HAT: Hey! This is a story I've made involving some authors that I know (you know... through fanfiction) and if you're not on here, don't be offended. I didn't want a thousand authors, just some that I know kinda... sorta... you get the point! Also, this is gonna be random as heck soooo... yeah. *claps hands together eagerly* Yep! This is gonna be great (I hope). Please enjoy (and if any of the ones in the story aren't satisfied with how I presented you... I'm sorry).

Disclaimer: I don't own CATS nor any of the OCs save for Lyon (because I can't help, but put Lyon in everything).


Episode 1:
The Authors Are Coming, The Author's Are Coming!

Hi, I'm Jemaara (HAT)! I'm mostly black with brown paws, ears, and a pattern over brown eyes, I have weird curly fur, and I'm best friends with Skimble, Asparagus, Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer (c'mon, you gotta say both of their names, just like Coricopat and Tantomile!), Alonzo and Tugger. Otherwise, everyone else is my friend. Also, another interesting fact is that I'm running into the junkyard at top speed. You must be wondering why, huh (A/N: Yes! 4th wall broken down already!)? Well, you see, what had happened was, I asked some of my friends if they wanted to live in the junkyard instead of constantly visit... I didn't expect all of them to say yes, but guess what? They did. Some of them further away so it'll take longer for them to get here, but a few are on their way and I have to tell the tribe before they get here.

"Jem?!" Alonzo calls, twirling on his heel to catch my arm. "What's going on?"

"More cats are coming to live in the junkyard!"

"Who?"

"No time! Gotta tell everyone before they get here!"

He lets me go and I know he's conflicted about staying there to guard and finding out who. I figure he'll find out a little sooner than the others so I weave my way through the junkyard and curse under my breath. Why did the junkyard have to be so... maze-like? I get on all fours and run, knowing I will have little to no time before they come barging in after me. I round the last corner and slam into a large cat.

"Oh, sorry, Jemaara," mutters Bustopher Jones as he helps me up. "What's the rush?"

I hold up a finger and rush to the tire and jump up on it. The cats, thankfully, gather around to hear what I have to say.

I get a good lungful of air I'm my lungs before I speak, "Alright, everyone, there's new cats coming in! They visit a lot, but now they're gonna live here!"

"Who?" Munkustrap asks warily.

"All of them. Right now Estelle (Pouncii), Ruby (HumanGuineaPig), and Miles (Milesperhour)!"

I notice Bustopher jump and glance around at the mention of Estelle. You'll understand later. Everyone else starts muttering. These three are the ones that live closest, the rest of them will take a while to get here. Actually, that's a good thing since it'd be an overload for everyone if all of them came at the same time. Heck, it was an overload with me, what with all the random black holes popping up everywhere... Don't worry, I'm better. It only happens once a week, sometimes once every two weeks. Moving on from me, since the three are here!

Estelle, a young queen with a cream base while her chest and stomach are light brown, dark brown and some orange hatching and her paws, ears and tail are dark brown and light brown eyes, sneaks up behind the fat tux and shouts "boo," making him jump and whirl around.

"Hey, Bustopher," she giggles as he tries to get his fur to lie flat.

"Hello, Estelle," he murmurs.

"Sooo, if I don't scare you anymore will you bring me back some rice pudding?" she asks sweetly.

I roll my eyes and smile. Yes, despite her always trying to bribe him for food (and I have to admit, we've all done it), they're decent friends. Definitely not as close as she is to-

"Look out Pounce," Tumblebrutus mutters to his brother.

"Pouncival!" Estelle cheers and hugs him.

The emerald eyed young tom smiles. "Hey. It's been a while."

"I know, too long."

Ruby is much more calm than Estelle. She's on the shortish side with some curves, and has an interesting fur pattern with silver, bronze, and white splotched fur and black and brown patternings over it and her hair is short and messy, almost like Demeter's, but less uniform, and her eyes are a very pretty blue! She can see that Pouncival, one of her friends as well, is busy with his number one fan (who says that Tugger was the only one with a fan club?) and goes to Coricopat and Tantomile to talk.

"Hello, Ruby," Coricopat greets with a warm smile.

"Hello," she chirps, hugging them both.

She may seem calm now, but just you wait. She's more hyper than anyone would ever assume at first. Somehow she was the one to find the black hole with all the sweets in it and I don't know how because she was in, what I like to call, Hyper Mode.

I would go say hi to Miles and keep him company, but he's already got some of "the tom-kits (boys)" over there with him. Tumblebrutus and Plato managed to go over to greet him, but Pouncival was still being hung up, obviously. Miles is such a shy tom, which is one of the reasons he'd be constantly surrounded by the queens if they weren't currently trying to wrap their mind around everything. I know that this is gonna be fun... and that Macavity will avoid this place for a few weeks at least. That's a story for another time.

"Hey guys!" I call with a grin.

They turn to me and smile. "Hey, Jem!"

I jump down and get my hugs from all of them before I remember they don't know where their dens are. Whoops! I'll show them where their dens are later. I go to sit on Alonzo when I hear greetings towards my favorite cat in the entire world.

"Here it goes," Ruby mutters with an amused smile.

"Three mice that she'll jump on him immediately," Miles mutters.

"No, she'll want to make a point, I say five minutes," Estelle mutters.

Ruby hums and I can feel her observing me. "Hmmm... Five mice says an hour."

Humph! I'm gonna ignore him all day!... well, he did take my bacon, I think before I step towards Alonzo to sit on him, something he allows me to do surprisingly, when I step onto nothing and look down at what was awaiting me. "TELLIE TUBBIES!"

They laugh now, but wait until those things come out and try to munch on some cat. Immediately someone grabs my scruff and I'm held up like a kitten. Just because I'm smaller than most of the toms and queens doesn't mean I should be picked up like a kit!... wait a second. I the two new queens are being held the same way by Bustopher and Coricopat... we're short!

"How many times is it today?" Deuteronomy asks as he lifts me to eye level.

"Um... three," I murmur.

He rolls his eyes. "I go over to say hi to some cats and you're already going into a black hole and it's the one with the Tellie Tubbies?"

"At least it wasn't Barney," I point out.

He shivers. "Hopefully we won't go through that again. Be nice."

"I'm nice!" I declare before getting a look. "Okay, most of the time."

Being social and funny doesn't mean I'm exactly nice. Kinda mean spirited, I guess, but you watch someone trip on nothing and tell me that's not funny!

"That's right. Close up the black hole and stay out of trouble."

As soon as I'm set down I rush over to Estelle and hide behind her before sticking my tongue out at Deuteronomy kittenishly. He gives me a scolding look and I squeak and hide continue to try and hide, but fail. Before I know it Ruby's being run over by Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer while they're trying to escape Jenny and Jelly's wrath.

At least it's not me this time getting in trouble, I think as I rush over to Ruby and help her up. "You alright?"

"Yeah," she assures as she rubs her, most likely bruised, knee. "Just didn't expect that."

"We did," Coricopat and Tantomile say smugly.

"Oh, shut up," she grumbles.

I can't help, but laugh in amusement and receive a raised eyebrow. "What?" I ask innocently.

"Jemaara, when do we get our new dens?" Miles asks politely.

I perk up and immediately get to thinking on dens just perfect for them. "Okaaaaay, Estelle, you're is closest, then you, Miles, then your is farthest, Ruby. I've strategically placed all of you in adequate homes that aren't gonna disturb the peace."

"So basically Estelle's nowhere near Pouncival?" Miles says in amusement while sending a glance towards said queen.

"Far enough that no one that's violent when they wake up -ahem me ahem- but close enough that she won't be too disappointed. Ruby's pretty much near Cori and Tanto's den, and yours is generally near everyone. Any questions?"

"Is there indoor plumbing?" Ruby asks.

I open my mouth and close it, unsure. There are a few dens that have no active plumbing, but it can be fixed rather quickly. "Fifty-fifty chance."

"Great," the three mutter while I grin sheepishly at them.

-EPISODE EPILOGUE-

Miles tries to use the sink to wash dishes while Estelle tries to ready a bath, and Ruby (A/N: Hope you don't mind this) tries to flush the toilet and each end up utterly disappointed (though none more so than Ruby) and end up scowling and yelling at the same time, "Jemaara!"

Meanwhile Jemaara shivers. "I hope what's a good shiver..."


HAT: As you can see this is gonna be set up as a random series of "episodes" where mayhem and chaos ensues because we authors are insane! Any and all suggestions for future "episodes" are appreciated and some constructive criticism would be appreciated as well. Sorry for the long wait, those authors that are apart of this (and there are more authors gonna be dragged into this mayhem (of their own free will)) for the long wait, I just didn't know how to end it until tonight.

Mungojerrie: How long until the next chapter- er- "episode" comes out?

HAT: *shrugs* I dunno, after inspiration hits me with a ton of inspire-bricks?

Mungojerrie: *laughs and shakes head* Alright-y then. Review, all!