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All the Gundam Pilots On An Island
I do not own Gundam Wing, I will never own Gundam Wing.


:some dumb Destiny's Child music comes on::
I'm a survivor!

Narrator: Welcome to Gundam Wing: The Island! We stuck all the happy peppy Gundam pilots on an island together, and filmed what they did.
You find some of these revelations disturbing, so I suggest you put your parents...

Wufei: Just get on with it baka!

Narrator: Sheesh.......

(Morning)

Wufei: *yawn* NANI!?

Duo: Mornin' sleepyhead, do you know where the heck we are?

Heero: On an island south of South City....oops, wrong show.

Wufei: *thwap* OUR show is better than that DragonBall Z thingy!

Duo: You actually watched it?

Heero: Yuh huh, it was on Toonami's Rising Sun.

Duo: YOU WATCH TOONAMI!? ARGH! *thwaps Heero with a spatula*

Heero: *mutters* Baka......

Duo: Fine then, so, why the hell are we on this crappy island?
And who is making us do this?
Why is the sky blue?
Why do I keep asking so many questions?

Heero: Because you're a long haired freak.

Duo: Ohhhh....... HEY!

Heero: Hehe.....

Duo: Miha.... anyhoo, why are we here?

Quatre: *skips in looking all happy*
Morning everyone! The sun is shining! The birds are singing! The sky is blue! Oh, how I love nature!

Wufei: Should you kill him or should I?

Duo: Ne, let the blonde eco-freak do his thing.

Wufei: *sighs* Fiiiiine, hey, where's Trowa?

Quatre: He was standing on the beach, just staring out to sea.

Heero: I knew something was up with him....... he's so quiet..... HE'S PLOTTING AGAINST US ALL!

Duo: *thwap* Aren't I supposed to be the dumb one?

Heero: No.... *points at Quatre who is dancing with butterflies* ....he is

Quatre: Tra la la, butterflies are so graceful! They're like.....cantelopes!

Duo: He scares me.

Wufei: He scares us all.

Heero: I have a gun you know, can't we just shoot him?

Duo: No, this could be fun!

Heero: Yeah.... so, what are we supposed to do on this island?

Treize: I'm glad you asked Heero, you see, you all have to survive together, to work as a team, because I believe that.....

(a loud bang is heard and Treize falls down......cheer)

Heero: Hehe, if I have to be stuck on an island, I DO NOT want to be stuck with that freak.

Quatre: Heero! You have destroyed part of nature! And now my dear Treize, your body shall become one with the earth that bore you.

Wufei: O.....K O.O;

Duo: That was weird.

Heero: UGH! *blasts Treize's body with his gun some more*

Quatre: TRRRRREEEEEEIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZEEEEEE! *slaps Heero*

Wufei: Oh great, we have a Relena wannabe over here.

Heero: *points his gun to his head* I'll do it, I will. I'll......I'll....do it! *trembles*

Quatre: *slaps Heero again* DON'T DO IT HEERO!

Heero: Look baka, if I have to be stuck on an island with you for more than five seconds, life ain't worth living.

Duo: Cut the guy some slack, he was abused as a child.

Quatre: Yes, my parents kicked me out of the only place I could call home.

Duo: We feel for you....... NOT

Wufei: Look, can we PLEASE figure out something to do than diss Britney Spears.

Quatre: I like Britney Spears :(

Heero: THAT'S IT! *pulls trigger, nothing happens* Oops, I wasted all my on ammo on Treize.

Duo: Argh, that guy is NOT worth wasting your bullets on.....can I knock you out with my ponytail?

Heero: No, because that would be gay.

Duo: Oh...right.

Wufei: He-llo!? Guy on edge over here waiting for something to do!

Heero: Oh go blow it your ear freak.

Wufei: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?

Heero: No...

Wufei: Good..... *sneers*

Quatre: *starts singing* The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuuuuuusic.......

Heero: NO NO NO! ARGH! I'M GOIN' NUTS! I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT TROWA IS DOIN'!

(Heero leaves)

Duo and Wufei: Wait for us! *dash after him*

Quatre: *still singing* I go to the hills, when my heart is looooonely.......

(at the beach)

Heero: Hey Trowa! What are ya doin'?

Trowa: Contemplating life.

Duo: Can we join you?

Trowa: No.

Wufei: Please, please, PLEASE! We had to put up with freakazoid and his love of nature.

Trowa: You only say that, because you don't UNDERSTAND nature.

Duo: Not another fruitcake.....

Trowa: I am not a fruitcake, more like the cake your mom makes, dark and mysterious.

Duo: OI! *tries to attack Trowa*

Heero: Calm down, he's obviously lost it.

Wufei: *quickly suggests something* Can we eat?

Duo: Yes, if we can find anything to eat on this damned island.....

Heero: I think I saw some berries on the way over, let's go back!

(they all run back, leaving Trowa alone, who is just standing there, looking blank)

Trowa: The sea is so blue, like......... cantelopes.

(back at the hut)

Heero: Hey, I think I hear someone moaning!

Duo: Let's go see!

(they all go to the bush)

Wufei: It's....Nature Boy.

Quatre: I ated the purpleberries.....they taste like......buuuuuurning!

Wufei: I guess that's breakfast gone.

Heero: Let's go hunt crabs.

Duo: Yay.....

(they go back to the beach)

Heero: *points* Trowa is STILL there!

Wufei: Just leave him, he's in his little fruitcake world. *snigger*

Duo: OK, so then, let's rustle up some crabs! *starts digging*

Heero: Hey, I found a purty shell!

Wufei: *thwap* FIND ME....ERRR....I MEAN US SOME DAMN CRABS!

Duo: Keep diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin' YEAH!

Heero: Please, don't sing. Please.

Duo: Fine, you're just jealous of my wonderful voice.

Heero: Oh puh-lease.....

Wufei: I got one! I got one! OW! I don't got one! *sniff*

Heero: I'll get it *does a sort of James Bond kinda thing*
HIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAH! *pounces*

Duo: He did it. He got the crab! YAY!

Wufei: Can I have it?

Heero: No, MINE!

Wufei: *sniffs* OK.....

(Heero, using his interlect, fries the crab using the sun and reflections off of the water. He sits there, eating it)

Duo: I got one!

Wufei: You baka, that's a gold ring!

Duo: Ohhhh *throws it back in the water*
Purty ripples!

Wufei: *anime sweatdrop* Anyway, I've found one, and it's MINE! HAAAAAAI!

Duo: Can we share?

Wufei: NO! *eats his crab raw*

Duo: Awwww..... *sniffles* All I wanted was an ickle bit of cwab..... *sob*

Wufei: Ahhhh, quit blubberin'

Narrator: Well, that was a fun morning!

All GW pilots: NO IT WASN'T BAKA

Narrator: Ehehe.......tune in next time, where we see what these guys do in the afternoon!

All GW pilots: Is Quatre in it?

Narrator: Quatre's probably dead....

Quatre: I'm not dead..... MWA HA HA!

Heero: O.O;