Warning: Fantasy-induced Crack.
Disclaimer: No own! Own-age goes to Masashi Kishimoto!
Sir Sasuke Uchiha. A brave and wonderful man, excellent soldier with unrivalled sword fighting skills and the ability to make any Lady wither with delight at a brief glance. The man who has slaughtered countless Dragons and Evil Over Lords. Currently being whacked to death over the head with a rather large bowl by a particularly pretty maid. In a field full of his laughing 'friends'.
'Hey, hey! What are you doing, woman?' He tried to prevent the woman creating brain damage by grabbing her bowl. Unfortunately, her grip was stronger than he thought it might be and was sent flying into a nearby tree. Pain spiked up and down his spine, as he continued to look bewildered.
'The name is Sakura. Sa-ku-ra. What were you doing, spying on me doing me washing? Hoping to cop a feel, huh?' She stared him down with furious eyes, hands on hips seen as she lost her weapon when she threw the poor man away.
He looked positively flabbergasted. 'Sakura, I would never do that. I was merely wishing to ask you if-.'
'I don't believe anything a person like you says. Lies and deceit.' she stared down at him haughtily.
'I wanted to ask you if you would care to come with me to the banquet tonight!' He yelled, making the crowd splutter with laughter, enhancing the embarrassed glow on his face. Sakura herself was blushing a pretty pink not too unlike her hair, giggling at the knight she had humiliated.
Sasuke couldn't believe it. He sat glaring at his team mates, Sakura, Sai and Naruto, whilst they sniggered at him, having woken him up from his desk-top slumber. 'Why were you shouting about saving me from Dragons? Been playing D'n'D with Shikamaru again?' Sakura laughed even harder at Sasuke's glare. He crossed his arms on his chest and 'Hmph'd', choosing to stare out of the window instead of look at the mocking fellow Shinobi.
'Well at least I know you love me now. Even if it is in your dreams.' Sakura had a wicked glint in her eye as she said those words. 'Come on, Tsunade has a mission for us.'
This is the first in a series of crack drabbles. Because I am on study leave and my brain is a bit hay wire. Not going to be pairing specific, but do expect fluff from a pairing you may not like. None of the updates here will be longer than 1000 words. K?
Blame my writing of a Fantasy story and then getting sidetracked by the new chapter of Naruto.
