Sanic wuz walkin down da street lookin fo his bezt m8 evah, Taels. While hee wuz walking he ran into his wurzt enemy. IT WUZ MURIO!

Sanic: so we meeet agean. FUR DER LERST TIEM!

Murio: I'm gonna jump on yer head just like I jumped on that bitchboy GOOOMBA last weeek. Bee4 I banged his dead nan!

Sanic: Ima steel all of yo coins and bang them on yo head. Then im gonna bang peech cause you can't stop meh.

Murio: Alright maddafakka. Lets go.

Sanic: CUM AT MEEE FAGIT!

Sanic drank sum mountain dew. Murio ate some Doritos that were nacho cheese. Sanic went fast aroond murio

Murio: SHIT. DAT'S 2FAST4ME.

Der spooky scary skeletons apeered as Murio died of tooo many doritos and retardedness.

Sanic: Get reccked fut man.

Sanic ran away from the scene cause da po po were cumming. Unfortunately, Sanic ran tooo fast and dieded.

THE END. FO NOWWWWW!

"dafuq did I just write? Put in the comments if you want to see what would happen if Murio won."