"Happy New Years!" Matt shouted in the most annoying way humanly possible.

"God, Matt! Shut the heck up! I swear, you have had way too many drinks tonight." Mello fumed as he rubbed his temples.

London might seem like a nice place but come New Years Eve and things can get a little crazy. The London Eye seemed to glow as hundreds upon thousands of fireworks lite up the night. The frosty winter air seemingly forgotten as people looked up with amazement and awe.

"Please quiet down, you two are giving me a migraine." Near said as he sat in the windowsill of the common room. The bright fireworks making his skin glow every few seconds was a sight to see.

"Oh come on Neary!" Matt slurred.

"Honestly, what kind of an orphanage is Roger running letting children get a hold of alcohol?" Near sighed, turning his head so as not to breath in any of Matt's drunken breath.

"Lighten up a little~! It's New Years!"

"Actually, the new year started three minutes ago."

"...Shut up and have a drink."

"No."

"You know, L drinks." Matt said in a sad attempt to get Near wasted.

"No he doesn't and you know that." Near said, looking up into the sky.

"Eh, it was worth a shot." Matt said as he downed his eighth cup of greatly spicked eggnog.

"Matt, you need AA." Mello said as he grabbed the bottle of brandy Matt was trying to down.

"And you need CA."

"CA? Really?"

"Yup~! But I'll go with you, Dear!" Matt started giggling and then broke out into an all out manaical laugh.

"Jesus! Who taught you to laugh? Kira?" Mello said.

"No, BB did before he left." Matt giggled some more.

"Why am I here?" Near thought aloud.

"Maybe this is all some huge imaginary world being controlled by a 15 year old girl with nothing else to do but make up stories about three boys created by two Japanese people who were probably on something as they created it all." Matt said, as if in a trance. "But that would be stupid. I mean, come on! One of the people who created it, half the population of the entire world doesn't even know their gender!" Matt hiccuped and fell down on the floor, passed out.

Mello was trying to stifle a fit of laughter while Near sat there, looking from Mello to Matt.

"I guess one drink won't hurt." He said as he downed some of Matt's eggnog.


A/N: ....Don't even ask. I was really inspired to write this when my kitten climbed into our Christmas tree and started playing with the ornaments.
HAPPY NEW YEARS EARTHLINGS!!!!

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