Disclaimer: I don not own any of the characters from the Joss whedon universe. Except for the circus squirrel.
Summary Xander and Oz after smoking in the basement of Xander house.
Oz: You're basement is musty.
Xan: Ya dude pizza.
Oz was looking at Xander like he just spoke great words of wisdom when he noticed Xander's head snap in the opposite direction.
Xan:Squirrel.
Oz: Squirrel?
Xan: That one.
Xander pointed in the direction where he believed the squirrel was.
Oz: Dude you be...
Xan: Its making faces at me. Make it stop.
Oz: Ha ha, what does the squirrel look like?
Xan: Like a freaking squirrel, now it's growling at me don't you hear that?
Oz got up from his bean bag and walked over to were the "squirrel is.
Oz: I don't see it.
Xan: Well it's gone now it went out that window over there... what kinda window do you think people call that i mean because it's really small.
Days Later
Buffy: I keep feeling like someones watching me.
Willow: Maybe it's Angel? You know how he does.
Xan: Ya or maybe it's the boogie man. I bet he misses the days of disco.
Buffy glares at Xander.
Willow: No I know what you mean just this morning I felt the same thing this morning. But then I looked out my window and I saw a little cute, adorable squirrel.
Xander stopped walking.
Xan:Did you say squirrel?
Willow:Ya?
Buffy:What you don't like squirrels Xander.
Xan:No I love squirrel I even happen to have a favorite, Rocky.
Both girls giggled and continued to walk.
The Night After
Spike: Bloody hell whelp only you would get stuck in a bleeding elevator.
Xan:Fang less wonder you do realize. Your in here too!
Spike:shut up your gob and give me the flash light in your pocket mate.
Xan: No i'm not going to dead boy junior for three wonderful reasons. One you can see in the dark. Two It's mine, three how do you know I have a flashlight on me?
Spike:Good guess.
Just then the lights went out
Spike: You gonna you use your light you bleeding hog?
Xan:I'm trying to conserve energy for when we really need it.
Just then Xander heard a noise and instantly turned on his flash light.
Spike:Is that a bloody squirrel?
Xander screamed.
Hours Later
Xan:Stop it Spike.
Spike I can't (heave) stop (cackle) it.
Xan: Look it's not like I knew it was a circus trained squirrel that got lost okay. The frigging things been following me everywhere okay I'm allowed to freak a little.
Spike:You scream like a girl.
