Disclaimer: Don't own sailor moon

Disclaimer: Don't own sailor moon

Author's Note: In a bad mood so I am going off on the scouts. Sorry if you don't like it don't read it.

Sailor Senshi go OOC

Neo-Queen Serenity

Usagi: I am not hungery and I am never going to touch junk food again. I think I will listen to Luna about my studies. Mamoru is a dickhead and so is Seiya. I think I am going to go fuck Melvin. I also love my daughter to much. I want her to be Melvin's child.

Ami: I study way to much. I am going to become like Usagi and not care for anything but myself. I love that way of life. And being a doctor sucks. I hater the thought of having to doctor sick people make me sick. I wan to be a ballerina.

Rei: I hate doing these damn Fire Readings. What do they mean anyways? I don't understand them, I just report them to the Senshi. I am not going to do anymore chores. Grandpa can do them why I go fuck Chad. You know Usagi is not a klutz, I think she is perfect. In fact, why can't everyone be like her? Then the world would be perfect.

Minako: I think I am going to be a slut when I grow up. I mean, I know I have enough pratice. I mean I flirt with every guys I meet. I was being a whore wot Tiger's-eye and Hawk's-eye. I mean not even Makoto leads guys on like that. I'm not even sure I like guys anymore. I am going to go rape Makoto.

Makoto: Cooking is stupid and umb. The only people who cook are weak, And I am not weak. I am going to be a pimptress. I can recruit Minako. Hey I am the on with the biggest breast, why shoyuldn't I use them. Oh Minako is here to rape me, I guess I should run.

Chibi-Usa: I love Usagi-chan. She is the best mother ever. And who cares about Mamoru. I like Melvin. I wish he was my dad. But Daddy is a good kisser. If I was the wicked lady then Helios will leave em alone and I can screw my father.

Setsuna: I hate the damn Gate of Time. The cal be overrunned with the Negaverse and I wouldn't care. I am going to have a normal life in the world as a policewoman. That way I can arrest Makoto for bieng a pimptress. I never liked that big boobed tramp.

Michiru: This damn violin is now firewood. Screw painting, all it does is ruiin my clothes. And Chlorine form the pool fucks up my hair. And I am not gay. I am having a affair with Mamoru. Sorry Haurka, but you cant beat Mamoru, damn is fine and well-equipped.

Haruka: To hell with the missions. They are made to be broken. And I am just going to sale my car and motorcycle. They are to dangerous for a young lady. I am going to buy dresses and sandals. Oh my god. Mamoru has been screwing me and god is he good.

Hotaru: I am Mistress Nine. I am the ruler of the Darkness. I am going to first kill those who hate and shame me because of my healing power. They will be the first to die. Chibi-Usa won't die. She will rule with me in the Darkness as my lover.

Luna: Usagi! Quit studing and eat junk food. A growning girl can never have too much sugar. I am going to meet Artemis. It is out "daily" meetings.

Artemis: Luna is a bad lover. Now Minako is a good lover. We screw around sometimes. I never knew a human could bend like that.

Mamoru: Usako is a great lover. But to tell the truth Ami is the best. I have slpet with every Senshi and I like Ami the best. I will not let destiny rule my life. Ami is to be the mother of Chibi-Usa, not the smart blonde Usagi.

Author's Note: I was mad and half asleep when I wrote this. I don't care if you like it or not I just wrote it.