"It was a beautiful summer day, the sun was high in the sky shining warmly down on Miroku and his friends as they lay on a grassy slope overlooking a winding river. Birds chirped merrily in the trees and the friends listened happily to their song. The wind rustled through the trees bringing the sweet scent of the two beautiful women lounging at his sides, each ready to bear his children..."

A loud slap ripped through the air. Sango shook angrily drawing her hand back.

"Miroku, shut the hell up, you pervert." Inuyasha demanded loudly.

"Keep your fantasies to yourself, monk!" Kagome said disgusted.

"This day was perfectly fine until you started narrating!" Sango said angrily.

"Give it a rest Miroku." Shippo piped up. Kirara squeaked agreement.

"All right, all right, you don't have to get hostile." Miroku said smiling.