Disclaimer: I own Sherlock just as much as I own the song "do you want to build a snow man. Which is 0% It's not the same one of as on YouTube, which i do not own. Just so that is clear.

Auteurs note: IMPORTANT! The first two parts is Sherlock trying to get John to stop being mad after he screwed up one of John's dates and the last part is after the Reichenbach fall.

Summary: a parody of Do you wanna build a snowman.

Do you wanna solve a murder?

1. Do you wanna solve a murder?

Get a cab and hurry up,

I never see you anymore,

Come out the door,

It's like you moved away,

You used to be my blogger,

And now you're not,

At least you could tell me why!

Do you wanna solve a murder?

It might even be a massacre?

* Sod off Sherlock!

Okay fine!

2. Do you wanna solve a murder?

Or tell Anderson he is wrong?

I think some company is overdue,

I started talking to the scull in our flat.

It gets a little lonely

All this extra room,

Just watching the cases fly by!

Bo-ring bo-ring bo-ring bo-ring

3. Sherlock? Please, I know you're out there

People are saying you were a fake

They say "stop believing"

Which is what I refuse to do

I'm right here for you

Just don't be dead

I used to be so lonely

And I own you much

What am I going to do?

Do you wanna solve a murder?