AH!
Zidane just got up from a dream.
Zidane: Whoa.....maybe I should check up on the others...
Zidane decided he should check on Dagger first.
Zidane: *takes a deep breath* HELLO DAGGER!!
Dagger: AH!
Zidane: Whacha doin'?!
Dagger: *Gets mad* I was sleeping! *pushes Zidane out of the bed*.
Zidane: *lands on butt* OW! What's wrong? I was enjoying that moment!
Dagger: HMPH! *slams the door in Zidane's face*
Zidane: geez, what's up with her? Maybe Vivi would be happy seeing me.
Zidane goes to Vivi's house.
Zidane: Hey Vivi! Whassup?
Vivi: hey Zidane, what do you want to do today? *takes out a cigar* Go cruisin'? Look at babes undress?
Zidane: AH! THE WORLD HAS CHANGED!
Zidane runs out the door into Freya's house.
Freya: Hello Zidane.
Zidane: Hello F--AH! *looks at Freya's clothing* Why are you wearing a bikini?!
Freya: It's a free country you know.
Zidane: Wha-- are you smokin' something?!
Freya: yes.
Zidane: AH!
Freya: Wanna F***?
Zidane: AHHHHHHH! *runs out*
Amarant: Whoa, dude, what's wrong?
Zidane: *looks up at Amarant* whoa, I think there's another member of the brady bunch....
Amarant: Yeah, I asked Kuja to make this hairdo for me, and aren't these bellbottems groovy?
Zidane: '_';;
Amarant: Well, bye, and keep smiling dude!
Zidane: '_';;;
Zidane runs into Steiner.
Steiner: AH! Stop it! You've ruined my excellent performance!
Zidane: ..?
Zidane: AH! STEINER! YOU'RE WEARING A TUTU!
Steiner: Yes, I joined the "Pretty-'N-Pink" society after I quit that awful job!
Zidane: '_';;
Steiner: Hey, wanna join?
Zidane: NOOOOO!*earth shakes*
Zidane: *runs into Quina* Quina, tell me you haven't changed!
Quina: Okay.
Zidane: Thank you!
Quina: Want to--
Zidane: NOOOO! *gotten insane**runs away*
Eiko: Hello sweetie!
Zidane: Hello honey--*gasps* Eiko?!
Eiko: *giggles*
Eiko: *ahem*
Eiko:
Oops I did it again!
With too many men!
I lost it again!
Oh, baby, baby!
Zidane: NOOOOOO!
THE END.
THIS IS A STUPID STORY, IT'S STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Zidane just got up from a dream.
Zidane: Whoa.....maybe I should check up on the others...
Zidane decided he should check on Dagger first.
Zidane: *takes a deep breath* HELLO DAGGER!!
Dagger: AH!
Zidane: Whacha doin'?!
Dagger: *Gets mad* I was sleeping! *pushes Zidane out of the bed*.
Zidane: *lands on butt* OW! What's wrong? I was enjoying that moment!
Dagger: HMPH! *slams the door in Zidane's face*
Zidane: geez, what's up with her? Maybe Vivi would be happy seeing me.
Zidane goes to Vivi's house.
Zidane: Hey Vivi! Whassup?
Vivi: hey Zidane, what do you want to do today? *takes out a cigar* Go cruisin'? Look at babes undress?
Zidane: AH! THE WORLD HAS CHANGED!
Zidane runs out the door into Freya's house.
Freya: Hello Zidane.
Zidane: Hello F--AH! *looks at Freya's clothing* Why are you wearing a bikini?!
Freya: It's a free country you know.
Zidane: Wha-- are you smokin' something?!
Freya: yes.
Zidane: AH!
Freya: Wanna F***?
Zidane: AHHHHHHH! *runs out*
Amarant: Whoa, dude, what's wrong?
Zidane: *looks up at Amarant* whoa, I think there's another member of the brady bunch....
Amarant: Yeah, I asked Kuja to make this hairdo for me, and aren't these bellbottems groovy?
Zidane: '_';;
Amarant: Well, bye, and keep smiling dude!
Zidane: '_';;;
Zidane runs into Steiner.
Steiner: AH! Stop it! You've ruined my excellent performance!
Zidane: ..?
Zidane: AH! STEINER! YOU'RE WEARING A TUTU!
Steiner: Yes, I joined the "Pretty-'N-Pink" society after I quit that awful job!
Zidane: '_';;
Steiner: Hey, wanna join?
Zidane: NOOOOO!*earth shakes*
Zidane: *runs into Quina* Quina, tell me you haven't changed!
Quina: Okay.
Zidane: Thank you!
Quina: Want to--
Zidane: NOOOO! *gotten insane**runs away*
Eiko: Hello sweetie!
Zidane: Hello honey--*gasps* Eiko?!
Eiko: *giggles*
Eiko: *ahem*
Eiko:
Oops I did it again!
With too many men!
I lost it again!
Oh, baby, baby!
Zidane: NOOOOOO!
THE END.
THIS IS A STUPID STORY, IT'S STUPID STUPID STUPID!
