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Previously in Because that is how Mr. and Mrs. Laugh do it...

1 minute later

Dave's shoelaces had come untied.

He tripped. I fell straight on top of him.

Hitting him in the face with my nunga-nungas.

Rollo and Jools were still dancing near us.

Rollo laughed like a loon on loon tablets.

'Gosh are you two okay?' Jools sounded really concerned as I climbed off of Dave.

Rollo's still laughing. 'Of course there alright... Because that is how Mr. and Mrs. Laugh do it.'

I helped Dave to his feet.

'Is the Hornmeister okay?'

'Nrrrghh...' That's my Dave.

1. Wee Leprechaun Flying the Plane

Friday, 15 June

12:23 pm, Departure Lounge

Watching my betrothed flirting with the airhostesses.

Amelia and Rebecca sat either side of me.

'We'll make Sweetie Pie stop...'

'If he's like bothering you.'

I shook my head. 'It's doesn't bothering me. He's just bored.'

3 minutes later

Dave winked at me.

I laughed: he never changes.

We've been official snogging partners for almost 8 months.

It feels like 8 years, so vair much has happened.

1 minute later

It's a shame the Ace Gang couldn't come to the wedding.

12:30 pm

Snogging Dave. Number 6.

Hmmm... Nip libbling.

What was I saying about the Ace Gang?

2 minutes later

'Kittykat... Why is the Hornmeister so lucky?'

I smiled. 'Hmmm... The Hornmeister is enticing, not lucky.'

Dave laughed.

'Arr... Sex Kitten has the horn for le Biscuit.'

'The Biscuit would like that, wouldn't he?' He's so full of himself.

12:42 pm

Getting on the plane. I'm leading Dave behind me down the aisle.

'Does Kittykat want the window seat?'

'Not if the Hornmeister would like it.'

'Nah... My Sex Kitten may have it.'

He's so cute. 'Awww... Davey you're so cute.'

Dave gave me a funny look.

1 minute later

Sitting in our seats with our seat belts fastened.

I let Dave have the window seat. He's such a big kid.

Our captain for today is Jimmy O'Reilly.

He has a thick Irish accent. Dave laughed.

'Blimey O'Reilly... Top of the morning to ya. It's a wee leprechaun flying the plane.'

Roxanne quickly smacked Dave for making fun... And Ash kicked Dave's seat.

'David, you forget we Irish are also stereotypical violent.'

Dave sunk in his seat. 'Sorry Ash.' I laughed.

3 minutes later

Dave's imitating the airhostess as she goes through the safety procedures.

It's vair amusing. 'If we should have to evacuate the plane. Please remove any pants and in an orderly fashion make your way to the exits marked here and here.' I laughed.

I didn't find it funny that the plane might crash. Dave was putting on a tres tres stupid accent... And he's rudey dudey-ly adding pants at vair inappropriate places.

12:51 pm, Take off

The Hornmeister'sholding Kittykat's hand. 'Kittykat is vair quiet.'

I smiled. 'Maybe she has nothing to say to the Biscuit.'

Dave raised his eyebrows. 'That's not naice Sex Kitten.' I laughed.

1 minute later

Dave's pouting at moi. 'Aww... Did Kittykat hurt the Biscuit's feeling?'

I took hold of the Biscuits hand. He didn't speak.

I'll give it a few minutes.

4 minutes later

Snogging Dave. Number 6.

1:13 pm

We've finished taking off.

Dave wants to flirt with the airhostesses again.

Kittykat won't let him. 'But Kittykat doesn't want Davey to go.'

Hehe... The Biscuit's gone vair quiet. I laughed.

1 minute later

Running my fingers through Davey's hair.

'Hornmeister, Kittykat didn't mean it. The Biscuit can flirt with the pretty ladeez if he likes.'

A cheeky grin appeared on the Biscuit's face. 'Ooo... Is Kittykat on the turn?'

1 minute later

Biffed Davey around the head.

'Don't be rudey dudey. Kittykat was trying to be naice.'

'Arr... Well the Biscuit likes when Kittykat strokes his hair.'

I smiled. 'Does he now?' He nodded: I laughed.

3 minutes later

Snogging Dave. Number 7¾.

'Lobe you Kittykat.'

5 minutes later

'Has the Biscuit been to Pizza-a-gogo land before?'

'Indeed... The Biscuit was baby.'

'Oh... Is it naice?' Dave raised his eyebrows.

'Kittykat, the Biscuit was baby. He doesn't remember.'

1 minute later

Thinking about the Laugh's old home movies.

Dave was such a cute little thing.

'Why are there no home movies of it?'

'Arr... The Biscuit hid them. There's one of him on the beach in his nappy.'

I smiled. Kittykat would have to be finding that home movie.

'The Biscuit doesn't like the look in Kittykat's eyes.' I laughed.

'You were such a cute baby, you know?'

Dave is giving moi death glares. 'But the Hornmeister is vair much sexier now.'

1 minute later

The cheeky grin was back on Davey's face.

'Sex Kitten, you are such a minx.'

'The Hornmeister will have to wait until tonight to see if that be true.'

Dave's face fell. 'Kittykat that's vair rude.' I laughed.

1:38 pm

The Hornmeister has gone for a walk.

1 minute later

'Hey Kittykat...' Millie sat next to me.

Wonder where B is? 'B's like in the toilet. She's been feeling like totally sick.'

Ooo... Mill has a touch of Mystic Meg today.

'Is she alright?' Millie nodded.

Millie is vair smiley today. 'Can I like tell you a secret?'

'Err... Sure.'

1 minute later

Millie whispered into my ear.

'It's like morning sickness.'

'What?'

'B... It's morning sickness. She's like preggers'

'Really?' Millie nodded.

'Yep. We like both took tests last week. I just don't suffer from much morning sickness.'

'What... You too?' Millie giggled.

'Isn't it amazing?' She sounded really happy.

3 minutes later

I couldn't believe Millie and B are preggers.

Millie says she's 10 weeks and B is 8 weeks.

They haven't told Dave.

Millie has asked moi not to mention it, so I won't.

Dave has returned. 'Are you cool cats talking about the Biscuit?'

I smiled. 'Maybe.'

1 minute later

Dave sat on Kittykat.

2 minutes later

Snogging Dave. Number 5.

1:56pm

'What were Kittykat and Maria talking about?'

'Err... The wedding. We were saying we hope B feels better.'

Dave raised his eyebrows. 'What would the Biscuit like to do later?'

'Hmmm... The Biscuit would like to take Kittykat for a walk on the beach.'

That's tres tres romantic.

1 minute later

Snogging Dave. Number 5.

4 minutes later

Ashleigh interrupted us. 'Da!'

She sat in the spare seat next to me.

'Midge, Dave's with Gee. He doesn't want teasing.'

Ashleigh frowned. She wouldn't go back to Roxanne.

2 minutes later

Ashleigh's sat on my lap.

Dave's playing Noughts and Crosses with Ashleigh.

1 minute later

Ashleigh giggled. 'I win.'

The Biscuit has to be letting her win.

1:34 pm

Rebecca has reappeared.

She's snuggled up on her hubby's lap.

Dave keeps glancing at her.

The Hornmeister knows something's up.

He'll never guess that his sisters are preggers though.

5 minutes later

Hmmm... Kittykat's getting vair sleepy.

Resting moi's head on the Biscuit's shoulder.

It's vair comfy.

1 minute later

Zzzzz...

4:10 pm, Pizza-a-gogo land

'Kittykat. Wakey wakey.'

'But Kittykat's sleeping.' Dave laughed.

'The Biscuit can see... We be in Pizza-a-gogo land though.'

1 minute later

Ekk... Dave picked me up.

I screamed. 'PUT ME DOWN YOU LOON!'

'Nope.' Dave popped the 'p'.

4 minutes later, Waiting for Luggage

Dave had carried Kittykat to the arrival lounge.

He put moi down next to Millie. Millie laughed.

'Least Sweetie Pie didn't drop Kittykat.'

I sighed. 'Is B feeling better?' Millie nodded.

3 minutes later

The Biscuit's riding around on the luggage trolleys.

Causing trouble as per usual.

4:21 pm

Oops... Dave crashed the trolley into Mas.

I forgot he was here. Kittykat ran over to check Davey was alright.

'DAVE! Are you alright?'

1 minute later

Laughing like a loon on loon tablets.

Dave landing on top of Mas. Ooo-err.

Mas pushed Dave off and started to mutter in Pizza-a-gogo-ese.

I helped Dave up. He looks vair Dave the Un-Laugh.

'Hornmeister, if you're on the turn you can just tell moi... And crashing into Handbag Horse doesn't work.'

'Arr... That is what Kittykat thinks.'

'No. That is what Kittykat knows. You could have messed up his hair.' Dave laughed.

4:35 pm, Leaving the Airport

Sat in the rented car with Davey.

He's giving moi a funny look.

'What?'

'Hmmm... Did Kittykat want to go for a walk on the beach?'

I smiled. 'Maybe. The Biscuit shall have to wait and see.'

'Minx.' And with that Dave snogged moi.

A.N. I'm Back. Sorry about the short wait. Firstly I have a new laptop and the keyboard is really hard for me to type on. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually. Then I've been busy busy busy with getting ready to go to uni. I'm not sure how quickly I'll update. I'll try and update regularly. Hope you enjoy this chapter. If it's not good it'll be because I'm getting back into writing. Love RoxannetheLaugh...