Hm, it's been a while since I've done anything on fanfiction. net. my apologies!! Um, but here's a little two shot I wrote. It gets kind of boring here in Taiwan now (i'm visiting) because I stay inside my grandma's house most of the time, and I have a laptop, but there's not even solitaire or anything on it, and I don't feel like drawing, and I brought my NDS but I've been beating up so many people on Bleach: Blade of Fate it's getting kind of boring now because I just fight for money now so I can buy everything from the Urahara shop...It seems so wrong to be fighting for money, but really that's all I have left to do, pretty much. I mean, I beat story mode in like three days, playing a few hours each time. T.T Yeah...you readers dont need to know that anyway.. onward with the story! that was a random thought I had in my mind. enjoy!
It was a cold, dark, and rainy day.
"Ne, Sasuke?" said Naruto without looking up. "Why are there a lot of cold, dark, and rainy day stories about us? I mean, I don't get it..."
The other boy shrugged. "How the hell would I know."
"I really don't get what goes on inside fangirls' minds."
"Nobody wants to."
Naruto nodded in agreement, his eyes still glued to the laptop screen. He sat on the couch, leaning against the arm rest with his legs draped over Sasuke's lap. Sasuke stared at the ceiling that omitted light tapping noises from the raindrops pounding on the roof.
"How do they even come up with this stuff?"
"Again, nobody wants to know..."
The blond stroked (Sasuke er I MEAN--:D) the touchpad. "And they pretty much all turn out the same. We end up at least making out and cuddling if not having hard core gay sex."
"Like hell I'd do that to you," Sasuke scowled.
"Yeah, I know. Bleh." Naruto made a face.
"Not even a rapist would go after you."
Naruto shot him a glare. "What's that supposed to mean?" Without waiting for a reply he went on, "Well at least I don't have Orochimaru after my butt."
"You're probably so desperate you wish you did," said Sasuke, the corners of his lips tugging upwards.
Bright blue eyes widened. He turned his head, put his palm to his face, and gasped. "Ew. Do not."
"Hm."
The clock ticked and the rain kept pouring.
"Gay sex..." Naruto drawled, clicking the back button. "It's girls writing these, right? Teenage girls. How would they know enough the write these things?"
"Who knows..." Sasuke mumbled. He leaned back into the couch and covered his eyes with his arm.
"I'm not even at all close to liking you that way." Naruto looked at him. "You tired?"
"My legs are." The Uchiha glared at the blond. "You've been sitting on me for the past couple of hours. They've fallen asleep and gone numb. Fatass." He earned a knock on the head.
"It's all muscle! And I already told you, I'm not getting off till you try it."
"I've already told you, I don't want to eat the damn ramen," Sasuke scowled.
Naruto pouted. "I'm just being a great friend and sharing something wonderful with you! It's a new flavor, and it's really good, and if you don't eat it within this hour I will strap you to my bed, straddle you, and force feed you. And you WILL LIKE IT."
"The ramen, or you straddling me?" Sasuke lifted his arm and peered at the blond with one eye. "And why the bed?"
"Er...The ramen. And 'cuz my room is probably the scariest room here." Sakura could try and try to get Naruto to clean his room, but she still had yet to succeed.
"I could believe that." His arm went back over his face again. "I don't care what the hell you do to me. You could try to beat the shit out of me and I still wouldn't eat it or like it."
"Oh, I wouldn't try, I WOULD beat the shit out of you."
"But then I wouldn't be able to eat, if you did, which you couldn't of course."
The laptop shut with a click. Naruto snarled. "Oh, really? You wanna take it outside, huh?"
"It's raining out, moron."
"..." He grabbed Sasuke by the collar, got off of him, and threw him on the floor before sitting on him again. He pulled him up by the collar again to glare down at the boy while his other hand was on the ground to support him. "You know I could totally kick your ass."
"I know you totally couldn't," Sasuke replied cooly.
"Teme!"
Just then lightning flashed brightly through the window, and shortly after a monstrously loud clap of thunder shook the house.
"Gah!" Naruto cried. His hand on the floor had slipped and he fell over Sasuke.
"Nngh!" Sasuke grunted.
"Ow," they both groaned.
"That was really loud..." said Naruto.
"Your shoulder hit my face..." the raven haired boy mumbled.
"Aw, pretty boy is upset his perfect little face got injured."
"Shut the fuck up and get off of me."
"Mn, actually I'm pretty comfortable this way..." the blond said lazily with a smirk.
"Get off or else," Sasuke snarled.
"Ooh, threatening," said Naruto, still laying on top of him.
Sasuke sighed, and so the two boys stayed in that position.
"You know this is starting to seem like one of those SasuNaru fanfics..."
"Hn."
"Well, it'd be more of a NaruSasu since I'm on top," Naruto grinned. Sasuke couldn't see his face, but he could hear the grin in the blond's voice.
"We all know if you and I were actuallly in a relationship you'd be on the bottom," he said.
"Yeah sure, but I'm not the one with 'uke' in my name."
"I'm not the one who acts 'uke.'"
"I don't act uke! Besides a lot of the fics I've read have you on the bottom."
"Stupid, you just didn't choose to read the ones where I top, which is the majority I will add."
"Well so what?!"
"Well anyway the dominant one is usually the older one or the more mature one, and I'm both."
"Oh, you're only older by a few months."
"Three."
"Teme..."
"How would you know that anyway?"
"What?"
"Uke-seme stuff." Naruto's mouth stretched wide and his eyes curved. "Do you watch yaoi?"
"No."
"Liar!"
"Why do you read gay fan porn?"
"Why do you watch gay cartoon porn?"
"I never said I did."
"You never said you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"So you do watch yaoi."
"No, I meant yes I did say I didn't."
"...Kiss me."
"No. Usuratonkachi."
"Okay. Just testing you."
"What the fuck."
"Maybe if you'd kiss me I might be in the mood..."
"What?"
"Hm?" Naruto propped himself up so he could look Sasuke in the eye. They were very close. They could feel each other's warm breath. " You know what, I'll do it then."
Obsidian eyes blinked and widened. "W-what?"
"I'll kiss you..."
Slowly, the distance between them shortened. Sasuke's breath hitched when he felt Naruto's lips on his, just barely..
"Baka..." He let his fingers entangle themselves in Naruto's golden locks and gently pulled him down to deepen the feather light kiss. He slipped in his tongue, and Naruto moaned quietly. Sasuke flipped him over without breaking contact , so that the blond was flat on the floor instead. They broke away to take a breath, and Naruto looked him in the eye.
"Nuh uh," he whispered, struggling, trying to get Sasuke off of him.
Sasuke held rather firm with a smirk, but was taken by surprise when he suddenly found his back to the floor with Naruto sitting on him once again. Sasuke scowled.
"I always top," said Naruto with a grin. "Anyway, let's get back to what we were doing, shall we?"
"Hn," Sasuke grunted, still scowling.
Naruto leaned in, and Sasuke felt the scowl on his face drop slowly, when suddenly--
CRACK!
"OW, DAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL?!"
"No!" cried Naruto, his fist still suspended in the air. "We can't do this!"
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Sasuke yelled, covering his bruised jaw with his hand. His head was throbbing from the impact. "Why did you hit me?"
"Sasuke, we-we're giving in to the fangirls by doing this!"
"What? I wasn't pressured to kiss you or anything. Were you pressured to kiss me?" inquired the Uchiha.
"...Yeah..." Naruto mumbled, looking off to the side with a sheepish expression. "So, see, well, they're EVIL. I can't do anything they tell me to, so I have to pretend I hate you, but I mean...I couldn't help it!" he exploded, turning back to Sasuke, who just blinked.
"...Um..."
"It's like this afternoon's turned out like some NaruSasu fanfic or something! I mean I was just sitting on you like that then and then you were under me and then we were arguing and then suddenly I was like 'kiss me' and you said 'no' but I didn't care then but then I was like 'then I'll kiss you' and then so I was going to but right before I really did I kind of just stopped barely before we were barely touching because I was wondering what would the fangirls do but then you went and called me stupid and pulled me down and then we kissed and oh YOU USED TONGUE!! GAAH!!" Naruto exclaimed, covering his mouth.
Sasuke punched the blond in the face and sat up. "If that were dialogue in some story there would be no commas in that run-on sentence. You talk too much."
"Ow ow ow. GAH! TONGUE!! NOOO!!" Naruto sobbed. "I mean, it was great, but--NO WHAT AM I SAYING?! IT WAS NOT GREAT! IT WILL GET THE YAOI FANGIRLS ALL HAPPY AND SQUEALING AND BLAAH AND THEN THEY'LL BE AFTER US EVEN MORE AND...aahhh..." Fwump.
"What an afternoon..." Sasuke sighed and removed the syringe needle sticking out of the blond's thigh. He tossed it into the waste bin, dragged Naruto to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed before sitting down beside him. Suddenly a smirk crept upon his face. He turned to peer down at the sleeping Naruto with an evil glint in his eyes.
Buahaha, isn't that a funny mental image? Sasuke with the comical anime evil glint in his eyes. xD
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If you enjoyed it so far I'd love to read any comments or questions. -cutely blinks-
Oh and sorry for any mechanical errors, I just try and do that as I go. I don't go back and fix all the commas or apostrophes or capitalization...I should. But I don't.
I think the post man is yelling.. THat's what they do here, I guess. THey stop in front of the apartments, and they just yell people's names up at the um, yeahs. it's weird... yeah, there are mail boxes here too, so I dont get it either..
