Can't Hold Us
By: HairyLegs 1213
A/N: Another maybe-continued-to-another-story, another dream-inspiring-back-stabbing-idea-that-came-through me HEHEHE ^^; Please be patient with me! I cant think properly for the other chapters in karaoke with the GoM AND babysitting 5 aliens o;
As you can see, HairyLegs 1213 is still 13 yrs. Old, and I'm still busy with my school exams. So im probably not gonna post some chapters for a little while.. but ill make it up to you guys!
Disclaimer: I don't own the following KuroBasu characters… they own themselves XD
3RD Person's P.O.V
Squeak, skittttt, squeak, skiittttt~!
Squeak, skittttt, squeak, skiittttt~!
Squeak, skittttt, squeak, skiittttt~!
"THE HECK, SHUT UP ALREADY!" Kagami shouted to no one, as long as the annoying sound just goes away, dammit!
"I'm sorry, Kagami-kun, but I need to do this.. it is for the American basketball team's arrival here in the gym today, I am excited." Kuroko said, still moving the too-heavy-for-his-own-good table. Kagami sighed, half- tired from working since morning, half- excited to see a basketball team from U.S to give a warm greeting for their sister school in Los Angeles. Even Kagami didn't realized this up until recently when Coach announced that Seirin has a sister school there.
" Yeah, I know, let me help you, who even asked you to move this on your own? As if showing a pun is not a joke an I don't even get what half of what I say anymore." moving to the side of Kuroko, and with one big push, he moved it in the perfect place, to Kuroko's dismay. (Kuroko: I did that almost 30 mins…! And he…!)
"Thank you Kagami-kun, even if Kagami-kun is just sputtering pointless accusation on Aida-san's specific jobs for each player today since she is worked up as well, that is pretty bold Kagami-kun." Kuroko said in his usual deadpanned voice and dull eyes.
He visibly flinched and scowled at the shorter boy in front of him "Wha..! shut up, I didn't know that it was Coach who gave you this.. UGH! Never mind!" and with that, he went to his particular job before, huffing and muttering how stupid a table is and how he wanted to practice for basketball. Kuroko just nodded, silently chuckling at Kagami's usual antics.
TIME SKIP! (~^0^)~
"Art! Don't run in the school gates yet! Wait for us!" a red-headed boy shouted and grabbed the taller boy by the arm, pulling with all his strength to straighten his posture. Obviously annoyed, he grabbed his paper fan and..
SMACK!
"ITAI!"
"that's for being too childish, Art" another boy, purely American, said to his teammate calmly holding on his partner's back-pack for some—
"waahhh~ don't be like that Ace-face(1)! I'm just clearly excited for this particular day! you know that the team here won the Japanese Winter Cup last year! Waaahhh~! So exci—!"
SMACK!
And with that, Shino Arthur Joshua, the great defender and center of the group at the height of 190 cm, ended his life because of being annoying to his team and dramatically died in the hands of their cute Manager/Coach, Ryota Sato, a pure Italian with a temper of a pissed-off gangster (which he isn't) which was visibly angry at Arthur.
"Hey, where's Jairiah?" a very tall boy said looking around annoyed, a vein popping out miraculously in his royal half-Swedish alabaster skin, ignoring the soul of their teammate lurking away from his body.
"Don't give a shit about Sora's whereabouts since he comes back here next to me, you know he obviously went to the bathroom." The pure American, who has beautiful gold-like hair and amazing pastel-blue eyes, and by the name of Chase Monday Bennett, said to the totally-clear-that-I'm-annoyed-to-the-Jairiah-guy.
"Really? A bathroom magically appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the road and Jairiah-san went in and must having the time of his life because there's a partying unicorn inside… USE YOUR HEAD, Chase-kun" a pink-headed boy, with a messy small ponytail in front and was known to be the 'Pink terror' when it came to basketball, and by the name of Nike Mo— ershh.. said sickly sweet to him making Chase shudder in fear.
"O-of c-course I'm j-joking, but Captain—!" Chase was interrupted when a gruff, deadpanned voice joined in, earning yelps of surprise from the 4 boys.
"Taicho(2), I'm sorry if I left, I just found there is a fast-food restaurant earlier and decided to buy their vanilla milkshake, it was very tasty I still have some" he continued not minding his team's shocked faces.
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"J-j-j-j-j… JAIRIAH, YOU DISAPPEARING BASTARD!"
"O-oh, no, no, no! V.O, don't kill my partner yet!" Chase glared at the oblivious Jairiah and held back V.O along with Nike and Sato.
"I'm sorry if I did something wrong" he said still deadpan.
You almost gave us a heart attack, you bastard of a ghost!— the whole team sweat-dropped and kept the tall teenager in check in his temper and of the peaceful environment around them.
"W-what was that noise outside?" Coach Aida said to Hyuuga Junpei, the captain of Seirin Basketball Team and the shooting guard, just hummed in agreement before saying..
"Kagami and Kuroko go check if it's them. If you don't come back at all.." Hyuuga simply shouted, showing that he will surely be pissed-off to the busy teens. Kagami groaned and nodded grumbly, Kuroko went outside already, the others sweat drop at the scene and went back to their finishing touches.
"Sheesh, captain can be also be pushy.. why are they even going to visit" Kagami almost pouted, almost, since men don't pout— Courtesy of Kagami Taiga and Aomine Daiki.
"Kagami-kun is such a clown sometimes" Kuroko, who was showing a ghost of a smile, said to his light with no hesitation at all.
w-waahh, so cute!— Kagami screamed inside his head as his face turned beet red and while his heart made a 'kyuuuunn' -ingsound.
"Kagami-kun?" tilting his head cutely (haha XD)
That's not helping, Kuroko!— Kagami screamed again.
Name: Arthur Joshua Marcus Lloyd Sherman John
Last name: Shino
Year: 2nd Year
Nationality: half- American, half- Japanese
Age: 17
Height: 190 cm
Position: Center
Birth date: July 4
Sign: Cancer
Known-to-be: Sweety-pie
Name: Jairiah Marks
Last name: Dela Sora
Year: 2nd year
Nationality: Filipino
Age: 18
Height: 195 cm
Position: Small forward
Birth date: May 13
Sign: Taurus
Known-to-be: No-man-can't-do
Name: Chase Monday
Last name: Bennett-Jacksons
Year: 2nd year
Nationality: American
Age: 16
Height: 193 cm
Position: Power Forward
Birth date: December 19
Sign: Sagittarius
Known-to-be: Ace-Face
Name: Vale Oliver Ryan
Last name: Kjellberg- Terry
Year: 3rd year
Nationality: Half- Swedish, half- American
Age: 18
Height: (please don't be shock) 201 cm
Position: Shooting Guard
Birth date: November 17
Sign: Scorpio
Known-to-be: V.O (don't ask)
Name: Nike Satsukari
Last name: ?
Year: 2nd year
Nationality: half- Japanese, half- American
Age: 17
Height: 178
Position: Point Guard
Birth date: August 31
Sign: Virgo
Known-to-be: Captain Pinkie XD
Name: Sato Virgadi
Last name: Ryota- Vinacelli
Year: 2nd year
Nationality: Italian
Age: 17
Height: 168 cm
Position: Coach/Manager
Birth date: January 28
Sign: Aquarius
Known-to-be: Foreigner ( Italian Hitler— teammates declared secretly)
Group name: "Elite Five"
"That's all?!" coach Aida shouted at her phone, completely flabbergasted
"Y-yes, it seems the school kept the information for future purposes.. very sly indeed." The caller said
"That's not what I want! I need more information befo—" she was caught off when a childish voice broke inside the gym
"Heeeellllllllloooooooooooooo everyboddddddyyyyyyyy~! (/U)/"
Too late!— Aida screeched inside her head
"Coach! Our visitors arrived!"Kagami shouted
"I KNOW THAT, BAKAGAMI!" Aida shouted to him then..
Swooooshhhh~
PWACK!
"OW!"
SPLAT!
*Kagami faced plant on the ground while blood was slowly seeping out*
"poor Kagami-kun.." Kuroko sweat-dropped and so was the visitors
"Kagami.. are you alright?" Seirin team asked dully
"was that Kagamin you just killed? And Tetsu-kun~!" the caller squealed making Aida wince
"Later Momoi…" she said finally, gritting her teeth in annoyance.
"Wait! TEEETTSSUU— beep, beep, beep" she tucked away her phone and faced the obvious foreigners, smiling sweetly while behind her was the scene of the crime of Kagami Taiga
*Cough*"May I ask who was your caller?" a boy with pick hair but the tips were black ask, while not making himself embarrassed even more not that he was.
"Huh? You mean me…?"
"Yes, you"
"Umm… Momoi Satsuki is her name, why?" narrowing her eyes slightly to the boy making sure he isn't a stalker or something.
Is he the captain?
"Satsuki..?"
" .ha, yes, he is, Miss Aida Riko-san" a short red-headed boy with a button-up shirt, a gold whistle dangling over his neck, and khaki shorts with red flip-flops showed up behind a very tall boy with a poker-face on and was practically staring at no one in particular, weird, did he just stuttered?
Wait, did he just answered my question?!
"it was pretty clear, Aida-san" the boy, maybe named Sato, was sweat-dropping while she still showing a confused look
"Aida-san, this the coach and manager of the Elite Five" Kuroko said out of nowhere
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"Eeeeeppp!" Aida, Sato, V.O, Chase, Shino, Koganei, Fukuda, Furihata, Kawahara, Tsuchida, Mitobe (although he just widen his eyes) Hyuuga, Izuki, Kiyoshi, and somehow Kagami (in his bloody state) yelped in surprise.
"I apologize if I scared you" Kuroko said stoic-ish again
"YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE IT'S SINCERE, KUROKO!" Seirin shouted
"so you must be Kuroko.." a gruff voice said behind Furihata, making the brown beauty squeak and fell on his butt hard.
"G-g-g-g-g-ghost!" he pointed out to the stranger
"S-sora! Don't join on the fright show! Both of you are giving us a heart attack!"
"I'm just delighted that I met the shadow of Seirin's basketball team, I should know, since I am like that too" he said straight forward
"You know Kuroko?" Kagami stated standing up on his previous spot and standing in front of Jairiah, Chase narrowed his eyes.
"you must be Kagami Taiga, ace and light of Seirin, pleasure to meet you" he said
"A very polite Kouhai.." Hyuuga muttered earning attention from V.O
"You know he's at the same age as you?" he said bored out of his mind
Blink
Blink
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!" Aida shouted
"What's wrong coach?" Kiyoshi asked
"Stupid Teppei…!" Aida said, readying her shoes for a throwing exercise.
"Coach…!"
PWACK!
PWACK!
Tbc.. =3=
NONSENSE MODE! (~3~)
Ace- face(1)- since Chase is the ace, he is sometimes cocky in his own accord, making the captain and his team annoyed at him, if ever.
Taicho(2)- means Captain, Jairiah knows a little bit of Japanese hehehe..
This is totally not in my agenda.. but part 1 is up! This things need a little editing cause it's FULL OF NONSENSE
HONESTLY!
Please insert a little love by reviewing this or even liking the story, please? *puppy/kitten dog/cat eyes* PLEASE~?
Thank you.. *sincere voice*
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