The Grade That I Want

A filk to the tune of 'The One That I Want' from Grease

SETTING: The library. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are studying for the O.W.Ls and Ron isn't thinking too positively.

RON: "I've got chills, they're multiplyin' and I'm losing control! All this pressure the teachers are applying- it's electrifing!"

HERMIONE (is getting really sick of Ron): "You'd better shut UP! 'Cause I need this grade to keep my parents satisfied!

HARRY (joins in): "You'd better shut up, I kinda need this grade so my broom I can keep to ride! *let's just say Snape convinced Dumbledore to confiscate Harry's Firebolt if he didn't get enough O.W.Ls* It's the grade that I want!"

HERMIONE (laughing in astonishment): "Harry!"

RON (snickering, but joining in): "The grade that he wants!"

HARRY: A good one! The grade that I neeeed, oh yes indee-eed- it's the grade that I want!"

HERMIONE (amusedly, not singing): "All A's, I take it?"

RON: "That's the grade that YOU want, Hermione! We'll just be lucky to get through the year-"

HARRY (getting all hysterical, singing again): "Oh, just shut UP! I NEED this grade to play in the season next year!"

RON (offended): "Well, sorreeee! Just giving her *jabs a thumb at Hermione* my opinion as a peer!"

HERMIONE (giggling): "The grade that you want! Come on boys, this is getting silly-"

RON AND HARRY TOGETHER (hotly): "NO! We won't stop singing badly like hillbillies."

HERMIONE (sniffily): "The grade that you need isn't in si- i- inging-"

HERMIONE, RON AND HARRY TOGETHER: "The grade that we want!"

Disclaimer: Grease and 'The One That I Want' belongs to whoever made them up. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley belong to the fabulously talented Joanne Rowling. As does the library.