Hello y'all. For the sake of remaining coherent, I will drop the southern accent, but even without a funky accent, what I'm about to say is XTRMLY IMPOTENT.
.. Naah, jk. But still, listen up. What you have here is every single Naruto pairing I can think of (Crack or no.) put in 3 or less words, with a short drabble afterwards. I like crack pairing, but I'm not always the best at making them up, so if anyone can think of two people they'd like to see paired, comment please. Thanx. :3 Enjoy!
SasoDei- String Perversion
"Hey, Deidara."
The blonde didn't look up from what he was doing. "What, 'un?"
"Come here for a minute.." This time, Sasori got his partner's attention. He smirked slyly.
"… Why?.. 'un," Deidara stood, slightly apprehensive of the look Sasori was giving him. A smirk on the redhead's face was a normal occurrence, but this one was.. Odd.
"I am about to prove to you, without a shadow of a doubt, that my art is superior to yours," Sasori's smirk grew wider as Deidara approached him.
"Pfft, in your dreams, 'un.." Deidara murmured, walking a few paces away to where his partner waited. When he was within a foot of Sasori, he froze. Not with fear, or simply out of the desire to not go forwards- he actually couldn't move.
Deidara looked down at his arms, and found, much to his chagrin, that there were long, blue strands sprouting to them, that ran all the way back to Sasori's fingertips. With a flick of said fingertips, he had been immobilized.
"…" Looking up, Deidara raised an eyebrow at his partner, wondering how on earth this was supposed to prove anything, only to find that he was no longer there. He looked down at his arms again, following the chakra threads… Only to find that Sasori was pressed against his back, and had one arm wrapped around his middle, and one slung over his shoulder. "….."
"Can you do this.." The red head's breath tickled Deidara's neck, and he started to worm his right hand under the blonde's robe. ".. With explosives?" A light blush sprouted on Deidara's cheeks.
"… Pervert.." He grumbled. "But I suppose not, 'un."
AN: Ahaha! Haha.. Dear lord. If half the techniques that could be abused for something dirty in Naruto were used for something dirty, I'm pretty sure it would be a Hentai by now.
