IN A WORLD FULL OF WINNERS AND LOSERS 5 PEOPLE HAVE RISEN ABOVE TO BRING YOU THE FILTH SHEET

The camera opens and you see five people in director chairs. In the end of the 5 was a white male with short brown hair, wearing a black suit and sunglasses. To his right was another white male with blond hair and wearin nothing more than blue jeans and shoes. He had no shirt on to show off his small 4 pack. Then on his right was another male that had a short scraggly beard, wearing a red and black flannel shirt, blue jeans and boots. Then on his right was another male that had black hair, and wearing jeans and a tank top. And finally on his right was a girl. She was wearing a long sleeved shirt, jeans, and boy in the suit took off his glasses and looked at the camera.

"Hello, I'm Private Justin "The Ram", and I would like to welcome you to the Filth Sheet." He stands up and walks in front of the shirtless boy. "This is my co host Sean "The Lone Wolf". Then my scraggly friend here is Russell "The Titanwolf". Then my tank top wearing amigo John "The Gorilla".. And our last co host is also the sister of our guest for this episode, she be Izzy "The Ferret". We are the Filthy Animals. And I want to tell all of you my man DJ is our camera man." At this point the camera turns and DJ waves at us. "Ok DJ, turn the camera back please. Now Gorilla, please tell us what we have on the agenda today." As he slips his glasses back on.

"Ok Ram, and by the way nice shades." Jusitn nods at him. "Ok today, we are gonna talk about some sports, then some of our stories, except for Lone boy over there, since he ain't done shit with his life. Then we will have a chat with Izzy's twin sister, shes gonna answer a few questions. Then we're all gonna go home and do whatever the hell we want."

"Thanks Gorilla boy, now Lone, please give us our sports."

"Ok, still no one really cares, but in a big note the St. Louis Rams suck ass."

Justin whips his glasses off, "Watch your mouth. The Rams are better than wolves."

Titan snaps his head up "Now you watch your mouth. Don't speak blasphomy."

"Hey what about ferre" She is cut off.

"Everyone just chill. God it isn't that important that gorillas are better."

At this point Justin and the wolves jump on him. After about 20 seconds the guys resurface. Justin's glasses are missing a lense and he threw them, and pulled another pair out of his pocket. The wolves were straigtening their hair, and John was tilting his head back, and pinching his , reaches over and hits him in the nuts.

"Ok sorry for that fans, we just didn't agree that much. So Gorilla, tell us about your story TWO."says Izzy.

"Well basically, people have sent in their own people and I also use some TDI stars in it and they wrestle. Come to think of it, all the guys here are in it. Ram, you, and our wolfy friends are in it. But right now I have a bit of a mental block and well I'm stuck."

"Don't worry John, I'm sure you won't always suck. Now as for me, I'm working on Total Wrestling Alliance. I do basically the same shit, but no one here is in it."

"Yeah thanks asshole. Now as for me, I'm currently working with 2 challenges, and also on Duncan's Future and Trent's Goodbye. Both available at this Tuesday. And if you don't like it, I got 2 words for you."

"Wait let me guess, suck it."

"No Sean, that would be stupid. My 2 words are fuck off. Now Izz, please tell us about your story."

"Thanks Ram, my story is Gwen and Duncan centered and in my opinon it's pretty good."

"Yes it is"

"Ram, quit being a goddamn ass kisser"

"Shut the fuck up Titan."

"What you wanna go?"

Justin whips his glasses off, then takes off his suit jacket, and rolls up his sleeves. "Bring it on little bitch."

Justin and Russel start a slap fight "Titan, stop, time out, time out" he huffs for a couple seconds, before he slaps Russell across the face "Time in." Russell sucker punches Justin in the jaw and Justin holds his jaw in pain. "Ok, lets just introduce our first guest, Izzy, please introduce her." He put his glasses back on.

"All the way from Flordia, please welcom my baby sister, by 15 minutes, Katie the Cat."

Clapping is heard as a girl that looks just like Izzy comes out, hugs her sister, nods to the guys, and sits down.

"Katie, as the most well known guy here, and the leader of the Filthy Animals, I would like to welcome you to the Filth Sheet."

"Thanks Ram, I'm happy to be here."

"Ok now Izzy, since shes your sister, we'll let you ask the first question."

"So why are you one this show sis?"

"I was invited by the Ram."

"Yes, you were invited by me and now I offer a second invite to you. A once in a lifetime chance. Would you like to become the 6th co host of The Filth Sheet?"

"Sure."

The wolves and the Gorilla looked at Justin, excused themselves and dragged The Ram to the corner.

"Dude, why the hell you making decisions without our consent.? That's not cool." Says The Gorilla.

"Yeah and calling yourself the leader. That's bullshit. You shouldn't go around calling yourself the leader." Says TitanWolf

"Look guys, that was just to irk the rest of you. None of us are the leader. And as for the 6th host, thats a gift to Izzy. She helped me out before and this is my way of paying her back. Besides this is my show bitches, I would like to see you kick my ass." Unfortunately Lone Wolf was behind him and put him in a choke hold. Gorilla reached forward and removed his glasses before he punched him square in the nose. The TitanWolf kicked him in the gut and they threw him against the wall. As he was getting up, Lone Wolf leap frogged over TitanWolf and drove an elbow into his lower back. Ram fell and kicked out at his co hosts and just barely managed to kick Gorilla in the knee. He dropped and Ram kicked him in the chin. Soon a big fight started and even the girls got in on it. They threw their chairs at the guys, and that broke up the fight. The guys straightened themselves, set the chairs back up and got back to the importance.

"Ok now Katie, I would like to go on a date with me?" Asks the Ram.

"No, I barely know you."

"Oh cock blocked." Yells everyone.

"Shut the fuck up." Ram says as he slumps in the seat.

"Ok peeps, it seems we've run out of time. So from Katie the Cat and the rest of the Filthy Animals, we have 2 words for you. And they are We're Awesome."

The camera fades to black as everyone congratulated Katie on her new position.

KATIE IF YOURE READING THIS THE ME ASKING YOU ON A DATE IS A JOKE IT WAS JUST FOR COMEDY AND EVERYONE ELSE LIKE GORILLA THAT JOKE OF YOU SUCKING DONT MEAN SHIT YOUR STORIES ROCK JUST BUSTIN YOUR BALLS