A/n: Don't sue me, Danielle because all you'll get is an insane little green monkey named Jez. Okay? I don't own these peoples! They are Copyrighted to the persuns who created them,.... SO STOP FLAMING ME!!!!! o.O
Anime Re-union -or- The Insane Author
Ryoko sat at a table, watching Tenchi and Gene set up the tables. She sighed, and turned her gaze to Sasami and Jim, who were busy cooking.
She sighed once more, "How boring..."
Gohan walked up, and nervously smiled, "Maybe you should help us" he said quietly, not trying to anger the Ex-Space pirate.
"WHAT?!" She boomed.
"Jeez, kid, don't blow a gasket." Yawned out Hare, not realizing his HUGE mistake.
"KID?! WHY I OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryoko was on her last thread of patience((**cough** If she HAD any...
Ryoko: WHAT?!
Me: Eep! Sorry!!!!!!!!))
Tenchi Sweatdropped, "Ryoko, can't you PLEASE calm down?"
"Okay Tenchi," Ryoko said in a sickiningly sweet voice. She grabbed him in a lovey-dovey hug.
Misty stood, eyes wide. "Now that's disturbing..." she said quietly. Ash and Tracy, who were standing with misty, nodded in agreement. Their eyes also wide.
"Pika?" The yellow mouse pokāmon said in confusion.
Golem looked around wildly. "Where is Genki?" He said, after looking a few more times.
"Uh..." Jim said, a look of shock flooded his face. "I think I found him..." Jim's eyes widened as Genki licked some icing off of his finger.
"Oh, GREAT! Just what we need..." Whined Kiyone.
Everyone's head turned to the door as it opened. Ryan Stiles stepped in. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my high school re-MY GOD! YOUR ALL MADE OF LINES!!!!!" Ryan yelled in horror, and ran out the door.
"Yeaaaaaah..." Ryoko said, Sarcastic-ness apparent in her voice.
Tenchi turned to Gene. They both shrugged, and said "Whatever" at the same time.
**At the party**
Vegeta looked around, disgust in his eyes. "I don't know HOW I let you talk me into this, woman!!" He snarled, making Krillin jump.
Bulma sighed, "Oh come ON, Vegeta. I'm sure it'll be fun!"
Vegeta just glared at her. James was watching them from the other side of the room. "You know Jess, that man seems awful rude."
At the sound of James's voice, Ash pointed out and yelled, "LOOK!! IT'S TEAM ROCKET!!"
"Well DUH, this IS an **anime** re-union." Pointed out Misty.
"Oops sorry!" Ash sweatdropped, laughing nervously.
"ASH!!!!" Misty threw a fit, and wailed him over the head with a hammer.
"Now there's tough love..." Laughed Goku.
"GOKU!!!!!!" Chichi yelled, beaming him with an airborne frying pan.
Piccolo and Krillin burst out in laughter.
"I never knew love could hurt so much!" Krillin managed to say through the laughter. This only made Piccolo laugh harder.
"Yeah," Half-smiled Goku, who was still rubbing his head.
"As this went on, Jessie and James were devi-- **ahem** I SAID Jessie and James were Devising a plan. **bl-ink**" stated the Author.
"Oops!! Sorry!!" James looked up from the food table.
"JUST GET DEVISING!!" The author yelled.
"no need to yell so much..." Purred out meowth.
Just then, an anvil fell onto Meowth's head.
"ANYONE ELSE?!" Boomed the Author, making everyone shrink back. "Good," she said in a sickingly sweet voice. "NOW BACK TO HAVING FUN!!" She cackled insanely as everyone fled their lives.
"Why did Meowth have to make HER mad?!" Shouted Tenchi as they scrambled away.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!!" Ryoko yelled, blowing out half the wall... then fleeing.
"Uh-uh-uh... you have to play with me" She shrunk ryoko into a doll.
"GODDAMMIT!" Yelled ryoko
Anime Re-union -or- The Insane Author
Ryoko sat at a table, watching Tenchi and Gene set up the tables. She sighed, and turned her gaze to Sasami and Jim, who were busy cooking.
She sighed once more, "How boring..."
Gohan walked up, and nervously smiled, "Maybe you should help us" he said quietly, not trying to anger the Ex-Space pirate.
"WHAT?!" She boomed.
"Jeez, kid, don't blow a gasket." Yawned out Hare, not realizing his HUGE mistake.
"KID?! WHY I OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryoko was on her last thread of patience((**cough** If she HAD any...
Ryoko: WHAT?!
Me: Eep! Sorry!!!!!!!!))
Tenchi Sweatdropped, "Ryoko, can't you PLEASE calm down?"
"Okay Tenchi," Ryoko said in a sickiningly sweet voice. She grabbed him in a lovey-dovey hug.
Misty stood, eyes wide. "Now that's disturbing..." she said quietly. Ash and Tracy, who were standing with misty, nodded in agreement. Their eyes also wide.
"Pika?" The yellow mouse pokāmon said in confusion.
Golem looked around wildly. "Where is Genki?" He said, after looking a few more times.
"Uh..." Jim said, a look of shock flooded his face. "I think I found him..." Jim's eyes widened as Genki licked some icing off of his finger.
"Oh, GREAT! Just what we need..." Whined Kiyone.
Everyone's head turned to the door as it opened. Ryan Stiles stepped in. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my high school re-MY GOD! YOUR ALL MADE OF LINES!!!!!" Ryan yelled in horror, and ran out the door.
"Yeaaaaaah..." Ryoko said, Sarcastic-ness apparent in her voice.
Tenchi turned to Gene. They both shrugged, and said "Whatever" at the same time.
**At the party**
Vegeta looked around, disgust in his eyes. "I don't know HOW I let you talk me into this, woman!!" He snarled, making Krillin jump.
Bulma sighed, "Oh come ON, Vegeta. I'm sure it'll be fun!"
Vegeta just glared at her. James was watching them from the other side of the room. "You know Jess, that man seems awful rude."
At the sound of James's voice, Ash pointed out and yelled, "LOOK!! IT'S TEAM ROCKET!!"
"Well DUH, this IS an **anime** re-union." Pointed out Misty.
"Oops sorry!" Ash sweatdropped, laughing nervously.
"ASH!!!!" Misty threw a fit, and wailed him over the head with a hammer.
"Now there's tough love..." Laughed Goku.
"GOKU!!!!!!" Chichi yelled, beaming him with an airborne frying pan.
Piccolo and Krillin burst out in laughter.
"I never knew love could hurt so much!" Krillin managed to say through the laughter. This only made Piccolo laugh harder.
"Yeah," Half-smiled Goku, who was still rubbing his head.
"As this went on, Jessie and James were devi-- **ahem** I SAID Jessie and James were Devising a plan. **bl-ink**" stated the Author.
"Oops!! Sorry!!" James looked up from the food table.
"JUST GET DEVISING!!" The author yelled.
"no need to yell so much..." Purred out meowth.
Just then, an anvil fell onto Meowth's head.
"ANYONE ELSE?!" Boomed the Author, making everyone shrink back. "Good," she said in a sickingly sweet voice. "NOW BACK TO HAVING FUN!!" She cackled insanely as everyone fled their lives.
"Why did Meowth have to make HER mad?!" Shouted Tenchi as they scrambled away.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!!" Ryoko yelled, blowing out half the wall... then fleeing.
"Uh-uh-uh... you have to play with me" She shrunk ryoko into a doll.
"GODDAMMIT!" Yelled ryoko
