A Poem

By: Hans Moleman

The world's beauty I cannot see.

My cataracts are blinding me.

Bart's USA Anthem

By: (DUH) Bart Simpson

Hey, America, you're so fine;

You're so fine it blows my mind.

America!

Homer's Food Song

By (DUH) Homer Simpson

I like pizza; I like bagels;

I like hot dogs with mustard & beer;

I'll eat eggplant; I could even eat a baby deer.

LALALALALALALALALALA

Who's a baby deer on the lawn? …

Italian Gibberish

By: Homer Simpson

Hamenjamulahgonzagalaendopheliaola! Ayeayeayeetconconlestudioma!

Koranikabulevaneeleeh! HEY!