Author's Note: I want to apologise beforehand if this story sucks or isn't up to Reader-sama's expectations. I am writing this because I received a Guest review requesting for more Character x Reader stories. I'm not that familiar with Shanks, but I think he's an awesome guy.
Shanks x Reader: Arguments
You are a crew member of the Red-Hair Pirates. One of your favourite things to do, happens to be arguing with Captain. It's usually about something trivial (and often quite ridiculous), so the crew just sits back and watch the show while laughing their asses off. Sometimes, it was funny to watch you lose your temper.
"North Pole is colder!" You shouted at your Captain, Shanks.
"South Pole!" He shouted back at you.
"North!"
"South!"
"NORTH!"
"SOUTH!"
This went on for some time.
"Santa Claus lives in the North, with all the elves and kawaii penguins. So it has to be cold." You decided to act smart.
"There's no scientific evidence that Santa exists. And technically, the Arctic is just a mass of ice and the Antarctic is a continent, which is made of land. Since land is colder than the sea and the Arctic is frozen sea whereas the Antarctic is frozen land, the South Pole is colder. Therefore, Captain is correct." The crew's Navigator pointed out.
"Neh~" Shanks stuck his tongue out at you after you (accidentally) showed the realisation of being wrong.
You huffed, crossing your arms. Then, you dropped the mop you were holding onto a moment ago before the argument and tossed the bucket of water at Shanks. He was drenched from head to toe, the bucket covering his face.
You froze. Then burst laughing after realising how funny Shanks looked.
You spent the rest of the day running from Captain as he chased you around the ship with the mop.
A/N: In case you haven't noticed, this argument is similar to the one Buggy and Shanks had. That is probably the funniest thing I can recall of Shanks.
