Title: What?

Author: pandora007

Disclaimer: Miranda, Andy and the twins belongs to the fox2000, I wish they were mine.

Pairing: Miranda/ Andy

Fiction rated: PG

Author's Note: this is a silly idea I'm feeding up for a while then I thought, why not write about it? It was my first time writing about DWP, I hope you like it. Good and bad feedbacks are welcome.

"What?" chapter 1

Miranda was in a terrible mood this morning. While meeting with her employees a visitor arrived.

"Good morning."

Everybody replies with the exception of Miranda.

"Morning Andy," Nigel said with a smile.

"Hi Nigel, nice to see you." Andy replied returning the smile.

"Likewise."

"Ah Miranda, can I speak with you for a moment?" Andy asked from the doorway.

"Andrea, I'm extremely busy right now. With very important details for the next mockup" Miranda responded in her usual impatient tone.

"It's really important and I'm sure you will not regret it, please?" Andy gave Miranda THE LOOK she'd learned so well.

Miranda glared at the people around the conference table. "You all think about new and intelligent ideas. Show them to me when I come back. If it's not too much to ask", she directed before leaving the conference room with Andrea walking ahead of her.

-Miranda's office-

Miranda walked into her office. "Ok Andrea it better have something to do with our home burning in flames with all my Hermes scarves in it, otherwise I will kill you right now! Do you have any idea how important that meeting was? Still is?" She rolled her eyes. "Especially when I have a full board of incompetent people who can't function or think when left by themselves."

Andrea only giggled, rolling her eyes while closing Miranda's office door behind her.

"Well, you can't kill me." Andy started quietly, "unless you want to spend 25 years to life in a NY prison outfit for multiple homicides."

"What? Are you talking nonsense?" Miranda asked staring at her.

"Miranda…" Andy paused. "I'm pregnant." she stepped closer to Miranda smiling from ear to ear.

"What?" Miranda uttered as she dropped into her desk chair.

"Ok I'm sure you can manage more than two words in a sentence."

"You're pregnant?" she finally gave Andy the 'famous' smile she only gives to her and the girls.

"We are." Andy corrected her and moved to sit in Miranda's lap, smiling radiantly at the editor.

"Oh my goodness", Miranda held onto Andy tightly. "Why didn't you tell me this morning that you were going to the clinic?"

"I didn't want to upset you if this time it was another disappointment. I wanted to be sure before telling you." Andy said in a serious tone remembering everything they had been through.

"Andrea you should have told me, this is something very important to us and I would have been upset, of course, but I wanted to be with you."

"Well they say four is the lucky number." Andy caressed Miranda's cheek, "We are gonna have a baby." she added before leaning down to kiss Miranda.

"Yes we are." She answered into the kiss.

"I love you." Andy´s lips sought out Miranda's.

"Ditto." Miranda replied into her mouth.

"No, say it." Andy locked eyes with Miranda.

"What is the difference? It means the same thing," Miranda said trying to hide a smile.

"It does to me." Andy said pointing to herself, "Ditto is not the answer I want to get when I say I love you."

Miranda rolled her eyes. "I love you Andrea Sachs-Priestly."

"Ditto." Andy replied, smiling at the expression Miranda made after hearing her answer. "I love when you say my entire name."

"It fits you." Miranda said touching Andy's belly, smiling to herself.

"I can't wait to tell the girls, they will be thrilled." Andy could barely contain her excitement.

"Yes they will."

"Do you think we can go have dinner later so we can tell them?" she asked, with her arms around Miranda's neck.

"Yes I can manage that. What time do you leave the Mirror tonight?"

"Around seven, no later than that."

"Nil will pick you up around 7:15 pm, sharp." Miranda pulled Andy into a warm embrace. "Thank you."

"For what?"

"For doing this for us." Miranda softly kissed Andy's neck.

Andy closed her eyes enjoying the warmth of her wife. "Hmm now that I stop to think about it, I realize I did this for my own good, the girls and...of course your poor employees."

"Oh yes, how so?" Miranda's mouth was still pleasantly locked to Andy's neck.

"Who do you think is better to deal with hormones and mood swings? You or me?" Andy said, smiling.

Andy's neck suddenly felt the loss of Miranda's lips. "I beg your pardon?" Miranda's piercing blue eyes were now glaring at her.

-A few months later-

Miranda was in her conference room finishing the final details of the magazine when a very pregnant Andy arrived.

"Good afternoon, sorry to interrupt." Andy greeted as she smiled at the people that remained seated in their chairs. They all seemed to be more than happy to see her.

"Hi Andy, you look beautiful." Nigel said honestly.

"Thank you Nigel, very sweet of you, but I don't feel pretty at all." She let out a giggle.

Miranda just cleared her throat and Andy looked at her.

"Let me guess, you want to talk to me?" Miranda asked raising an elegant eyebrow.

"Aww how smart you are..." Andy smiled at Miranda while caressing her belly. "and yes, I would like to talk to you, won't take long."

"I will be in my office in a minute, can you wait there please?"

"Sure." Andy said leaving the room.

"Let Emily know if you need anything." Miranda instructed while the door was being closed.

"Oh no." Andy popped her head back into the room. "She was so not happy the last time I craved Brazilian ice cream at two in the morning."

"Go on." Miranda waved to Andrea while staring at Nigel, who was failing miserably at hiding his laughter. Until he saw her starting to purse her lips.

"Sorry," Nigel simply said as he attempted to hide himself behind a magazine.

-Miranda's office-

"Hi Emily," Andy said smiling happily.

"Oh no Andy, please, what do you want this time? Third time this week and today is only Thursday."

Andy rolled her eyes as she leaned on Sarah´s desk. "Relax Emily. I'm only here to see Miranda and besides I never asked you to do any of my wishes."

"Oh really? So you ask Miranda and you think she will do it herself? Go to Chinatown to buy terrible food from that hideous place?" Emily closed her eyes, remembering the horrible adventure. "Bloody hell I thought I would never be able to see 5th avenue again."

Andy was laughing with the thought of a terrified Emily running through Chinatown.

"Wait, are you here to see Miranda? Like in see Miranda or SEE Miranda?" Emily looked at her suspiciously. "Because this is starting to get very disturbing for people that actually work here. I shouldn't have to remind you, these are thin walls."

"Emily you seem to be very hyper today." Andy said trying to change the subject. "Have you eaten?"

"Eat? How and when am I supposed to eat when I spend most of the day in baby places, ordering baby stuff, around baby smells? I swear to God I'm starting to have nightmares about a huge baby in Calvin Klein's clothing eating my head."

Andy started to laugh uncontrollably. "Ah Emily, please, you are just excited and happy about that, look on the bright side. When you have kids you will be an expert."

"I don't think so, you traumatized me for life."

Andy was giggling at Emily's exaggeration. "Ok I'm going to wait for my wife in her office, I need to sit down."

"I know I will regret this but," Emily began and shook her head, "do you need anything?"

"Well since you asked, I suddenly feel like eating Indian food." Andy said excitedly.

Emily stared at her in terror. "Andy, I'm willing to beg you."

Andy couldn't contain her laughter. "Chill out Em I'm just kidding, I'm alright."

Emily rolled her eyes. "Oh God." She turned her attention back to her computer. "I love my job, I really love my job."

-15 minutes later-

Miranda walked into her office and faced Andy, who was comfortably sitting in her chair reading a magazine. "So where is the fire?"

Andy laughed and stood up to approach Miranda. "Well besides me on fire?" she asked kissing Miranda fervently.

Miranda stopped Andy´s assault. "Andrea we can't do this here anymore. Emily is right outside of the room."

"Since when did this ever stop us?" Andy leaned in for another kiss.

"Since I started to get a number of funny stares, when you arrive in your hot and randy mood," Miranda explained.

"Ok fine, later for sure." Andy winked playfully at Miranda. "I just came to share the news about the ultrasound with you. I have to head back to the Mirror."

"I'm sorry I wasn't able to go with you this time, I was really busy but I will try not to miss any more," Miranda promised as she softly caressed Andy's belly.

Andy smiled. "It's ok you already came twice when you had lots of things to do."

"So, how is everything?" Miranda asked as she made her way over to her desk.

"Both are fine thanks for asking," Andy said turning to face Miranda with the smile still planted on her face.

"Sorry, I meant to ask if both of you are fine."

"Oh ok, then the three of us are fine." Andy said as she came to a stop close to Miranda´s desk.

"What?" Miranda asked clearly puzzled.

Andy giggled. "Yes, we are going to have twins."

"What?" Miranda felt the sudden need to sit in her chair.

Andy walked over to sit in Miranda's lap. "Ok I'm kinda experiencing a bit of déjà vu."

TBC.