Zell & Seifer Forever

It was a day just like every other day, well like every other day in the fact that it starts out predictable boring and dull and usually ends that way. I sat in the café, waiting for squall and his gang to venture in from another outing to Balamb to go fishing and visit Zell's mom. Zell would be the first to rush in and nearly kill everyone in his way for a stupid hotdog and then as soon as he was denied for it was three and they usually run out of hotdogs by two, Squall and the others would soon enter in for a little R&R of their own. I on the other hand have rajin and fujin, who just want to go out and have sex in my bed all day and night! So I just usually train in the training room and then get changed. I usually just sit and watch the happy little campers play all day, but I figure that I should intervene once in a while just to add some spice in our lives. ^_^' I walked up to their table and asked, "How's it going chicken wuss! ^.^" Zell replied in the usual manner and started to cry _-_, so I extended an invitation to the little one to come join me in the training room to get out some of that inner aggression. He stood and shook his fist at me and said, "Is that a challenge!" and I simply replied. "Why don't you come and see around six o' clock tonight! That is unless you're CHICKEN!" "Oh I'll be there you bastard, and you will be sorry you ever challenged me!" Zell screamed in outrage. "Well now, such language for poultry ^-^" "RRH! If that's the way you want it then why don't we put a little wager on this battle!" "OOH! Yay! Now it's getting good!" "Don't celebrate yet you fool! The wager is that if I win you have to stop calling me chicken wuss and picking on me forever!" "Ouch. That hurts, I thought you liked to be named after poultry ^-^, well ok then, but if I win then you will have to be my slave for the rest of the week and have to do my chores! ._. : Evil laugh: "RRH! Fine then it is settled! I get freedom and you get a slave ok! Right Squall!" Squall and the others moved to a different table to get away from our fight. Rinoa was being a bitch, Selphie was being obscenely happy, Irvine was being, well Irvine and Squall was trying to not kill Rinoa. "Squall!" The Blondie roared. "Oh shit. what is it now Zell, Did Seifer try to molest you again?" "Shut the fucking hell up squall! You know it was Irvine groping all the guys in the shower! ." "O.O oh shit how did they know it was me X.x" Irvine blushes a deep red and slowly walks away. "WA! Why Irvine of all people! I would even rather have it been Seifer!" Zell brakes down in tears from his traumatic experience. "Squall, come here!" he walks slowly over to me, slightly distracted by the sobbing Zell. "I just need you to make sure he comes at six to the training room, alone.ok?" "Fine. he will be there. alone." "Ok then, see you later." I walked out of the café alone on my way to the training room to prepare for my "date" with Zell tonight. He has no chance at all of defeating me ^_^! : Evil laugh: