Title: Eavesdropping
Author: Me!
Pairing: none really, assumed Sango/Miroku, Inuyasha/Kagome
Rating: PG13 at worst
Summary: Kagura has been sent to eavesdrop a certain conversation between our heroes…
A/N: Complete humorous fluff (With dirty undertones)
One Shot
Kagura made herself comfortable in a tree above the camping grounds of the dog demons and his companions. Nuraku had sent her to find out any information of any plots to attack. Although her view was obstructed by foliage, she had a pretty good distance for hearing…
"I thought you'd never show us!" said Kagome.
"Yeah, we all were beginning to think you made it up!" smirked Sango.
"Ooo… it's so big!" Kagome said in an awed tone. Inuyasha grinned.
"I told ya!"
"Can I touch it?" asked Shippou. Inuyasha nodded. The little fox demon squealed with excitement.
"Wow! I really love the furry part!" Kagome chimed in. "Yeah, it's sooo soft!"
"Hey! Don't grab it like that!" Yelled the dog demon.
"Yeah, it's really huge!" Giggled Sango. Miroku closed his eyes and frowned at his future mate's amazement, half embarrassed and half jealous. "Eh, I've seen bigger."
"Like hell you have!" Inuyasha spat, "No one has one bigger than me." The monk huffed. "What about Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha quickly turned red.
"Not fair. He's older! Of course his is bigger!" The monk smiled inwardly, happy with his outcome.
"Who have thought that it's could be so flaccid at first and then grow so enormous?" asked the little fox demon.
"I dunno. Let's all just hope he doesn't poke out anyone's eye," whispered the monk. The two girls giggled out loud.
"That's enough gawking. I gotta put it back in now." Everyone except the monk sighed.
"Oh well, maybe we'll get to see it again," said Kagome sadly. Sango nudged her lightly in the side.
"Who knows," started the slayer, "Maybe he'll even let us hold it next time!"
What the hell?!, the wind demon thought to herself…
Back at Nuraku's lair
"So, what information have…" Nuraku stopped talking, noticing a slightly reddened Kagura.
"Kagura, is there something the matter?" The wind demon bit her lip as she struggled not to shout, but it didn't help.
"Perverts! All of them! Never again, Nuraku! You hear me? NEVER!" she shouted as she walked away from a very confused Nuraka.
Back at the campsite
"I wonder what that loud thump was…" said Shippou, "It sounded like it came outta that tree." Inuyasha snorted. "It was just a stupid bird or somethin'."
"Oh. Anyway, he did a really good job on the Tetsusaiga didn't he?" asked Sango. Kagome nodded. "It looks much bigger than last time…"
"And the fur is really soft!" added the little fox demon. Everyone nodded in agreement.
END
