Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's charaters...(Good thing too, I'd probably make them do crazy porn related things all the time...probably yaoi stuff non-stop...although, maybe that wouldn't be that much of a bad thing, would it??)
(Random Author's Note) Bwahahaha! I made a new story! Finally, right? I hope you guys like it! It took me a long ass time to write it! And my friend (Edgar, he's sitting next to me at the moment) keeps whining that it's too long! I hope not...
Sasuke: -looks at story- Damn...you really don't have a life do you? This is the longest chapter to anything that you've ever written.
Me: -looks down- Yeah...I pretty much have no life...
Sasuke: Hopefully you update sooner to this crap then...it's actually not a complete peace of crap.
Me: O.o...Thank...You?
Sasuke: That's the closest thing to a compliment that you'll ever get out of me.
Me: Okay...O.o
Chapter 1: Erotic Dream
"Sasuke…."
The raven shivered as he heard his name being spoken in such a way….by a horny blonde in a husky and breathless tone no less….
Leaning back and laying on the bed, the raven haired man gazed up at the naked blonde on his lap and marbled at the fact that the other man looked gorgeous….His hair was short and blonde and so ruffled and messy it would make you wonder if you could ever tame it. His skin was sun-kissed tan and silky soft making the raven want to ravish every inch of it with his lips as a light coating of sweat formed over it. He then gazed up and down the blonde's body as it bounced against his lap, enjoying every second of it as the blonde thrusted the raven's hard and throbbing member in and out of himself….Then, the raven looked at the blonde's expression intently as he moaned and panted in pleasure, obviously enjoying having the raven enter him. A slight grin formed across his face as the blonde's magnificent sapphire eyes gazed into his own dark onyx eyes. He had a dazed look, but then as he realized that the raven was grinning, a dark blush appeared on his flushed cheeks. But just as the blonde was going to look away, the raven grabbed his chin gently and pulled him down slightly, making their lips meet.
"Don't ever look away from me…." the raven grounded out in his low and arousing voice as his onyx eyes peered into sapphire, "You don't ever have to be shy when you're with me."
The blonde nodded slowly, his cheeks still containing a dark blush. He smiled brightly at the raven as he was encouraged to be comfortable.
A lustful smirk appeared on the raven's face.
"Get on your back" the raven said, earning a shiver from the blonde as he heard this stimulating demand.
Sapphire eyes went wide, not sure of what to do.
The blonde opened his mouth to speak….but nothing appeared to come out.
"Just do as you're told" the raven continued with his erotic tone.
"Are you sure?" the blonde asked in a timid voice, "I thought you said I needed to do all the work."
A provocative smile appeared on the raven's face this time. "I changed my mind sweetheart. I want to rock your world tonight" he said, every word dripping with his lustful desires.
"But - Ahh!"
Before the blonde could protest to the dominating raven he found himself on his back, the raven now on top of him….
The raven slowly pulled out of the blonde….
"Ahh!" the blonde moaned as the raven thrusted himself back in….
Closing his sapphire eyes tightly he threw his head back and gripped the raven's shoulders tightly….As the raven continued to pound himself in and out of the blonde's tight entrance….
Moans, grunts and pleasure filled cries bounced off the walls of the dark room as the raven speed up his pace….
He looked down at the blonde and noticed how the light strands of hair now stuck to his face with sweat. But had the blonde noticed? No. He was too busy getting his brains fucked out of him by the horny raven. And he was loving every second of it.
The raven couldn't complain either as he removed a few midnight locks from his eyes. This magnificent blonde with gorgeous sapphire eyes felt wonderful. He was so tight around his member he knew he would die happy right then and there from the pleasure.
Suddenly, he began to feel that he was getting close to his limit.
He bent down, thrusting even more forcefully into the blonde, and kissed his gorgeous lover roughly, until finally, he touched their foreheads together….and released their seed at the same time….
"S-Sasuke…." the blonde panted out as the raven slowly rolled off of him….
"Naruto…." the raven cooed in return as he reached out and pulled the blonde towards him…..
But then…..
Everything started to spin out of control….
And just like that….it all went black….
The raven haired man Sasuke found himself opening his eyes….to a bright morning….
He felt dazed….Where was he?
He was holding his pillow….
He pulled away immediately from it and sat up quickly, making his head spin as he looked around….and found himself in his bedroom.
There he was in the middle of his queen sized bed….he looked over at his desk….his dresser….his television….his door….then to his night table….The digital clock flashed in large red numbers 7:23. Sasuke raised his left hand and ran his fingers through his dark midnight locks. He looked at the walls. They were the same midnight blue that he remembered. He looked at the windows. Once again, the same dark blue curtains with golden trimming that he remembered. He glanced down at his sheets and comforter. The same soft dark comforter, and the same dark silk sheets…..
Wait….
He shifted in the sheets. And found an uncomfortable moist spot….in his pelvic area….
Oh damn….
Grabbing the sheets he quickly threw them off of himself and tossed them aside.
It was all a dream after all, wasn't it?
Feeling lazy, he didn't want to get out of bed. But he knew he'd have to wash the dirty sheets. He was an Uchiha after all. An Uchiha would never have a wet dream. An Uchiha would never go low enough as to desire something so trivial as sex. Anything an Uchiha wanted, an Uchiha would get. No 'ands' 'ifs' or 'buts'. Simple as that.
This was stupid.
This had never happened.
An Uchiha wouldn't desire things. Much less having sex….with another man. That much was obvious.
Sasuke gave a weary sigh and jumped off his bed. Now convinced that he had obviously eating something that made him sick enough to have that dream he removed his stained boxers and tossed them on the bed.
It was great to live alone, he thought as he reached the bathroom.
Here he was, naked and merely walking around his home without a care in the world.
No one was here to bother him. No one was here to make judgments. And most importantly, there wasn't anyone here to swoon over him like an idiot.
He was naked at the moment after all.
His pale and well-built body exposed to the elements. Or at least those found in his home, but most accurately, the ones found in his bathroom.
Standing in front of the mirror Sasuke wondered if he should take a shower.
He sighed, and remembered that he had barely taken a shower the night before….before his little dream of course.
Exhaling an irritating breath he merely cleaned himself up with a towel and tossed it with the dirty laundry and walked back to his room.
In front of the dresser he searched for a clean pair of boxers and put them on.
Now that he was done with the trivial things he went over to his bed and removed the dirty sheets. After rolling them up and placing them under his right arm he left his bedroom and made way to his laundry room. Throwing the sheets in the washing machine and tossing some soap in carelessly he closed the machine's metal door and clicked it to roaring life. Satisfied with the machine doing the work he then went to the kitchen….and prepared himself a bowl of fruits for breakfast. After all, an Uchiha always watches what he eats….
Then….the phone rang….
Sasuke rolled his eyes and groaned as he walked lazily to get the phone….
'Who the hell could it be this time?' he thought bitterly, 'If it's Sakura I'm hanging up before she can start asking me if she should throw up just to look prettier for me….'
"Hello?" the raven answered in his sensual but bored tone as he held the phone to his ear.
"Hello? How's this?" a familiar man asked with his bark like voice.
Sasuke rolled his eyes….'Stupid Kiba'
"Who the hell else you moron?" Sasuke replied, "It's Sasuke"
"Hey! Watch it jackass! You sound weird over the phone alright!" the man barked in a disgruntled tone, "I thought it was your gay lover or something!"
"…."
"Hey….Sasuke….You still there?"
"Only an imbecile like yourself would even suggest such a stupid idea….I'm not gay."
"I'm being serious here! I didn't know it was you! So back the fuck off!"
"Whatever….What the hell do you want Kiba?"
"…."
"Kiba?"
"….Er…."
Sasuke was starting to get impatient here. "What the fuck is it Kiba? Why did you call me?!"
"….I forgot…."
"…."
"….Sasuke?"
"You moron"
Click
And with that, the phone was slammed right back down to it's place as Sasuke growled out a colorful array of words as he walked back to his bowl of fruit….
Ring, Ring, Ring
Sasuke slowly turned his head to the phone….wanting to just shoot the stupid thing to bits.
Rushing over he answered the phone.
"Don't hang up on me you bastard!"
Sasuke flinched as he felt that Kiba had made his eardrum bleed…."Then don't waste my time you fleabag!" Sasuke roared.
"Shut up you stuck up little bitch!"
"As soon as you get a brain you dog humping freak!"
"Never!"
"…."
"….Sasuke?"
'He truly is a big mouthed idiot isn't he?' "Do you remember what you called me for this time Kiba?"
"….Yeah"
"Then what is it?"
"Alright, pushing all of that other stuff aside….Well Sasuke you're new around here, right?"
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed" Sasuke said, his voice oozing with sarcasm.
Kiba obviously noticed, since he barked, "Shut up and listen jackass!"
"Hn"
"Alright….you just barely moved here….And since we work together and all, I thought I'd introduce you to some of my friends. You up for it?"
"No"
"Well too bad. You gotta come anyway. My girlfriend thinks it'd be a nice to hall your ass around with us for the day…."
"….Right. I'm still not going"
"You will. We'll be there in 15 minutes to pick you up."
"You don't know where I live!"
"I do"
"….You fucking stalker!"
"No. Correction. I'm observant."
"Observant my ass!"
"See ya later Sasuke!"
"Kiba don't you dare - "
Click
And like that. The Uchiha was hung up by none other than dog breath - I mean - Kiba Inuzuka.
Sasuke slammed the phone down and went to his room feeling utterly pissed off. This morning had turned out nothing like he had planned so far. First, he did the most un-Uchiha thing by having a wet dream about some guy he didn't even know….
Wait….
That guy….
He had called him Naruto….
Why did that sound so familiar? Why did that guy seem so familiar to him?
Sasuke shook his head violently. No. This was unacceptable! He didn't want anything to do with that blonde even if he thought he did see him somewhere! He didn't care about him! He moved here to start over and not have any attachments to anyone!…..Did he just think that?….Did he just think he was getting attached to this so called Naruto…..Even though….he didn't even think the blonde…..existed to begin with? Of course not! That's it!
The raven looked at his dresser. He had a sudden urge to go with Kiba….Why?
He didn't know….
But his Uchiha senses were tingling….Er….Sorta….Is there such a thing as him having Uchiha sense?….Would any of his relatives actually say that? If so, then they would be proud. If not, poor ancestors would want to shoot themselves if they found out. Well, Uchiha senses or not Sasuke knew something was tingling….he just wasn't sure what….and frankly, he was a little scared to find out at the moment. Apart from that though….he just had the weirdest feeling that he should go with Kiba….
So….to make his ancestors proud he listened to his gut and got dressed. He went to the bathroom and finished getting ready….you know…brush his teeth….brush his hair….put whatever the fuck he puts in his hair….in his hair of course….and well, took a piss at some point since he had to….and waited in the living room….for Kiba to get there….
Knock, knock, BAM!
Sasuke jumped a bit as he heard such a loud noise echo through his home.
"What the fuck?" he whispered to himself as he walked to his front door…
He swung open the door and there he was….The brown haired guy with a red tattoo on each of his cheeks stood there, a huge grin on his face. He gave Sasuke a friendly salute. (No, not that kind of salute you perverts….)
"Hey Kiba" Sasuke said in his bored tone as he stepped out, closing the door behind him, "Where's everybody?". He looked around, expecting for people to come out of no where….like a bush….or some other creepy place like that….
"We'll meet them somewhere else"
Sasuke just gave Kiba a hard stare.
"Get your ass in the car already. I don't have all day"
Sasuke glared at Kiba. "I have this strict policy against listening to people that hump their dogs" he said coldly.
Kiba pushed Sasuke towards the black car. "One more comment like that and I swear I'm going to kick your ass" he growled.
"I'd like to see you try"
Sasuke stepped and sat into the passenger seat…..
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Before Sasuke knew it they were at a park….Kiba had parked some way away so they walked the rest of the way to the little picnic table that contained so many people….
"Hey everyone! I'm back!" Kiba announced cockily, as if expecting everyone to greet him energetically….
In Sasuke's opinion it seemed like Kiba was trying to show off that he was the most loved person in the group….sadly, he failed badly as most didn't even seem to notice him. As Sasuke looked around he noticed six people….two girls and four guys….
A smirk appeared across the Uchiha's face as Kiba felt utterly defeated and embarrassed.
"Assholes! I'm talking to you!" Kiba barked madly.
A red haired guy turned to look at him lazily….his sea-green eyes giving him a rather dazed look, yet deadly for some reason.
"Mind shutting your mouth Kiba?" the guy said in a monotone type voice, "Before I kill you of course"
"As if you could, bastard!"
The guy tilted his head to the right slightly….in an almost creepy manner. "The only reason you're talking big is because someone new has come….so shut your big mouth before you get hurt" the guy said calmly.
"Gaara! That's an extremely unyouthful way to talk to a comrade!" another guy yelled energetically…. Holy shit…. He had the biggest eyebrows Sasuke had ever seen….Sasuke twitched inwardly as he resisted the urge to just go over to him and poke those fuzzy things on his face just to make sure they weren't alive….or to make sure that they were actually a part of his face….
The guy named Gaara stared at the guy with the fuzzy things on his face….er….I mean….the guy with big eyebrows…."Lee…." he said calmly, as if wondering how to threaten this person, but just ended up saying, "He's not a comrade"
Lee turned to look at probably the most handsome guy there, not including Sasuke of course, I mean come on, who could compete with that sex God? Anyway, this guy had clear eyes….silky brown hair….and a handsome pale face. "Right Kiba's a comrade Neji?" Lee whined loudly as he jumped up and down, waving his arms around like a mad person.
Neji looked from Gaara, to Kiba, then just stared at Lee. Obviously Neji was trying to say that Lee was insane. But Lee didn't quite get the message.
"Don't ask stupid questions Lee" Neji said in a blunt tone, "Fate has shown us all that Kiba is merely something we deal with because me must"
"Neji-nii-san!" A girl gasped timidly, "T-that's a h-h-horrible thing to s-say!"
"You fucking asshole!" Kiba roared at Neji, "I've helped your ass out thousands of times and this is what you say to repay me?!"
"Why expect someone to repay you? If you were to do something for the good of a person you should not expect anything in return. Your selfish ways will be noticed by all of those around you to be your weakness and worst characteristic. Do not taint yourself with such motives and merely open your mind and heart to the possibilities" A guy said….
Sasuke looked over at him. He had brown hair and a large coat on with the highest collar he had ever seen. Strangely enough he also had sunglasses on.
"Shino….What the fuck was that supposed to mean?" Kiba asked stupidly.
Shino just shook his head and looked away.
"That was most unyouthful of you Kiba!" Lee shouted, "That's the most I've ever heard his youthful mouth speak! WAH! You ruined the most youthful moment of his life!"
Sasuke blinked a few times, trying to register the fact that Lee was now crying and running around in circles like a five year old in a temper tantrum. Stranger still no one seemed to care. Except for one girl with brown hair that finally punched him right smack dab on the head and shook him.
"Get a hold of yourself Lee!" she shouted.
Then, she stopped shaking him. And miraculously, Lee stopped crying. His eyes were full of tears and he kept sniffing loudly, but he had stopped crying.
Thank God
"Thanks Tenten" Lee said weakly.
Tenten flashed him a smile. "No problem Lee" she said and walked back to her seat on the little picnic table.
Sasuke then took the mental note of never going near that girl or that guy. I mean come on, what the fuck was all that about?
"K-Kiba" a timid girl said, "Aren't you g-going to introduce us to y-your f-friend?"
"I'm not his friend" Sasuke said flatly.
This caught the attention of the others.
"Really?" Neji asked curiously.
Sasuke nodded. "Who the hell would be friends with dog breath?" he asked. Personally, he was being honest, he really did wonder how this idiot could have friends. Who wouldn't? Right?
"I hope all of you bastards die" Kiba growled.
"K-Kiba…" the timid girl said, "It's okay…"
"Right…."
"Don't lie to him" Sasuke said to the girl.
Kiba punched Sasuke in the arm. Sasuke returned the favor by smacking his head.
"Don't touch me fleabag"
"You want a fight jackass?!"
"Not with someone as pathetic as yourself"
"Argh! Why you little son of a - "
"HI GUYS!"
Sasuke and the others turned to the girl that had shouted to all of them….
Obviously all of the gang hadn't quite gotten there yet…..Here came the rest….It included a blonde girl….a pink haired girl….a lazy looking guy with a brown pony tail….and a robust guy….
The blonde girl came running over. "You guys could have told us you'd be here earlier!" she shouted, but quickly stopped bitching as soon as she noticed Sasuke. She smiled slyly and twirled a lock of her blond hair on her index finger as she bit her lip and asked in a charming tone, "Hey Kiba, who's your friend?".
Sasuke rolled his eyes inwardly, "I'm not his friend" Sasuke said feeling rather irritated that so many people would even consider the possibility that he would include Kiba in his social class.
"His name is Sasuke Uchiha" Kiba said dully wishing he could beat Sasuke senseless for being such an asshole.
"Sasuke? What a nice name" the blonde haired girl said in her flirtatious tone, "My name is Ino Yamanaka".
"Hn" is all that could be heard from Sasuke as he didn't give a damn who this girl was.
Suddenly, the pink haired girl approached and stood between Ino and Sasuke, her back towards the girl. "Hi!" the girl said brightly, "It's me Sakura remember? We work together Sasuke!"
"Hn"
"He doesn't want to hear you run your mouth Sakura!" Ino yelled, pushing the girl aside.
"I don't want to hear either of you two talking actually" Sasuke corrected.
The girls stared at him.
"How troublesome" the male with the pony tail mumbled as he knew this couldn't be good.
Ino and Sakura burst out laughing….
"That's so funny Sasuke!" Ino said, touching Sasuke's arm lightly, "You're such a tease!"
"I love your sense of humor!" Sakura exclaimed, also getting close to Sasuke.
Sasuke stood up straight and stepped back slightly and looked away from the two annoying girls. "So mind who are all of you if you don't mind me asking?" Sasuke said politely in an unnaturally bored tone.
"I'm Gaara" Gaara said in his monotone voice as his sea-green eyes pierced Sasuke's dark onyx eyes.
"I'm Neji Hyuga" Neji declared in an equally bored tone as his clear eyes gazed at Sasuke.
"I'm Rock Lee!" Lee shouted happily as he jumped up and down, waving his arms around frantically like a small child suffering from a sugar rush.
"Shino Aburame" Shino stated in a calm and mysterious voice as he turned his head and gazed at Sasuke though his dark sunglasses.
"Tenten here!" Tenten announced cheerfully yet in still a perfectly normal way.
"H-Hinata Hyuga" the timid girl mumbled as he face flushed showed Sasuke just how shy this girl truly was.
"Shikamaru Nara" the bored male with the pony tail said as he looked up at the clouds, not really interested in what was going on.
"Chouji Akimichi" the robust male said as he glanced at Sasuke.
"And of course you know who we are!" Ino said happily pointing to herself then Sakura.
Sasuke nodded slightly….feeling extremely bored.
A silence fell among the group….until they all heard someone shout:
"You bastards!"
They all turned to see a young blonde mail running towards them carrying a variety of sports equipment.
"I can't believe you bastards left me to carry all of this crap!" he shouted angrily as he approached them all and threw everything to the ground.
He waved his arms around furiously as his rage took over. "Here I come thinking you guys would actually consider the fact that I'm tired from work but no you jackasses leave me to do all the crappy work for you, huh? 'Yeah, why the hell should we do work when stupid Naruto can do it for us?'. Well, guess what? I'm not doing shit for you guys anymore! How could you possibly leave me at the car by myself and expect me to hall all this stuff all the way over here?!" the young male shouted frantically feeling utterly pissed off.
"Stop whining Naruto. We didn't even want all of that crap." They all said in unison….
"Huh?"
"I told you to leave all of that in the car you idiot" Sakura said feeling irritated that Naruto could be so stupid.
'His name is Naruto….?'
Sasuke just gawked at the young blonde.
He couldn't understand what was going on….
That short blonde hair….
Those magnificent sapphire blue eyes….
That gorgeous face….
Sasuke could feel his stomach tighten as he recognized Naruto….from his dream…
Sasuke continued to stare at the blonde….Not being able to register in his brain that right here before him was the same man he had dreamt about just last night….the man that had spurned up such excitement in him….the man that he had never met before….was standing right in front of him….
And all he could was stare….and remember the dream he had….as he found the blonde unbelievably attractive….
But despite himself and what he was feeling….he simply froze….and did the most un-Uchiha thing he could do….
He stood there and did nothing….as he found himself desiring the person that had been in his dreams even though he hadn't met him until this very moment….
Mwahaha! It's the end of Chapter 1! Hope you guys enjoyed it! Please review! Review make me very happy and make me update sooner! Click the pretty button...you know you want to!
