Disclaimer: I don not own any of the characters from the Joss whedon universe. Except for the circus squirrel.

Summary Xander and Oz after smoking in the basement of Xander house.

Oz: You're basement is musty.

Xan: Ya dude pizza.

Oz was looking at Xander like he just spoke great words of wisdom when he noticed Xander's head snap in the opposite direction.

Xan:Squirrel.

Oz: Squirrel?

Xan: That one.

Xander pointed in the direction where he believed the squirrel was.

Oz: Dude you be...

Xan: Its making faces at me. Make it stop.

Oz: Ha ha, what does the squirrel look like?

Xan: Like a freaking squirrel, now it's growling at me don't you hear that?

Oz got up from his bean bag and walked over to were the "squirrel is.

Oz: I don't see it.

Xan: Well it's gone now it went out that window over there... what kinda window do you think people call that i mean because it's really small.

Days Later

Buffy: I keep feeling like someones watching me.

Willow: Maybe it's Angel? You know how he does.

Xan: Ya or maybe it's the boogie man. I bet he misses the days of disco.

Buffy glares at Xander.

Willow: No I know what you mean just this morning I felt the same thing this morning. But then I looked out my window and I saw a little cute, adorable squirrel.

Xander stopped walking.

Xan:Did you say squirrel?

Willow:Ya?

Buffy:What you don't like squirrels Xander.

Xan:No I love squirrel I even happen to have a favorite, Rocky.

Both girls giggled and continued to walk.

The Night After

Spike: Bloody hell whelp only you would get stuck in a bleeding elevator.

Xan:Fang less wonder you do realize. Your in here too!

Spike:shut up your gob and give me the flash light in your pocket mate.

Xan: No i'm not going to dead boy junior for three wonderful reasons. One you can see in the dark. Two It's mine, three how do you know I have a flashlight on me?

Spike:Good guess.

Just then the lights went out

Spike: You gonna you use your light you bleeding hog?

Xan:I'm trying to conserve energy for when we really need it.

Just then Xander heard a noise and instantly turned on his flash light.

Spike:Is that a bloody squirrel?

Xander screamed.

Hours Later

Xan:Stop it Spike.

Spike I can't (heave) stop (cackle) it.

Xan: Look it's not like I knew it was a circus trained squirrel that got lost okay. The frigging things been following me everywhere okay I'm allowed to freak a little.

Spike:You scream like a girl.