It was an ordinary day of a person's life, normal duties, ordinary desires, but he was not ordinary. For fifteen years he has unusual gift - electricity, for fifteen years he has a split personality, but he had all these years to hide it. But his patience was coming to an end.
- How much can you! Fifteen years you put up with all this! - Screamed his alter ego - I have tired to endure! I already want to jump out of your head and kick ass boss!
- Calm down Jay! - Mentally he replied "master" - We will soon get used to it all.
- Oh yeah! Of Course! You already fifteen years speaks to me! - Shouted to him the second person - Oh yes, I also cannot wait to kill someone, I'm like "plagiarism" villain from the comics!
- Jay, calm down! - Loudly told him "master" - Do you think I'm not tired? I also want you to release to the head, but you each week noing about it! Do you want a life like yours "comics you"? Then let's find pistols, and mount a gang of clowns for a bank robbery! You want it, Joker?!
- Okay, calm down! - Soothed him Joker - I'll try to hold out for another week, but if you have not slept electricity chief, earlier than I beat him up by the crowbar.
- I have long not use this gift for evil - answered him "master" - I use it for an infinite source of energy. Little money and pay for an apartment it is necessary.
- That's it! - Said Jay - You use this power in an empty! And we must help people like that dude from the console game!
- Cole McGrath? - Asked his "master" - Want something I became super-hero? And it says to me, "the main villain of Batman."
- Well, as you want - calmly replied Jay - only then do not be offended at me when to work late.
The man looked at his watch, exactly eight. He abruptly blew up off the couch and "flew" through the doorway. Morning bus had just been pulled away from the stop. And before the start of the working day less than a twenty-five minutes.
- Can you use your "super powers"? - Jay asked. He went into the alley, where once again was electro-guard, he looked around and touching the plate, began to move faster than the speed of the train. He felt all the electronics in the apartment, he felt better than nowhere. Five minutes later, the man was in the alley, on the street where his place of work was. Entering the building, he heard a voice hailing him:
- Victor! - There was fury voice. Victor turned and saw the chief. He was formidable as ever - Come into my office in five minutes! - Thus, the chief disappeared into the crowd of workers.
- Things are bad. - Jay noticed.
- And do not tell. - Victor agreed.
Five minutes later, Victor entered the room and saw no one. He was about to leave, but just as he turned his face came a fist, breaking his nose and glasses.
- How do you make me sick! - Growled the voice of the chief.
- What ... I ... did not ... so ... this time...? - Barely pronouncing said Victor.
- That's the thing that's nothing - angrily replied the chief - I wanted to beat you like you just became my assistant! - Beating Victor in rib by foot, said chief - Working respect you, meet you work, and to me they are treated like shit on the director's chair! - Angrily went on to say the chief - But today you will suffer, I'm tired to endure! I finally could fire you! - Has shouted explained Head
- Tired mean? - With impudence asked Victor - You know, I'm too tired to endure your humiliation!
And with these words, Victor writhed in pain, his face pale, brown hair was bright green, his face formed a smile, and gray-green eyes were bright green. He got up and the blood that flowed from his cubes swept bloody fingers around the lips and laughed. Chief was shocked and tried to run away from the office, but as soon as he touched the door, his hand through pierced handle, pinning him to the door.
- Well, well, what are you running? - Asked with a smile Joker - that you were so brave, and now as a mouse running away? What?! Beating nerds nicer than the clowns?!
- No! Just do not clowns! Just do not clowns! – Afraid, repeated chief
- Clowns? - Asked him Joker - Where do you see here clowns? Oh, that's me! - Laughing in all throat, teased him.
Joker took a knife and clerical desk chief and put his cheek chief
- Why are you so serious? Oh, this replica is already taken! - Teased, laughed Joker.
- Please take away campaign, take all the money, but do not kill me! - Suggested chief frightened.
- No, not interested! - Refused Joker - I wanted this much earlier, even before your pathetic jealousy! VOLUNTARY! But you are to blame for what is happening now. And you'll pay for it! - And he pulled a knife.
Coming out of the office, even in the guise of the Joker, he declared:
- Workers, despotism, insults, and vulgarity against female staff now discontinued! Your "Hitler" is now in his office with a very sweet smile and nailed to the door by the pen! Now I think that now's your favorite deputy Victor, now is your favorite director!
- Director? Ha, yes it is a weakling cannot do anything right! - Said one of the workers
- Are you serious? This bespectacled moron? He's not better than that fat asshole! - Cried the woman.
And all the workers started screaming, insulting Victor. Joker smile there also disappeared and instead formed on her face anger.
- Enough! – Took out the bomb, called Joker - How dare you! Victor is a very good man, he respected you, encourage, friends, and you're talking about him saying nasty things! He gave you a salary secretly from his superiors, he gave gifts and hosted corporate events, he respected you all!
After these words, those working were replaced from anger to a disadvantage.
- But if you are, you will never see here nor me, nor Victor. Farewell! - Hiding a bomb, Joker said goodbye and walked out of the building.
Two hours later, Joker sat at the bar and booze. Near his place was already five corpses were all bikers. Joker looked at the bodies and told the owner of the bar:
- Do you mind if I take one of their bikes? They are unlikely they are needed. - He laughed drunken laughter. After leaving the bar, he sat down on one of the bikes started, put on a helmet and rode through the streets, shooting every police car and laughing loudly. Chased him for another three hours, but the Joker little sobered up and turned into the alley, left the bike, took off his hat and left the gun, which was broken by frequent shots. He went outside, he moved on two police officers, but missed, wrapped in the same lane and came up with the sour face and Joker only to laugh himself. Returning home, Joker immediately went into the room, ridges on the bed and fell asleep.
