties after Team Tenrou came back from the 7 year time skip.

'Today is the day I will confess my love for a certain dragon slayer and nothing was going to ruin today because today was also my birthday.' I thought.

After opening the guild's doors I noticed Gray and Erza wasn't there so asked Mira until I heard someone say "Good morning Lu-chan~" i saw the bluenette and greeted back "good morning Levy-chan"

Levy was my best friend so we decided to tell each other who we liked and for Levy that special someone was also a dragon slayer, Gajeel. "Happy Birthday Lu-chan" "arigato Levy-chan". As I was half way done telling her that I was gonna confess to Natsu today I was cut off by the devil himself "Hey Luce! I gotta tell you something!"

As Natsu dragged me out the guild, Levy pointed thumps up and mouthed 'good luck' and I mouthed 'thanks'

"h-hey Natsu I got something to tell you too" I said stuttering "what" he said. I built my courage to say while blushing "I-I-I l-lo—"I was quickly interrupted by him "you keep stuttering so im going first" he said loudly as I sweatdropped.

Lisanna came out to help him "Lucy, me and Natsu are now dating and we would like to tell you first because your Natsu's best friend" Lisanna said happily "w-what? I think I heard y-you wrong, d-did you say y-you and N-natsu are dating now?" I questioned "Duhh what else would she have said… you're weird Luce" Natsu said in a dumb sarcastic voice "o-oh I see… ok" I said stuttering while my heart was cracking

As I was walking back in the guild to tell Levy what just happened I was stopped as a felt a tug on to my wrist… it was Natsu again.

"w-what?" I asked

"also, im kicking you out of the team."

"why?" I questioned about to cry but held it in

"because your weird and weak and also there would be too much people in the team if Lisanna and you were both in the team so im kicking you out for Lisanna" I felt my heart breaking.

"o-oh okay" I stuttered tearing up but turned my head so he wouldn't see.

I ran back in the guild crying dragging Levy into another room. As I told Levy, she was shocked and ran out the guild and took me to my house only to bump into a man we lastly expected to see…