I do not own Total Drama Island. If I did, it would be a awesome anime, I would not be dong this at all and Heather would have been voted off instead of Trent. Here's my interview with the TDI cast!!

Total Drama Interview: Intro

Fallen Angel: Hello Viewing world, various members of Organization XIII, stalkers of my WAY- to- sexy- for her- health Nobody, Hikari and ALL of the murderer wannabes of Heather! I am the interviewess extortionate, Fallen Angel. My sublime friend with terrible questions is Sleeping Lion.

Sleeping Lion: -is holding up a sign that states "Unfair to male Interviewer/DOWN with Justin!!" while Stamping around the campfire- Justin's a jerk, ain't gonna work!

Fallen Angel: alright then? As I was stating, next, as our female AMBU bodyguard/ Heather Basher, the foxy foxy HIKARI!!

Hikari: -reads " How to get a oblivious male Ipod/wolf guy to like you: for Nobodies."- Good Evening -waves while looking through the book.-

Fallen Angel: Thank you Hikar'! then finally is our newest addition to the interview group- RYXAN!!

Ryxan: -is doing the same thing as SL- Hello Ladies! the Ryxan is in the camp!!

Hikari: LOLS save it for the nightclubs Sonova, trust me.

Fallen Angel: Anyways, in this interview we shall have our first ever "more then one chapter" interview, Staring, the one. the ONLY. The ENTIRE cast of Total. Drama. Island!!

-insert opening trailer for TDI with a included scene with the interviewing cast-

Fallen Angel: welcome back! while you guys were gone for who knows what, Myself and SL have gathered the remaining contestants, Chris McClain and Chef Hatchet.

Chef: -is talking with Hikari about Security-

Heather: -is screaming from a cage that Hikari locked her in- Let me out! I'm the hottest and most liked girl on TDI!!

Fallen Angel: actually, Gwen is the hottest and most liked, said so in a poll taken.

Heather: -scoffs- Weird goth girl? your kidding right?

Hikari: nope she isn't, yet again, mostly everyone/everything is hotter and more liked then you, excluding Orochimaru -everyone present cheers and claps for Hikari-

Fallen Angel: Thank you Hikari! Anyway, now if you were to oh so kindly turn your attention to the Dock of Shame for just a few Minutes.

-a boat with all the contestants shows up-

Sleeping Lion: -is flurting with a revolted Gwen and doesn't suspect a thing-

Fallen Angel: please welcome Trenty, Court' and Bridgette!!

-Trent, Courtney and Bridgette exit the boat-

Ryxan: -s drooling at the sight of Courtney, while thinking dark thoughts-

Trent: Sup, nice to met you miss FA, saw that one interview with Itachi Uchiha, nice work!

Fallen Angel: thank you, I knew that was one of our finest interviews yet! by the way, Sleeping Lion is flirting with Gwen, whom wants no part of him.

Trent: -dashes to confront SL-

Courtney: Good evening Miss FA, do you know why you have a Neanderthal goggling at me like some sort of pervert. -goes to the campfire and Duncan-

Duncan: -nearly murders Ryxan for staring at Courtney-

Bridgette: Hay, its a pleasure to be interviewed by you -runs to the campfire-

Fallen Angel: Anyways, that was Trent, Courtney and Bridgette! Next off the Boat is Harold, Tyler the Cod-mister!!

-the three exit the boat like the last few-

Cody: Sup, I see the foxy ladies have already arrived.

Fallen Angel: don't kid yourself laddie, Hikari's trippin' for some guy in Hawaii and Gwen's all but property of Trent

Cody: -scowls at the mentioning of the Guitarist's name and walks to the campfire-

Harold: so we're not gonna be at that white dull castle where the rest of the interviews have taken place?

Fallen Angel: thats-

-a girlish scream is heard followed by the sound of a guitar colliding with a empty skull-

Fallen Angel: knowing by that pitch, that was Sleeping Lion while he and Trent are "arguing"

Harold: Awesome -walks to the campfire-

Fallen Angel: -cringes-

Tyler: Hi there! -nuggies FA-

Fallen Angel: I see your doing ok.

Tyler: you know it! -lets go and dashes to the campfire-

Fallen Angel: enthusiastic little sucker now isn't he? now anyhow, next is Eva, Katie, Sadie and Beth!!

-all four exit the boat-

Eva: -kicks FA in the Shins and dashes to the campfire, looking like she wants blood to be shed-

Fallen Angel: YEOW!! -is glomped out of mid air by Beth, Katie and Sadie-

Beth: oh my gosh, miss Fallen Angel, it's such an honer to met you! I've red every single one of your interveiws and I LOVE them!! Sleeping Lion is soo cool!!

Sadie: I know, Hikari's so totally badass and cool, no wonder almost every single guy I know ADORES her, right Katie?

Katie: I know, she totally puts "Sexy" back in "Sexyback" it's like the song was MADE for her!

Fallen Angel: is turning purple if you want to worship her, she's at the campfire. -is dropped as the three sprint to met Hikari- Finally I can fell my lungs!! Anyways, here's Justin, Ezekiel and Noah!!

Sleeping Lion: -shows up with multiple lacerations, bruises and bloody parts on him- Yo! FA! you have a meat hammer! I think Chef McNutcase's "food" just move- Justin exits the boat YOU!! -dives on to Justin while pulling out a Pocketknife and starts mauling the teen hunk, unknowingly knocking both Ezekiel and Noah into the Shark infested waters-

Fallen Angel: Well, look at the time, it's time for a commercial break! We'll be back after a few minor words from our various sponsors! -the video camera turns off-

I hope you liked it!! if you want a any question to be asked, just PM me here on or at DevaintART (my name there is Larxion-Fan-Neko) where I have also published this.

Hikari belongs to me and so does Fallen Angel

Ryxan and Sleeping Lion belongs to my good friend/ Sleeping Lion himself