A bit of explanition. I was having ENTIRELY too much fun on the internet when I came across www.amuse.com.
After a bit of exploring I came across the Amuse-O-Matic. I put in characters and objects from RandLand into
the Last Seinfeld Episode script and this is what came out.
The Lost Last Episode of Seinfeld - RandLand Edition
The show starts with Aviendhia, sitting in his apartment talking to his Aes Sedai Advisor on the phone when
suddenly Rand slides in through his main door. Rand then rubs his hands through his fingers, and exclaims,
"Hey, Aviendhia, I've got a great idea for a new book about Asha\' man
and their Forsakens.
Rand then opens Aviendhia's One Power and helps himself to a box of Sword. "A Forsaken book?" says Aviendhia.
"Yeah, and the great thing is, this book actually turns into a Forsaken."
Then all of a sudden, Asmodean walks in and screams, "All right! I can't stand living with my da\'tsang any more!"
"What happened this time?" Aviendhia asked.
"This time, I was reading a Far Dareas Mai Weekly magazine in the stool when my da\'tsang walks in and catches me..."
"Catches you?" mocks Aviendhia. "I don't understand what you....oh, catches you."
Then without warning Mat channels in the apartment with a cautious look on her face.
"Well, guess who came back to live with me."
"I don't know," says Aviendhia. "Ishmael from the Village People."
"No, my old Taint came back to my apartment last night and begged for me to cleanse."
Then Rand and Asmodean crowd around Aviendhia while Mat is yelling at him. All three of Aviendhia's friends a
re complaining at him at once. Suddenly, Aviendhia decides he can't deal with it anymore. Aviendhia bludgeons
Rand with a meat pie that he was eating, drowns Asmodean in his
bowl of the winds and pushes Mat out of the window where she lands on a small ogier.
"Finally," says Aviendhia. "Now I can finally live in peace and no one will ever bother me again....oh,
helllloo, Egwene."
After a bit of exploring I came across the Amuse-O-Matic. I put in characters and objects from RandLand into
the Last Seinfeld Episode script and this is what came out.
The Lost Last Episode of Seinfeld - RandLand Edition
The show starts with Aviendhia, sitting in his apartment talking to his Aes Sedai Advisor on the phone when
suddenly Rand slides in through his main door. Rand then rubs his hands through his fingers, and exclaims,
"Hey, Aviendhia, I've got a great idea for a new book about Asha\' man
and their Forsakens.
Rand then opens Aviendhia's One Power and helps himself to a box of Sword. "A Forsaken book?" says Aviendhia.
"Yeah, and the great thing is, this book actually turns into a Forsaken."
Then all of a sudden, Asmodean walks in and screams, "All right! I can't stand living with my da\'tsang any more!"
"What happened this time?" Aviendhia asked.
"This time, I was reading a Far Dareas Mai Weekly magazine in the stool when my da\'tsang walks in and catches me..."
"Catches you?" mocks Aviendhia. "I don't understand what you....oh, catches you."
Then without warning Mat channels in the apartment with a cautious look on her face.
"Well, guess who came back to live with me."
"I don't know," says Aviendhia. "Ishmael from the Village People."
"No, my old Taint came back to my apartment last night and begged for me to cleanse."
Then Rand and Asmodean crowd around Aviendhia while Mat is yelling at him. All three of Aviendhia's friends a
re complaining at him at once. Suddenly, Aviendhia decides he can't deal with it anymore. Aviendhia bludgeons
Rand with a meat pie that he was eating, drowns Asmodean in his
bowl of the winds and pushes Mat out of the window where she lands on a small ogier.
"Finally," says Aviendhia. "Now I can finally live in peace and no one will ever bother me again....oh,
helllloo, Egwene."
