i don't own vampire knight

1. eat kanme's pound cake

2. tell kname that he has to share a room with Aido

3. tell kanme yuki is dead and that Aido killed her

4. have kanme share aroom with zero

5. take his books

6. smack kanme

7. switch his shampoo

8. tell him yuki is pregent with zero's baby

9. bring in a gay vampire and tell kanme that he is going to be marrying him

10. totally piss him off