I own nothing! I make no money off of this and it's all purely made up crazy lies by me. Lies! I swear none of this is true! This is just to make other people laugh. All copyright belongs to those who own them. All the wrestlers own them selves. So please ladies and gentlemen don't sue. This is a one shoot that ties into Of Friends, Enemies and Wrestling Rings; also lose ties to MissTraci's fic Ultimate Betray.
Dear Katie
Dear Katie
I'm a well-put together, very talented wrestler. I've got it all. But, I can't seem to get a break. Nothing I do goes my way! It's that Eric Young's entire fault! He beat me in a turkey suit on thanksgiving! The fans love him for it! Why?! I'm much better looking, talented and my hair is better too! I've even got the woman my ex-stable mate's been panting after for years working for me! I know it can't be my fault I keep losing to that paranoid skit! It must be her fault!
Sincerely Robert Roode.
Dear Bobby.
Your problems seem to stem form bad booking. Well at least for you anyway. You need to get some blackmail or higher Shelly to find some dirt. Mind you this will cost you some cash. However in the long run it will do wonders for your career. Also, have you thought about taking bookings in England or somewhere else? This will help you to forget about having to job to a guy in a turkey suit.
In regards to this woman who your ex-stalemate's been hot for. It is not her fault at all. Two don't blame her for crappy match makers. Three if your ex-pal's been after this woman for years. Then I'd start watching my back, you could end up having an accident. If this guys that hot for her, then well you do the math. One last thing have you given thought to a name change? You could change it too Dobby!
Katie
Dear Katie
I'm a young hot stud of a candain! My talent dazzles and amazes both americans and my fellow candains. Recently the heel stable I was in was forced to disband. Right now I've got no direction and I've been made to go face. While being a face is cool, (helps get more hook ups!) I don't seem to be in line for anything. Not even a feud with anyone I've got history with. This really bites and is bugging the hell out of me. I want to be seen for what I'm.
A kick ass wrestler! I didn't even get considered for paring with a woman I've had it bad for years! Well at least on camera anyway...I don't if a relationship would be a good idea. I mean she is a co-working, and look at what happened to poor Matt Hardy. But she's the only woman I know who makes my heart feel whole. Is this love? Please help!
Canadian Destroyer.
Dear Canadian Destroyer.
Being young, hot and talented is all good. But it seems as if your suffering from what is known as getting shoved to the mid or lower card. This happens when shortsighted tools get jobs as bookers or writers. My best advice is to take matters into your own hands. Crash the end of a match in which the on air love of your life is out. Declare your un-wavering love and desire for her, then also declare you know the baby is yours. Or you could woman-napp her.
This will force management to do something. They will have to come up with something to explain it. Be warned this could get you into trouble with them. Still sometimes you have to take a stand. Also if she makes you feel such powerful emotions.
Then it is love. Take things slow and court her right. However bewared mixing business with personal can be risky. I've been married twice to guys I worked with and each time it ended badly. It also got me a stalker in the way of Mark Briscoe. Who to this day keeps popping up out of nowhere trying to seduce me. As so here's a hint, stalking not a turn on.
Katie
Dear Katie
I'm a still hot, but not so young buck of a candain. I've still got talent and make things look as good as ever. I even have fan women who think I'm dead sexy. I admit it's been a while since I was in front of a crowd to wrestle. I've mostly been an on air manager. I'm short of upper management, but have to be careful of certain people's toes. How can I get back on air to show off my newly buffed up sexy body? I also admit it's short of a rush to be in front of a live crowd.
While I understand that the younger guys should get airtime. I feel like I've got a right to show off my happy and sexy self. Even if I'm so busy I make Bill Gates look like a slacker. I own a wrestling school, sports bar and still do upper management stuff! However I'm going through a divorce and it hurts like hell. I don't want to say good-bye. But my wife feels as if we have nothing left. Is there anyway I can get her to see; I will never love anyone else? I never meant to cheat with that hussy. I will never love anyone the way I love Maddy.
Scott
Dear Scott.
You my friend seem to be one busy man. Perhaps you should consider slowing down just a little? Still if being very active makes you happy then go for it. You seem like a man who knows what he wants. So if you want to get a little airtime, then find a way. If you have gotten yourself feeling and looking sexy and want to share it. Then come up with a way to get on camera. Perhaps to stop a beat down or to inflect pain on someone who you have history with on air?
Besides you're in a management position, a good place to garter blackmail. Which will surly bring down your foes and get you your airtime. As a two-time divorcee I know the pain and hurt that comes from a failed marriage. Trust me when I say the only thing that helps is time. However if you honestly still love this woman. The only thing you can do is tell her everything in your heart. But as in my own case of marital break up, sometimes love just ant enough.
Katie. ps. I know she still cares,
but I think she's going to need a lot of time. Hang in their Scott.
Dear Katie
I'm currently hiding in a secret location. I can't say too much, for I fear that the Rottweilers will find me! Those guys are criminals and are trying to cripple me. I need to find more people to help me. My group broke up a while ago and this leaves me high and dry. Please help me! I'm scarred enough of being fired, I don't want to be crippled too!
Eric Young.
Dear Eric
Place a call to Chris Daniels. This should take care of all of your Rottweilers problems. Or anything else that comes up. Just keep your eyes and hands well away form Allison. Even if he doesn't know it yet, Allison is the woman he wants to have children with. To have a long happy life, and do all shorts of married people stuff with. Daniels is if anything good at getting rid of people's problems. The man has a talent for getting rid of his enemies. Just make sure you don't become a problem for him when it comes to Allison.
Katie
Dear Katie.
Why can't I get any respect?! People boo me as if I was some no talent twit. Things are going down hill fast with no signs of stopping. While I'm used to being booed before, at my old job. I thought that things would be different this time around.
Why have my peeps forsaken me?! I use to get cheered as a god! Now people think I'm a $# and a #$ with bad breath. How is that they no longer luw me?! Please help! it's not like I'm hanging with he who can't keep his pants on! I'm a wrestling god damn it! People should pay attention to ME and love ME!
CC
Dear CC,
You know next time you should put more than CC! For a moment I thought you were someone else who also goes by CC. Which left me very confused and more than a little concerned. For I know that CC and he's a kick ass cool guy. Unlike you Mr. Whine. As for being booed, most heels get booed. Unless your Chris Daniels, in which case most people just bow down and kiss your feet. Because well...he is Christopher Daniels that's why. Try turning back face if you are that upset by it.
Katie.
