"Do you love me?"

"Of course I do"

"How much?"

"Sirius what are you going on about?"

"Just answer! Pretty please"

"Okay okay! Don't give me the puppy eyes"

"They always work on you though"

"Thats the point"

"Well tough I'll do them for as long as they still work, it's fun having you bend to my will, Remmy"

"I bent to your will last night you horny bastard, and stop calling me Remmy"

"But it's cute-hey wait you changed the subject! Sneaky little wolf"

"Its too easy, you get distracted by one thing or another-stop pouting"

"Then answer my question you big meanie!"

"Fine fine -sigh- you really want to know?"

"What part of our conversation brought you to think I didn't want to know?"

"Don't get sarcastic with me Siri. Okay, how can I put it...ah yes I know...Sirius 'I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach, when feeling out of sight'...happy now?"

"Aw..."

"Can I get back to reading now?"

"Aw..."

"Stop saying aw!"

"Okay then I'll say something else...Prongs you owe ten galleons, he used poetry to say how much he loves me"

"Dammit, how did you know he would?"

"Prongs why in God's name were you hiding behind the sofa?! How long have you been there?"

"About an hour, I sneaked in when you went to get your coffee, I was there because I knew Sirius would lie to me if you didn't use poetry...duh! I'm not giving up my money that easily"

"You're both gits"

"Aw poor Remmy, being tricked so meanly, I was going to use the money to buy you something anyway"

"Okay you're partially forgiven"

"So now that thats settled...Remmy you liked to be controlled in the bedroom huh?"

"Oh leave him alone, you made him blush, plus I mean how could he not want to bend to my will"

"I could avoid it quite easily thank you very much"

"Don't deny it Prongsie"

"I have Lily, I don't need you, you weirdo"

"-fake gasp- Well if you're going to be mean then leave!"

"Okay, Lily's expecting me anyway, I'm ten minutes late already, bye guys."

"Now that he's gone haven't you forgotten something...?"

"Yes!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! He didn't give me my money!!"

"I meant telling me how much you love me!!!"