Life's little quarks

Sanji x Nami, Zoro x Robin and implied Ussop x Kaya

I haven't decided if I'm gonna hook up Luffy with anyone yet or not
I'm thinking yes, but not sure who I'll dream up for him...We shall see as the story unfolds...

3rd person POV, same stroy line only diffrent POV

Well Sanji and Nami got together
Finally!
and got married,
Bout damn time!
I don't need to tell you what's next do I?

The last story arc in the Ultimate Sanji Nami Romance Epic Trilogy
If you haven't at least read 'To Have Loved and Lost' you might be a tad confused 'cause I make refrances from that story.

Prologue

It only took Luffy two and a half years after becoming a pirate to ascend to the top. It was the fastest rise to infamous legendary status ever known. It had taken the previous King of Pirates, Gol D. Roger, 10 whole years to gain his title and renown.

And now some skinny little kid from East Blue does in two and a half years…

After being the first known person after Roger to reach Raftel at the end of the Grand Line and make it back in one piece, with the One Piece, Luffy's fame and renown sky rocketed.

As did his bounty.

The World Government felt the new King of Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy and his crew were far too dangers to be ignored.

Not only did the Mugiwara band have enough power and strength to successfully navigate the Grand Line and come back out alive and relatively unscathed, but also enough energy left over to take down the world most notorious pirates, as well as picking off the Governments Shichibukai one by one while they were at it including the legendary and iniquitous Dracule "Hawk-Eyes" Mihawk.

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"Woot!" Says Zoro as his victory music plays "All that time spent leveling up sure paid off. That last boss gave me the stats boost I needed. You almost had me there but my limit break kicked in at the last possible moment…"

Zoro looks over at Mihawk

"So now that I'm like, "the best"…what now?"

"Eh, you could just wander around the world and pick up the ultimate weapons and items you missed on your first run through, play some of the mini games… also you can play again keeping all your items and stats."

Zoro nods contently "Coo."(1)

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On top of the Straw Hat's reputation they also had strong personal connections with the other legendary Pirates of the age including Red Hair Shanks and his crew and Fire Fist Portgas D. Ace of the Whitebeard Pirate crew.

Yes Monkey D. Luffy was too dangerous for the World Government to sit idly by and do nothing.

Luffy's Bounty skyrocketed to an obscene amount Zoro's and Robin's were tripled and prices where stamped on the heads of the other crew members and anyone who ever was associated with them…
Except Vivi and the King 'cause they have Diplomatic Immunity.
Woot Diplomatic Immunity.
If there already was a bounty on affiliates, the bounty was raised.

The Navy refocused and threw all of their resources and man power into catching the Mugiwara Pirates.
Luffy and his crew where eventually caught and sent to Rouge Town to be executed on the very place the former King of Pirates ended his reign.

The people were out raged and booed and threw rotten fruit and vegetables at the guards that led Luffy to the Execution Platform.
Everyone who had ever come in contact with Luffy and any one of his crew members knew they weren't bad people.
They knew the real pirates where the corrupt officials of the Navy and World Government.
Luffy and his crew were heroes of the people.

Before The Pirate King's execution could be carried out, the people riot and tear down the execution platform.
Luffy is kept from being executed in the Rouge Town square and escapes with his head, again, and the Mugiwara Band flee from the island, again.

The event that happened that day sent a ripple throughout the world.

People all over the world begin questioning the government.
Navel men and women within the Navy organization begin to question their ideal of "Justice".
There where just too many corrupt individuals in both the Navy Organization and World Government.

A rebellion of the people began.

On top of the revolution an internal civil war ensued within the governing and enforcing powers as a result and the World Government and thus the Navy Organization collapsed from the inside, greatly shifting the world power.

The world was thrown into a lawless time as what remained of the good respectable, moral, individuals of the former Navy and Government Groups did battle with the corrupt crooked individuals who banded with the notorious and more villainous pirate crews.

The world was broken between the two new factions, the evil pirate group, The Alliance of Ultimate Powers, and the newly reformed Government, The United Federation of Nations.

The Golden Time of the New Pirate age over.
The time of fun and gallivanting was gone.
Piracy was still going full steam ahead only now it was a game of Divide and Conquer.
Monkey D. Luffy was king of the seas and already ahead in the game with many alliances all over the world.

Well, not that he was paying attention or anything.
While the two factions fought for control Luffy went about business as usual adventuring and helping the oppressed and exploited.
Not even realizing the strong allies he was making as the villages he saved from oppression and tyranny started flying his flag.
He was just having fun making friends and having awesome adventures.

The bloody war between the factions ended once they realized the faction with the largest alliance and concentration of power was wasn't The Alliance or The Federation but the new People's Faction that had risen while they weren't looking.
The People's Faction was all the nations, islands and villages here and there who had been saved by the Mugiwara Pirates.
Pretty soon the small dots that sporadically emerged in the wake of the Straw Hat clad sailing ship, became larger dots and wider areas, and soon they were their own unified nation.

The Federation of Nations and The People's Faction joined forces to crush the Alliance of Ultimate Powers.

Leave it up to Luffy to achieve world peace without even realizing it…

So the new world government The People's Federation of Unified Nations rose and the world was no longer lawless.
The Dark Age was over.

However, as long as there are people, there would always be conflict…blah blah, you know the deal...

Hey, if there wasn't conflict it things would be boring.
The important thing was that piracy became fun and carefree again!

yo ho, yo oh a priates life for me...

The original crew disbanded continuing after their own aims. However they stayed as close as family and everyone stays in touch.
They all still associated themselves as Mugiwara Pirates.
Everyone one the original crew has tattoos of the Straw Hat Jolly Roger on their left shoulder

Luffy roams the sea the head of a full armada of ships flying under the Straw Hat Sail.

Zoro becomes a wandering swords man. His days filled with sleeping and being challenged by would-be 'worlds greatest swords people', and is constantly being challenged by former Marine Tashigi. Every so often he'd be visited by Johnny and Yosaku when they needed help with a tough bounty. During his wanders he sometimes comes across Luffy and they drink and talk about old times. And at least once a year he visits Robin, Sanji and Nami.

Ussop stayed with Luffy's group as Captain of his own ship in the Mugiwara Armada with 1000 subordinates under him and is know as a great and fearsome warrior.

He went home one day to show off.

And also to visit his childhood sweet heart Kaya. They sit together under the tree Ussop use to sit in while he told Kaya stories with her sitting at her window.
As they sit he tells Kaya "Captain Ussop's One Thousand and One True Tales of Bravery and Adventure" much to Kaya's delight.

Chopper also stayed with Luffy stating "Pirate for life!" He's now Luffy's Head Physician, first mate and the Mugiwara Pirates official pet and mascot, being promoted from emergency food supply; which is now BTW, the South Bird that decided to come back with them as they passed back through Jaya on their way back through the Grand Line.

Nico Robin after finding the True History, writes the first "True History Book"
She is now a Professor of History and Archeology at Ivy Guild University the world's largest and most prestigious university. She spends the school breaks on Archeological digs and fighting to retrieve stolen historical artifacts.

"It belongs in a Museum!" she says as she holds the priceless artifact in one hand detaining the tomb raider with 20 others. (2)

Also after realizing her biological clock was ticking away, Robin jumps Zoro and they have at least one night of passion, thought it could very well have been a very long passionate affaire…But hey I just write SaNa fics here, I'll leave this one up to you RoZo fan girls… Only one night that anyone could pin on them since Robin did get knock up and the kid has a very pretty shade of blue green hair…X3

Sanji found All Blue. It was only in the most obvious place ever. Duh! Which of course is the last place anyone ever thought to look. He sets up The Restaurant Celest: All Blue on an island that just happened to be right smack in the middle of that part of the sea. And because of this the island, called Cristo Island, goes from a desolate nothing piece of land to a swank island resort town.
Sanji also, at the suggestion of his lovely wife Nami, launches his own series of cook books called Hardy Healthy Recipes to Feed an Army on a Shoe String Budget and one cook book called From the Tangerine Groove that consist of Bellmere's and Sanji's best Tangerine recipe's.
All the profits of the books go towards 'Bellmare's Home for Orphaned and Underprivileged Children' ran by Nojiko, on Cocoyashi in the place where Arlong Park once stood. The establishment helps orphans and foster children find loving homes. They also have lobbyist fighting for children rights and laws against child labor.
Sanji's father comes to live on the island to be close to his family and help Sanji cook in his packed nightly restaurant.

Nami publishes the first ever complete book of maps of the Grand Line…it does help people a little bit in navigating the treacherous waters, though it doesn't really help more people get through necessarily since she never published the log books along with them. Those where the pride of her and the crew…their blood and sweat went into those books and like hell she was just gonna had them over.And since money didn't really mean anything to her anymore… I mean her and Sanji we're ricer than God and his stupid flying gold ship anyway… no publisher could pay any amount of money for them and anyone stupid enough to try and get them by force got beat down by her loving and extremely protective husband.
Once a year she takes time out four to eight weeks at a time to go on mapping and surveying expeditions and with the help of a crew she's able to recover the work she lost during the fall of Arlong Park and is still working towars a map of the whole world...

So with all that said and done…
What's everyone's favorite Cook and Navigator up to now?


The first bit of the last story in the trilogy.
The other chapters will slowly trickle in as I'll be moving in a few weeks...
I could try and bang it all out this week...but I won't promise anything.

OK! Here's the part where I show the world what a super uber geek I am :D

(1) I took thermopylae's idea in 'Parodies of the One Piece Kind' and take it to the next step. If you haven't read it you should cause it's funny as hell XD

So you get to the end of a FF game or really any RPG and you come up against the Supreme Boss of the Universe who's like God or The Ultimate Solder that has the strength of 10 Super Sayan's, you beat 'em and then you're like…well now, that was 80 hours of my life well spent, but... what will I do with my time now?

Hmm FF12 comes of in September...what to play til then?

(2) So Robin is now Indiana Jones in case you're too young to catch the reference there… jezz I'm a geek and I'm getting old…

(3) So Sanji's dad has a restaurant on Monte Island and Sanji now has one on Cristo Island. There was a time in my life I went through a French Lit phase. A shiny gold star to those who can make the connection.
Should be easy since there was lame movie adaptaion staring Guy Pirece...

I show my Gundam Wing otakuness with the Fedration, Aliance and Unifide Nation thing going on...just throw some hot guys, mechs and two siblings fighting on oppisite sides and we have the next gundam series...hmm, Gundams and Pirates... it could totaly workor how about Gundam flying Pirate Ninjias ...oh ya!

Ok, ya it's late and I've had way too much cafeen today...