Old Jenova
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Author's Note: A parody of the Steeleye Span song 'Allison Gross.' It's sung by Sephiroth, and it's what I like to call 'Sephiroth's views on Jenova.' Actually, it's more like his account of how he came to be Jenova's helpless puppet.
Disclaimers: 'Allison Gross' belongs to Steeleye Span. Sephiroth, Jenova, the Lifestream, etc, are all parts of the game 'Final Fantasy VII' and own by Square Soft. Please don't sue me, because I'm not making any money off this song anyway. It's written purely for entertainment value.
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Old Jenova that lives in my head
The nastiest bitch in the whole Lifestream
As Hojo had screwed with my cells and brainpower
So much spin-doctering she told to me!

She's totaled this town all by her lone
She sent me to Nibel for the truth 'bout me
Says "If you will be my dear son so true
So much magic I will give to you!"

Away, away you ugly witch
Go far away and let me be
I never would be your dear son so true
Why don't you try with Cloud's company?

REFRAIN:
Old Jenova
She must be
The nastiest bitch in the whole Lifestream
Old Jenova
She must be
The nastiest bitch in the whole Lifestream!

She showed me the heavens and deepest seas
All controlled by the pow'rs of gods divine
Says "If you will be my dear son so true
These godly realms, they shall be thine!"

She showed me an orb of materia black
Containing more might than red, blue or green
Says "If you will be my dear son so true
This materia I will give to thee!"

REFRAIN

She showed me the rock of the Meteor
That could end the earth for eternity
Says "If you will be my dear son so true
Command of that thing I will give to ye!"

Away, away, you demon bitch
Go far away and let me live
I never would be your hellish offspring
For all the gifts that you could give!

REFRAIN

She turned her pleasant face right about
And thrice she changed into hellish shapes
She swore by the moon, and stars, and the gods
That she'd make me curse my damned fate!

Then out she has taken her demon-power
Secure in her hatred, began to rave
She's uttered such words to my will it decay
And she's turned me into a helpless slave!

REFRAIN THREE TIMES